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M1Abhrahams

ziddha

 

A couple go high into the mountains together in their car. Up top, they shouted out and heard it echo back.

A while later, while driving back down, the husband said cheekily,"Frustrating, must it not be? Not having the last word?" 

 

You asked for it.

#Bad Jokes

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@hussien789

@giltinhoboy

 

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."

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@ziddha

 

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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@I.WalkAlone

@GeeVuh

Two mathematicians walk into a bar and begin to argue about the intelligence of the waitresses. One mathematician gets up, and on his way to the bathroom stops his server. He tells her: "I'll give you $5 is you answer "one-third x cubed" to the next question I ask you, ok?" The server nods, and walks away. When the mathematician returns to his table, he tells his colleague: "I bet you $100 that our server can answer a simple calculus problem." He then proceeds to flag down the server and asks her, "What is the indefinite integral of x squared?" She responds, "one-third x cubed." The man then proceeds to collect his money, only to be interrupted by the server saying "plus a constant."

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1. TriNitroToulene

 

2. Fen_Harel

 

 

 

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed some thunder shells!

         Well, don't point him at me.

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(Player One) Stephun

(Player Two) Nate031

 

     A sociologist sets up an experiment in which he places a plate of chocolate cake on a table on the far end of the room. He then places a chair on the other end and sits a mathematician down.

     "Now, sir," he says. "You may move over to the other end of the room and eat that piece of chocolate cake. But there's a catch. You may only roll your chair in increments of a half-distance."

     "What!" cries the mathematician. "Don't you know that you'll never get to the other end of the room if you only move by halves? It's impossible!" So saying, the mathematician throws up his hands and stalks out of the room in disgust.

     The sociologist brings in his next subject, a biologist, and outlines the same terms.

     "Sir," he says. "You may eat that cake, but you can only move your chair in increments of a half-distance."

     The biologist eagerly sits himself down and begins wheeling himself toward the cake. The sociologist was stunned.

     "Sir!" he says. "Don't you know that you'll never make it to the other end of the room if you only move by halves?"

     "Of course," replies the biologist. "But I'll get close enough for all intents and purposes."

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skills_from_Samuel

tiger_kit

 

 

Joke:

Xp Player: Hello do you know what is Xp?

Me: No

Xp Player: Then you are a Noob.

Me: Thanks bro.....btw Im not good as him. :D  :D

  Oufa has alt acc name Noob.

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 kidding

@omrot

 

 

 

People hate @Godmode_ON cause he is almost unbeatable. but y do they hate me?

answer:

in battle log, the following appeared:

has destroyed @Godmode_ON

Gold box will be dropped soon

Gold box will be dropped soon

Gold box will be dropped soon

has taken the gold box

has taken the gold box

has taken the gold box

 

 

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 Warrant Officer 2 dogeanddzilla  Warrant Officer 1 sniperscope


Why didn't the dog cross the road? 


Because it was a howl-in hot day.


Edited by dogeanddzilla

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aukselisLT and paulrerr

 

 

joke .  who is the best  

 

 

i am the best says the valcan i am the best says isdia i am the best says the titan and the answer is :wub:  

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Ultimatum_SHZ

New_GTX

It is a stormy, dark night. A couple (husband and wife) go to bed. A few minutes later, they hear a knock on their front door. The husband gets out of bed and grumbles 'who's up at this time of night?!' He goes to the door, and finds a man, dripping wet from the rain, asking for a push. The man slams the door in his face, and goes back upstairs. The wife asks who it was. The husband says 'some bozo wants a push, at this time!'. But then, the wife says, 'Honey, remember when we were stuck in the desert a few months ago? Other people came to our aid. It is only fair that we do something to return the favour.' The man realizes his selfish-ness and goes back downstairs to help out the man. He opens the door, and finds the man on a set of swings outside. 'Oh hey, can you give me a push??"

 

P.S the second is my sister's account, we both use the same laptop, so IP and things can be the same. sorry

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