Results [Issue 53] Describe this In 100 Words!

[Lhamster 4,081]

 

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1st Place, winning 25000 crystals: @violins
 
Pranksters. Hidden away from the chaos of the brawl mere buildings away, these two unlikely allies had conspired to join their forces and hide both team's respective flags, leaving the clueless tankers on either side without a clear objective. Naturally, this had quickly devolved the situation into an all-out melee across the entire map. "Psst", the Railgun whispered to the Thunder. "Do you think they'll find us?" Above the din of the battle, the Thunder had to raise his voice. "I'm not sure they-"
The Thunder was suddenly interrupted by a destroyed Isida turret sailing gracefully over their heads.
 
2nd Place, winning 20000 crystals: @Jwimmer
 

"Noooooooo, don't run over me!!!!" I thought, as the two tanks came raging straight towards me. I had always heard, from the stories coming back into the mine factory, that poofing out because your owner died is much less painless than the double whammy of being run over then having to violently blow up. I had been pooped out a few minutes ago, and since then have been sitting here, hoping to the mine gods that my owner would be courteous enough to die for me.

 

3rd Place, winning 15000 crystals: @Leaflet314
 

I'll tell a story
'bout two teams
of tanks that were a-fightin'
they fought for years 'n month 'n more
'till one of 'em made a sightin'
He saw a person with their banner
upon the other side
just sittin' there, a mult, no manners
going for a ride.
He had their flag, but not, of course
the decency to drop it
when teammates tried to push him off
the mult, of course, stopped it
Enemy flag in hand
a mine he laid adjacsent
to push the mult right into
and the battle he could hasten.

 

And a consolation of 10000 crystals to @Blackdrakon30:

 

The ground rumbles in anger, as if a blacksmith is forging a new sword. The shingles tremble upon the roof, and growls of weapon rotations sounds throughout the neighborhood. For this can only be one thing, the tanks have arrived. A mighty crocodile rolls through a thin street with a glaringly bright flag in tow, on a deadly mission to reap the magnificent reward of a flag capture. A roar of disapproval sounds from an approaching albino crocodile and a conflict is imminent. Bellowing at each other with all their fury, nobody knows which mighty beast will be victorious.

 

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1st Place, winning 25000 crystals: @LaserShark
 

Yup. That's a cheater. So, Mr.Lhamster, instead of doing the right thing and reporting him, you take a screenshot and make it a part of your contest. To make matters worse, you took out all the usernames so we can't even see who the cheater is. Shame upon you Lhamster. Shame upon you, your family, your house, your lawn, your chickens, your goats, your plants, your windows, your desktop wallpaper, even your toenail clippings. Shame!

 
2nd Place, winning 20000 crystals:

Los Alamos Research Facility.
Mission: Research tank flight.
Report: We are one step closer to achieving tank flight. The elixir is near completion, and we have found a worthy volunteer. The lead scientist, whom I may describe as a dictatorial figure with a large hammer, is being congratulated at the moment by many of the junior scientists, who, for some reason, adore him and thus copy his hammer. But I digress. We are so very close to tank flight, it’s exhilarating. In several days, the mission will be complete!

...

But for now, we’ll make-do with the catapult.
 
3rd Place, winning 15000 crystals with this very deep entry: @Blackdrakon30

People constantly try to reach new heights. We attempt to elevate ourselves above others, to be the one who's superior. Even when people protest and crowd the ground beneath us, telling us that what we are trying to do is impossible..... who cares? Nothing is impossible. We may feel we are in the midst of a desert, a cratered and demolished battlefield of our defeats, with walls blocking our ways in life. If you put in the effort, nothing will stop you. Grab a few trustworthy friends that won't shoot you or your dreams down, and you will soar.

 

And a special shout out to @LegolasGreenleaf8 for the great idea of parodying 'I Believe I Can Fly'.

 

There weren't so many entries this time, so it's great to still have some quality stuff submitted, congrats to the winners!

 

Check out the rest of Issue 53 right here!

Edited July 20, 2017 by Hexed

[Flexoo 6,980]

*Claps*

Lasershark´s ethical speech just killed it :D

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I finally won something! Hooray for me, and congratulations to everyone else who did!

 

EDIT: Where my ka$h m0niez at?

 

EDIT 2: Shoutout to Leaflet for that cool parody!

Edited May 7, 2016 by mydoom.exe

[Jwimmer 2,835]

Cool!

 

Lazershark's was great

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Cool!

 

Lazershark's was great

ikr so hilarious xD

I nearly died of laughter

[Leaflet314 18]

I finally won something! Hooray for me, and congratulations to everyone else who did!

 

EDIT: Where my ka$h m0niez at?

 

EDIT 2: Shoutout to Leaflet for that cool parody!

thanks, man

[asifmehmood 1,576]

I lost ;D

[androidb7 177]

I finally won something! Hooray for me, and congratulations to everyone else who did!

 

EDIT: Where my ka$h m0niez at?

 

EDIT 2: Shoutout to Leaflet for that cool parody!

Your entry reminded me of the April Fools Vlog where the devs mentioned the flight boost  :P

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

All these entries are great. Nice job, guys!

[Hex 11,520]

Zen's was just great :D

[Mr.Ace 1,116]

 

1st Place, winning 25000 crystals: @LaserShark

 

Yup. That's a cheater. So, Mr.Lhamster, instead of doing the right thing and reporting him, you take a screenshot and make it a part of your contest. To make matters worse, you took out all the usernames so we can't even see who the cheater is. Shame upon you Lhamster. Shame upon you, your family, your house, your lawn, your chickens, your goats, your plants, your windows, your desktop wallpaper, even your toenail clippings. Shame!

 

lol :P  hahahaahaha

[Jwimmer 2,835]

lol Flexoo's comment has more likes than the actual post

[Ninja 10,468]

Lasershark is the best!

[MiR4cUl0uS 815]

Congrats...

[Mistalee 1,337]

Congo!, to the winners!

[r_R.I.P.A0 441]

Good job winners.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Congrats! Especially LazerShark

[Hex 11,520]

Congo all

[zaara_tanker 89]

I lost ;D

i too lost coz i gave today. :-(

[asifmehmood 1,576]

i too lost coz i gave today. :-(

;-( OoOH.