5 Types of Annoying Noobs

[BLASTER872 1,892]

 

 

I will be writing about 5 types of noobs in the game, enjoy!

Disclaimer: These are not ranked in any order. What I thought of first I wrote first.

 

 

5. Goldies

 

Annoyance rating: 3/5

 

Found: Everywhere, from Gerfrieters Master Sergeants - Generalissimos.

 

Probably the least harmless of the bunch, the standard "Gold was?", or, "Gold pls?" noob annoys you. They are the type of noob who is misled and believes that Admins drop gold. Your annoyance towards them is shared but they do no physical harm to you or your gameplay. (Unless you're the type of person who smashed your keyboard because you lost a duel.)

 

Example:

 

 

 

4. Box Hoarders

 

Annoyance rating: 5/5

 

Found: Mostly in unorganized non-Esports battles. Low to medium ranks.

 

These types of noobs are some of the worst of the bunch. They take the repair box when they are slightly damaged and when you have far more damage. It gets even worse if you have Isida! Not too much of a nuisance on the other team, but annoying and unfair no matter which team you are in.

 

Example:

 

 

 

3. Mr. ICan'tTurnMyTurret

 

Annoyance rating: 2/5

 

Found: Lower ranks, unorganized teams.

 

First of all, I made the rating lower as I didn't want to write an entire paragraph (that's the orange text's job) because you wouldn't be annoyed by it in a DM or if they were on the opposite team, (well, you might be a BIT annoyed) and you would mostly be annoyed when they are on your team. Especially frustrating in small battles where every player counts! (Such as 3v3 or 4v4 matches)

 

Example:

 

 

 

2. Hacksucators

 

Annoyance rating: 4/5

 

Found: Whenever someone takes a gold box, makes a good shot, loses a clan war, etc.

 

I have experienced this firsthand (by firsthand, I don't mean these obviously acted out screenshots) and I find it pretty annoying. At least some sensible people defend you. When you take a gold box, or do something pro like making a good shot, people tend to call hacks. When they do just play along. I told people that how I hacked it was by typing, "/goldbox drop [insert-player-username]" and told them only the person whose username you typed got the gold. Ridiculous amounts of people fall for this trap, and THEY get annoyed for a turn.

 

Example:

 

 

 

1. Mults

 

Annoyance Rating: 5/5

 

Found: Clan dominations, random battles, medium to high ranks (low rankers just are noob not mult)

 

Mults! The classic type of noob that annoys. Nobody likes mult, no matter which team, because they prevent your team/enemy team from fighting and prevents the fund from growing! Annoying no matter what! Except DM. They'll just end up hurting themselves. How do you get rid of them? Report them, simple! Make a video about them multing, or just tell them to stop. There are many proposed systems to get rid of mults but none are foolproof. Multing remains the biggest problem in Tanki Online, and there is confusion about whether you can flip your own teammates for your own gain during gold box. (At least I'm confused!)

 

Example:

 

 

 

I hope you guys enjoyed my rant against noobs article! Stay pro everybody!

Edit: If anyone wants my original draft that I uploaded before the person below me made it less cringey, PM me.

Edited July 9, 2016 by BLASTER872

[Night-Sisters 2,139]

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My one other suggestion would be to open your screen fully when you take your pictures. (lags all day, ik, but for a quick picture, it's doable.)

 

I really liked this piece. Nailed it!

[F1ASC0 1,705]

Nice blaster!

[swagmaster178 162]

Nice!

[gabriele02 3,813]

It is true... :)

[yk88 577]

ugh no.4 is the WORST!!

[HAPPSHOT 2,029]

its true nice one

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Nice! LOL my article was in your tabs when you posted the first pic!

[Quarks 2,255]

Fantastic article, I really enjoyed this one.

[SpaceCowboy18 1,562]

The best article ever!!! The gold one (facepalm) every battle i join i see those noobs 

[Cor7y 13,862]

"Mults..... How do you get rid of them? Report them, simple! Make a video about them multing, or just tell them to stop."

 

[TTK_229 1,080]

They really should make an in-battle recording system, since nobody has any idea how to record. Then there might be fewer mults.

