[Issue 54] [Special] Newspaper Crystal Giveaway... with a twist!

[TandH_Brow_XXX_PRO 37]

If a teacher cant teach as all the subjects how can a student learn them all         @Captain_America_EN.    @TandH_Brow_XXX_PRO    Captain is my brother

Edited July 18, 2016 by TandH_Brow_XXX_PRO

[bobby-bonga 2,008]

@bobby-bonga

 

Joke:

 

Teacher: student, why r u late to school today?

Student: because there was a sign on the road.

Teacher: what does a sign have to do with it?

Student: because the sign said "SCHOOL AHEAD! GO SLOW!" :P

Edited July 21, 2016 by bobby-bonga

[01.07.03 59]

@01.07.03

 

Pizza boy: Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Customer: Sure

Pizza boy: Nevermind it's too cheesy...

 

Good luck guys :)

[No.One.Can.Stop.Me 0]

No.one.Can.Stop.Me

I_lost_my_acco

 

​ Just had the following conversation in court.

 

Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.

 

My Brother was actually in court but after he made a joke...........

Good Luck ;)

Edited July 18, 2016 by No.One.Can.Stop.Me

[SSGcommando1 1]

  First nickname : SSGcommando1

  Second nickname : Asian_Legend

  

  Joke :

  

  Teacher : Which is more away than the school, your home or the sun.

  Student : My home.

  Teacher : And how is that.

  Student : I can see the sun from here but I cannot see my home from here.

[danstar48 18]

@danstar48    Hey, What are you doing ?

@3cmc3         Imagination or Reality ?

@danstar48    Imagination

@3cmc3         I'm hanging out with my French Girlfriend in France.

@danstar48    OK......Reality

@3cmc3        Getting Rekt in tankionline

[ThE_NoOb_26 1]

tyga282

 

ThE_NoOb_26

 

Food contest Judge: This plate has so much oil, the U.S. is trying to invade it!

[hi_its_me77432 10]

hi_its_me77432
Pizzariffic 
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

 

Of course not. Houses don't jump!

0_O O_0

 

Edited July 21, 2016 by hi_its_me77432

[L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y 820]

Bad joke: I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my 
first child.

 

1. @L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y

2. @tarnk (well-deserved)

[dhruv123456 4]

dhruv123456

aditi894

Son:hi dad, I'm hungry

Dad:hi hungry I'm dad

[Algerian_army 3]

zahid04

loppei
What is School?
S.ix C.rappy H.ours O.f O.ur L.ives

Edited July 22, 2016 by Algerian_army

[ll.DonT.Even.Try.ll 513]

@ll.DonT.Even.Try.ll

 

Can a kangoroo jump higher than a house?

 

 Of course!! A house doesn't jump at all.

 

 

 

I hope I win this contest so I can surprise my best friend who is on vacation:)

Edited July 22, 2016 by ll.DonT.Even.Try.ll

[r_I_lost_my_acco0 0]

Thank you to no.one.can.stop.me

Hopefully I win but GOOD LUCK EVERYONE :)

 

Two fish in a tank. One says: "How do u drive this thing?"

 

No.One.Can.Stop.me

I_lost_my_acco

[twims_tanki 1]

Sorry for the mean joke mods and tankers, this one is different

 

Twims_tanki

I_lost_my_acco, i wanna be nice.........

 

 

W​hat do you call a police officer that works in bed........

 

An undercover cop.

 

[Acerfire37 0]

Acerfire37

Jhan03

 

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.


 

[cheese788 0]

cheese788 and parakeet: What's a cat's favorite color?

Answer: Purrrple

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

- @tiger_of_malaysia

- @ll.SILVER.ll

 

Why would someone need a smart lamp?

 

Because dumb ones aren't as bright!

 

Edited July 23, 2016 by tiger_of_malaysia

[vanshajwore 324]

vanshaj (my friend who probably doesn't play anymore, but whatever)

vanshajwore (me :P )

Joke (are pics allowed? :P )

 

 

Every mom knows this look

 

 

 

If pic doesn't work:

 

"Donald Trump promises a 'safer' America"

 

So he has dropped out, right?

Edited July 23, 2016 by vanshajwore

[1creepercraft_tanki 12]

1creepercraft_tanki

GoldRock (idk who else 2 choose[+he sets up a bunch of fun contests]{++He will pick me as a winner?})

 

3 guys went out hunting: a hunter, an indian, and a cowboy.  The Indian says "I'm gonna go get myself the biggest deer you 2 ever saw" and went out into the woods. 2 hours later, he comes back with the biggest deer the others ever saw. they  say"Whoa!! How'd u do it??? and he says :"me see tracks, me follow tracks BANG   me  shoot deer." The hunter says "Im gonna go get myself the biggest BEAR you 2 ever saw" and goes out into the woods. 2 hours later, he comes back with the biggest bear  the others ever saw. they  say "Whoa!! How'd u do it??? and he says :"me see tracks, me follow tracks BANG   me  shoot bear." then the cowboy says "if u 2 can do it, I can do it" and goes out into the woods. 6hours later, its dusk and the others are packing up to look for him, he comes back bloody, bruised, ripped clothes, and stumbling. They  say "Whoa!! WHAT HAPPENED????? and he says :"me see tracks, me follow tracks BANG   me  get hit by a train."

 

 

 

if u laughed, plz like it, and i hope i win cuz of the joke. any ways, GOOD LUCK 2 EVERY1!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superplayer_TO 15]

zan123442  (not user of forum)

@superplayer_TO

 

 

before surgery, the doctor asked the patient. Do you want your status on facebook change in the unconscious?

 

:D

Edited July 24, 2016 by superplayer_TO

[DevastatorDragon 1]

@DragonOfStorms

@DevastatorDragon

 

What do you call a Smurf with no pants on?

 

 

A blue moon

 

[adith987 0]

1.adith987

2.yoshi-1

 

what is the difference between here and there?

 

answer:the letter 't'

[iceburst 10]

1 iceburst

2 phanthomrogue -Bro so same ip

 

Son - I got A in Maths

Mom- WTF, Well done!

Son- Mom,What do you think WTF means?

Mom- Well that's Fantastic

[Night-Sisters 2,139]

Contest Closed. Good luck.