5 Types of Annoying Noobs

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

xD wait till everyone calls noobs by the names I give. I'll start doing that :P

Well, people are still calling me "absofdoom", so I'm very sure your names for the noobs will stick on very quickly.

Edited July 9, 2016 by mydoom.exe

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Well, people are still calling me "absofdoom", so I'm very sure your names for the noobs will stick on very quickly.

xD I might actually create worthwhile nicknames for them. I'll change the subtitles if I think of nicknames for them. What I'm currently thinking:

5. Goldies (In honor of GoldRock)

4. Box Hoarders

3. Mr. ICan'tTurnMyTurret (Hey, long but still good)

2. Hacksucators

1. Mults. (They are a good name, BLASTER not bother replace it.)

 

You know what let's go with it we need real nicknames and classifications fr some of these noobs

[gavx_PRO 321]

make that 7... 

 

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[BLASTER872 1,892]

make that 7... 

 

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zd no.

[Zenyth 6,494]

good job, a little less colorful and lengthier writing would make it even better

[nezz 261]

:wacko:  :blink:  :ph34r:

[BLASTER872 1,892]

good job, a little less colorful and lengthier writing would make it even better

It looked long before Night Sisters started making it look small

Though the edits helped the article lots.

 

:wacko:  :blink:  :ph34r:

 

:wacko:  :blink:  :ph34r:

Wut, don't cringe cuz of mults, k

[nezz 261]

It looked long before Night Sisters started making it look small

Though the edits helped the article lots.

 

 

Wut, don't cringe cuz of mults, k

Okay. Experience is the only prophecy of wise men.   B)  :ph34r:

Edited July 9, 2016 by NOOI3

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Okay. Experience is the only prophecy of wise men.   B)  :ph34r:

What is the prophecy of noobs? Oh yeah I should know seeing as I made a cringe fest article on them.

[nezz 261]

What is the prophecy of noobs? Oh yeah I should know seeing as I made a cringe fest article on them.

Hello there  :lol:  :blink:

[Night-Sisters 2,139]

It looked long before Night Sisters started making it look small

 

I swear I didn't do it!1!!11 

 

-looks around shiftily. 

 

B) 

[BLASTER872 1,892]

I swear I didn't do it!1!!11 

 

-looks around shiftily. 

 

B) 

xD You did some spacing improvements, which made my text look

like this.

Wordcounttool.net said this was about 600 words. Not short at all you guys. It just looks short.

Appreciate my nub writing fails!111

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Part 2 coming soon.

 

(If tweezers/NS likes it. If it doesn't come out by tomorrow

Blame the NS.)

[BLASTER872 1,892]

-added title

-changed font to Trebuchet, size 14

-resized and respaced

 

My one other suggestion would be to open your screen fully when you take your pictures. (lags all day, ik, but for a quick picture, it's doable.)

 

I really liked this piece. Nailed it!

NS, where'd you get that title? I want to use it for the sequel.

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Interesting. But "Box Hoarders" can also be seen in battles

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Interesting. But "Box Hoarders" can also be seen in battles

Lol OK, but I think I'd have no way of knowing seeing this is my best account!1!

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

Interesting. But "Box Hoarders" can also be seen in battles

so true.

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

Congratz [byesdtWrider=BLASTER872] on getting into the best 5 articles of the month.

 

Edit : Wait just realized my article was like only 30 views behind and like 5 replies ahead.

How?

Edited July 30, 2016 by EmpiresAndAlliesPro

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Congratz [byesdtWrider=BLASTER872] on getting into the best 5 articles of the month.

 

Edit : Wait just realized my article was like only 30 views behind and like 5 replies ahead.

How?

UMG BLATER NOTISE MEE SNEPAI U GOT INTO TOP 5 ARTIKLS

[BLASTER872 1,892]

UMG BLATER NOTISE MEE SNEPAI U GOT INTO TOP 5 ARTIKLS

I notice you, senpai

[Crip 4,735]

Nice article Blaster! Enjoyable read.

 

Now I can lable each noob I see with a number between 1 and 5 :).

 

Btw, there is a 6th kind of noob at least.

 

Today I was doing an island cp with railgun (cause why not B)). I took a double armor and a lieutenant colonel (on my team) absolutely took off.

He spend the rest of the game shooting me with his twins, claiming I took "his" armor and basically making me miss every shot I fired.

 

He even went to the extent of sacrificing himself (shooting me rather than another tank who was killing him) so that I missed a kill even though he died to do it >.<.

 

It's happened to me before, but usually only at low ranks when noobs can't bear to see you take the flag from under their nose.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Nice article Blaster! Enjoyable read.

 

Now I can lable each noob I see with a number between 1 and 5 :).

 

Btw, there is a 6th kind of noob at least.

 

Today I was doing an island cp with railgun (cause why not B)). I took a double armor and a lieutenant colonel (on my team) absolutely took off.

He spend the rest of the game shooting me with his twins, claiming I took "his" armor and basically making me miss every shot I fired.

 

He even went to the extent of sacrificing himself (shooting me rather than another tank who was killing him) so that I missed a kill even though he died to do it >.<.

 

It's happened to me before, but usually only at low ranks when noobs can't bear to see you take the flag from under their nose.

Classified as Mult + (Maybe) box hoarder

[BLASTER872 1,892]

"Mults..... How do you get rid of them? Report them, simple! Make a video about them multing, or just tell them to stop."

 

if i proposed adding AZ's kick2 mods come and flame k

[EmpiresAndAlliesPro 174]

if i proposed adding AZ's kick2 mods come and flame k

k