Tanki's 7th Birthday (speculations only)

[Amateur 829]

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who can get them fired?!

You go to their HQ and go to their office and say with loud voice "Y'all Fired" :D

[werty8763 1,483]

You go to their HQ and go to their office and say with loud voice "Y'all Fired" :D

As if that would work.... <_<

They will laugh and ignore you... -_-

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

As if that would work.... <_<

They will laugh and ignore you... -_-

Werty, please stop killing jokes or you will go to jail. :P

[name-lost 184]

We can just hope for the best.

[Cor7y 13,862]

As if that would work.... <_<

They will laugh and ignore you... -_-

You seem to have a great sense of humour, don't you, good Sir?

[Zenyth 6,494]

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who can get them fired?!

putin 

[Lankero 595]

I just wish for 25% sales on MUs and I don't care about the speed ups :D I want M4s ^_^ And then around 40% on Dictator M3, Rock and Clay. I don't care that much how big will the sale be, as long as I can get what I want xD :D Double funds would help people to get their missing crystals if the sales will be smaller. :) But let's hope for the best :D xD

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

I just wish for 25% sales on MUs and I don't care about the speed ups :D I want M4s ^_^ And then around 40% on Dictator M3, Rock and Clay. I don't care that much how big will the sale be, as long as I can get what I want xD :D Double funds would help people to get their missing crystals if the sales will be smaller. :) But let's hope for the best :D xD

The least they can do is inverse sales, so this time aorund 50% off Hornet and Rialgun for example and 30% of freeze and shaft

[iMoneyMaker 4,500]

50% SALES!

X2 X3 FUNDS!

SUPER GOLDS :P (LIKE IN APRIL FOOLS)

7000 GOLD BOX WORTH!

SPECIAL DECORATIONS!

[i..0R4NG3 745]

I really think they will have 1 of these 3 or all of them at same time.. 7x battle funds, 7000 gold boxes, 7x gold drops and for sales I guess it will be either 50% or 40%

Edited May 23, 2016 by i..0R4NG3

[Hadi_destroyer_2 119]

What do you think will happen on Tanki's birthday. I don't want to be mean, but I have a feeling it will be a goof-up like Christmas sales in 2015, IDK why, I just feel so. Nonetheless, Tanki has become better with our new Cedric Dubnono, so I guess we might have a 50% flat, I hope so. 

 

(from numbers)

 

This could be the best sale ever, so far, 70% off everything, gold boxes worth 7000 and 7x battle funds

 

OR

 

7% off everything 0.7x battle funds and gold boxes worth 7 crys, which might happened, if Semyon was to stay, I guess. 

 

What do you hope will happen?

golds worth 7 crys is worser than how many crystals each gold gives nowadays

[donaldo9000 1,342]

Maybe we should give Tanki a gift considering it's their birthday :ph34r:

[Cor7y 13,862]

Maybe we should give Tanki a gift considering it's their birthday :ph34r:

Pffft, give them a bottle of vodka, perfect gift for them.

 

Edited May 18, 2016 by Cor7y

[III_Dope_III 319]

I have been a member since 2011. Lets see what they do this year.

I expect:

• 02:00 on June 1 - 02:00 on June 8 — 50% off micro-upgrades
• 02:00 on June 4 - 02:00 on June 5 — Double Battle Funds
• 02:00 on June 4 - 02:00 on June 5 — Gold boxes worth 7000 crystals
• 02:00 on June 5 - 02:00 on June 6 — 50% off crystals via mobile payment, credit cards and PayPal
• 02:00 on June 5 - 02:00 on June 6 — 50% off paints
• 02:00 on June 6 - 02:00 on June 7 — 50% off hulls
• 02:00 on June 7 - 02:00 on June 8 — 50% off turrets

Edited May 18, 2016 by III_Dope_III

[Cor7y 13,862]

I have been a member since 2011. Lets see what they do this year.

I expect:

• 02:00 on June 1 - 02:00 on June 8 — 50% off micro-upgrades
• 02:00 on June 4 - 02:00 on June 5 — Double Battle Funds
• 02:00 on June 4 - 02:00 on June 5 — Gold boxes worth 7000 crystals
• 02:00 on June 5 - 02:00 on June 6 — 50% off crystals via mobile payment, credit cards and PayPal
• 02:00 on June 5 - 02:00 on June 6 — 50% off paints
• 02:00 on June 6 - 02:00 on June 7 — 50% off hulls
• 02:00 on June 7 - 02:00 on June 8 — 50% off turrets

[donaldo9000 1,342]

 

I have been a member since 2011. Lets see what they do this year.

I expect:

• 02:00 on June 1 - 02:00 on June 8 — 50% off micro-upgrades
• 02:00 on June 4 - 02:00 on June 5 — Double Battle Funds
• 02:00 on June 4 - 02:00 on June 5 — Gold boxes worth 7000 crystals
• 02:00 on June 5 - 02:00 on June 6 — 50% off crystals via mobile payment, credit cards and PayPal
• 02:00 on June 5 - 02:00 on June 6 — 50% off paints
• 02:00 on June 6 - 02:00 on June 7 — 50% off hulls
• 02:00 on June 7 - 02:00 on June 8 — 50% off turrets

 

You are very optimistic sir :D

[stawp_thundertime 275]

You are very optimistic sir :D

Reach for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud :P 

Lame quotes besides, i'm really putting my faith on tanki to give atleast what he predicted with 40%s

[donaldo9000 1,342]

Well, a huge event with big discounts would be nice, now everybody expects not much.

I used to be unhappy with anything less than 50% discount, and now a 30% discount sounds great :P

Edited May 18, 2016 by donaldo9000

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

Reach for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud :P

Lame quotes besides, i'm really putting my faith on tanki to give atleast what he predicted with 40%s

Well stars are really far away, so won't you end up on another star if you're near a cluster or in orbit if you are not?

[Jwimmer 2,835]

A 50% sale would be awesome! In that case, I would be able to get a new M3 turret, but I don't see another 50% sale again, ever. Hopefully, the event starts at the beginning of the week and culminates on the fourth.

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

^ me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I really wanted Hornet m3 and I'm lazy to grind tons of crys, I'm playing more CW and I finally tasked my favorite gun, Noveske Diplomat, so now its Noveske Silenced, and I really hope it is as 50% sale because I want Hornet m3. I also hope that I can win the "Continue the Story" contest

[monkeyburn 13,529]

I think for Tanki's birthday, a new turret will be introduced, for 72 hours, called "Blowoutthecandles". It will resemble a large barrel with a fan on the end of it, similar to that of the freeze. Capable of wind blasts up to 321. km...Anything in its path will blow away like so much debris. Happy birthday? Not for you, on the receiving end of my Blowoutthecandles barrel.  :unsure:

[Zenyth 6,494]

for those who don't know

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

for those who don't know

not Iron's Day, Tanki B-day *facepalm*

[donaldo9000 1,342]

^I think he means that that is the marketing specialist