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[Issue 54] [Special] Newspaper Crystal Giveaway... with a twist!


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We've unfortunately had a few contests that have published their results a bit late recently, so we are holding a giveaway of 20,000 crystals (unused contest funds which would have vanished into the Tanki void) as a thank you for your patience over the past few months. We care about you players, we're always working to improve and we'll make sure it doesn't happen again!
 
Here's how it works:
  • You post any two usernames of different players (so no alts!). You can post your own username and that of a friend, or even be selfless and put forth two friends. The winning poster will receive 10,000 crystals to the accounts of each of the two players posted!
  • You must also include a joke in your post. (Don't worry, any joke will do, we won't exclude you even if your joke is really bad! However, it must be clean, and not violate any of the Tanki rules.)

So, remember: post two usernames of different players with a joke included for a chance to win!

This topic will be closed at the end of 25th July 2016. We will randomly select a winner and announce it in our next Issue.
May the odds be ever in your favour!
 

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@DESTROYER_13

 

 

My entry, one of my favourite jokes: 

 

Doctor: I'm sorry but you are suffering from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live.

 

Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Weeks, months?

 

Doctor: Nine.

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dad`s troll

 

 

dad

yes son?

i`m hungry

hey hungry,i`m dad

No,i`m serious

No,u are hungry

DAD!!!!

 

 

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@beaku & @sanskar123456789

 

I'm pretty sure this is how the discussion for this topic went:

Gold: Respected colleagues, this fiscal cycle has seen an unexpected budget surplus of about 20,000 crystals. The ministry suggests that the amount be given away to a lucky citizen to be determined by an unbiased draw.

*big sighs, everyone murmurs*

Gold: But just to create excess social pressure to be virtuous, the ministry also suggests that the amount be divided equally among two accounts, where the owner of both account can't be the same. And we'll also insert a subtle psyche-moulding sentence that it'll be better if both account aren't owned by the entree. The ministry also wants them to crack lame jests with half hearted efforts to lighten our moods.

*sadistic laughs engulf the room*

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@omrot

@rotom66

 

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge in 3 steps?

 

Step 1 - You open the fridge
Step 2 - You squeeze the giraffe
Step 3 - You close the fridge

 

 

p.s. He is my brother so we might have the same IP

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@yoshi-1 &

 

My high school assignment 
was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served 
in the Philippines during the war, 
I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”

 

Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”

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@Rico_Viking_9000

 

@Destroyer_05 <----- brother

 

 

 

 

 

One day, on my lower account, I decided to get the Predator kit. I was enjoying standing at long distances and shooting tanks into pieces. But then a team of Firebirds started chasing me. My Hunter couldn't keep up. This kit should be called "Prey."

 

 

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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.

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@F1ASC0

 

Why doesn't anyone give Elsa a balloon?

Answer

because she will 'Let it Go'

 

 

Bad joke. I know hhh

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Snipe3000 +DestroyerPdox for giving more info in a P&S topic.

 

 

 

Joke:

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what George Washington said to his men before they crossed the Delaware? 

Student: "Get in the boat, men!"

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