Edited July 22, 2016 by TTK_229

[Night-Sisters 2,139]

Wow, that's actually a brilliant idea. I've played other MMO's where you can do that... perhaps you should take that one to ideas and suggestions (if it hasn't been done already)

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

There is a special place in hell for those who take repair kits at 98% health.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

-added title

-changed font to Trebuchet, size 14

-resized and respaced

 

My one other suggestion would be to open your screen fully when you take your pictures. (lags all day, ik, but for a quick picture, it's doable.)

 

I really liked this piece. Nailed it!

Thank you. Love the title =)

 

Nice! LOL my article was in your tabs when you posted the first pic!

That's because I was reading your article and came up with my little idea. I got inspired by you to write this one!

 

Fantastic article, I really enjoyed this one.

Thanks.

 

The best article ever!!! The gold one (facepalm) every battle i join i see those noobs 

 

xD I'm gonna get 1st in some competition soon!1!1

No I won't.

 

They really should make an in-battle recording system, since nobody has any idea how to record. Then multing might go down on frequency.

Huh, that'd really get rid of mults and maybe "haxer noob" people.

 

There is a special place in hell for those who take repair kits at 98% health.

We started battling a bit after that screenshot. I didn't actually take the Repair Box :P

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Will nobody criticize the fact those were obviously acted out? Or does that make it better?

[allseeingeye_tanki 146]

IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!! WORST ARTICLE EVER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

Thank you. Love the title =)

 

That's because I was reading your article and came up with my little idea. I got inspired by you to write this one!

 

Thanks.

 

xD I'm gonna get 1st in some competition soon!1!1

No I won't.

 

Huh, that'd really get rid of mults and maybe "haxer noob" people.

 

We started battling a bit after that screenshot. I didn't actually take the Repair Box :P

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Will nobody criticize the fact those were obviously acted out? Or does that make it better?

lol. Thanks for letting me participate in the article {rank=1337}[bestPro2016=BLASTER872]! he did shove me off after no. 1 tho

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Stay cool [bestPro2016=BLASTER872]!

Edited July 8, 2016 by EmpiresAndAlliesPro

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

It is true... :)

ikr

[BLASTER872 1,892]

IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!! WORST ARTICLE EVER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk

XD you people overrate me, I came up with this in 20 minutes. Not the long days you'd like to imagine. (That's the writing section, took me a few hours for screenshots, then I stopped writing for a bit.)

 

lol. Thanks for letting me participate in the article {rank=1337}[bestPro2016=BLASTER872]! he did shove me off after no. 1 tho

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Stay cool [bestPro2016=BLASTER872]!

XD! Thanks for support. I pushed you off because that's what every epic writer does.

Edited July 8, 2016 by BLASTER872

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!! WORST ARTICLE EVER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk

#WeCanAllTellItWasSarcasticBcuzUWereAnActor

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

XD you people overrate me, I came up with this in 20 minutes. Not the long days you'd like to imagine. (That's the writing section, took me a few hours for screenshots, then I stopped writing for a bit.)

 

XD! Thanks for support. I pushed you off because that's what every epic writer does.

Np

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Edited July 8, 2016 by EmpiresAndAlliesPro

[r_vulcan_viking1 24]

I'm all 5 types :)

[Jwimmer 2,835]

I had a "Mr. ICan'tTurnMyTurret" in a 4v4 sandbox with me today. Went a little something like this:

 

Me: yo (insert name here), turn your turret

Noob: Why?

Me: Because Smoky sucks if you dont

Noob: But I don't smoke.

Me: ............

[BLASTER872 1,892]

I had a "Mr. ICan'tTurnMyTurret" in a 4v4 sandbox with me today. Went a little something like this:

 

Me: yo (insert name here), turn your turret

Noob: Why?

Me: Because Smoky sucks if you dont

Noob: But I don't smoke.

Me: ............

xD wait till everyone calls noobs by the names I give. I'll start doing that :P

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Surprising amount of support! Should I go ahead and make another article? Won't use screenshots this time; all I've got is a bad free screenshot thing, I need screenshotting tips ://