[Issue 54] [Special] Newspaper Crystal Giveaway... with a twist!

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Rewind99

 

"I am born in the same day of my birthday! Fantastic!"

[Typo 1,299]

@Startle

@ibrahim91198

Mother to Johnny: “How was your exam, is all questions difficult?”

Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble!"

[degenarationXxX 20]

1.@degenarationXxX

 

2.@MeeTYoUR-DesTRuCtiON

 

   Knocked -  stone -  jokes

 

D: KnocK  KnocK.?

 

M: Who's there....?

 

D: What..?

 

M: What who...?

 

D: huh ..?what you talking about.?

 

M: you said knock  knock

 

D: who's there...?

 

M: what the.? -_-

 

D: man  im trying to get you laugh

 

M: ok ok   Knock knock

 

D: Who's there.?

 

M: Tank

 

D: Tank who...?

 

M: YOU'R  WELCOME

 

D: o_O

Edited July 2, 2016 by degenarationXxX

[dkchamp 384]

1. @dkchamp

2. @iam_dharani

 

:lol:  :lol:  :lol: JOKE :lol:  :lol:  :lol: 

Tell me what is the product of Ba + Na_{2 ?}

answer 

 

 

BaNaNa 

 

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

1. @X_Death.By.Me_X

2. @cool_boy0

 

 

I was eating in my office. My boss came over and told me that I can't eat while working. I said that ' Don't worry, I'm not working.'

I am searching for a job now.

Edited July 2, 2016 by X_Death.By.Me_X

[somank_unbeatable 59]

1. @somank_unbeatable

2. @name-lost

Nub: Goldbox pls admin

Other players: Admins don't drop goldboxes!!!

Nub: But I want a goldbox :c

Sly Player: Okay I will teach you a goldboxes trick, if u do it, gold will drop

Nub: Okay thank you pls tell me

Sly Player: Press ctrl+W

Nub: *Presses ctrl and w*

*Goldbox Will Be Dropped Soon*

Nub:Omg it worked

Sly player:*Shocked* But....how????

*Battle ends*

Everybody: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Admin: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Edited July 2, 2016 by somank_unbeatable

[Capable 4,614]

1.

2.

 

What goes up and down but never moves?

 

The Stairs! :lol:

[Pro_Ace_Star 1]

1. Pro_Ace_Star

2. joey81830

 

It's so cold outside, I saw politician with his hands in his own pockets.

[Ninja 10,468]

@abdullahseba

 

The other account is my brother's so don't get exited when you see the same IP.

 

The worst name you can give to a dog who attcked a woman is Seizer.

[bc200214_777 582]

bc200214_777

FullLife

 

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.

[U_A_Hastag_Trashbag 5]

1. U_A_Hastag_Trashbag

 

2. i_am_awesome_XXX

 

Plumber: is ur refrigerator running?

 

Person who called: Yes. Why wouldn't it be running?

 

Plumber: Then you better go catch it (point to a moving refrigerator)

 

Person who called: Wha? How? Where r u going i called u to fix a leak in the pipes!

[U_A_Hastag_Trashbag 5]

Posted 02 Jul 2016 - 10:45

 

1. U_A_Hastag_Trashbag

 

2. i_am_awesome_XXX

 

Plumber: is ur refrigerator running?

 

Person who called: Yes. Why wouldn't it be running?

 

Plumber: Then you better go catch it (point to a moving refrigerator)

 

Person who called: Wha? How? Where r u going i called u to fix a leak in the pipes!

 

 

 

P.S. the other acc is my brother's so it's not a alt so please count it in.

Posted 02 Jul 2016 - 10:45

1. U_A_Hastag_Trashbag

 

2. i_am_awesome_XXX

 

Plumber: is ur refrigerator running?

 

Person who called: Yes. Why wouldn't it be running?

 

Plumber: Then you better go catch it (point to a moving refrigerator)

 

Person who called: Wha? How? Where r u going i called u to fix a leak in the pipes!

[GeneralNemesis 497]

[member=]ibrahim91198

[member=]GeneralNemesis

 

Can a kangaroo jump higher that a house??

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Ofcourse, A house doesnt jump AT ALL.

[anti-tanker-GT 7]

anti-tanker-GT

tweezers

 

My entry;

 

Dad: So, how was the paper today son?

Son: Pretty easy...But there was one question that confused me.

Dad: What was it?

Son: Well, the question asked us to write the past tense of "THINK".

        I THOUGHT and THOUGHT and wrote the answer as THINKED...Think it's correct?

Dad: *0_0*

Edited July 2, 2016 by anti-tanker-GT

[GetRektSkrub_II 29]

GetRektSkrub_II theBEASTmode_ON
 
 

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King.He got it without a single remark.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away.

 

I love Chuck Norris jokes

 

[newrohan 1,040]

@newrohan

@CameraGuy

 

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" 

Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" 

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" 

Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!" 

Edited July 2, 2016 by newrohan

[manish17 1,085]

@manish17xxx

@popopota

 

Never break someone's heart - they have only one of it. Rather break their bones, they got 206 of them!

[Aslan 671]

&

 

About 4,000 years ago:

God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!

Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*

God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!

[shahzaib.shezy 6]

Nickname 1: shahzaib.shezy
Nickname 2: Wonder-Who
                                                        -- JOKE --

DAD: Son, what do u want for ur birthday

Son: not much dad just a radio with a sport car around it

Edited July 2, 2016 by shahzaib.shezy

[gameonln 514]

@gameonln

@GENERALHALO

 

 

Two tips for faster jogging

 

1) a Beautiful gal in front of you

 

2) a Dog behind u

[a__Star 76]

@a__Star

@a__Saifie

You say i'm dirty minded...
...But, How did you understand
what i meant ?

Edited July 2, 2016 by a__Star

[nobodylikeme 14]

nobodylikeme Aminohack_tanki

Joke:

Guy1 - I got the doctor's results back and...I'm CANADIAN!

Guy2 - I'm so sorry.

Guy1 - OH NO! IT'S SPREADING!

[IVIr.Blue 865]

@IVIr.Blue

 

Our language is called '​Mother Tongue' as father never gets a chance to speak.

Edited July 2, 2016 by IVIr.Blue

[St.Guardian 514]

@I.eSports_Player      and       @TriNitroToIuene

 

A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman asks him if he has any luggage. 

He replied, "No I'm traveling light."

 

xaxaxaxaxaaxxaxaxaaxxaaxaxxa       

Edited July 2, 2016 by St.Guardian

[simonkid 9]

@simonkid

@GoldRock

How do you keep an unintelligent person in suspense?

Answer

Tell you tomorrow

 

:)