[Interview] The Most Interesting Man In The World

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

An Interview with the Great Almighty God of Thunder, Son of Heaven, Destroyer and Recreator of the Universe, He Who Breathes Fire with a Thousand Tongues, the One Lord of all Creation, He Who Possesses the Most Overhyped Name in History, Saviour and Messiah, Complete MLG Savage, Leader of the Greatest Clan in the World™ (HD), and Glorious Undisputed Draconic Leader. aka. DragonofStorms.

 

 

Abbadoom (some random nub): Considering how all the cool kids were interviewing people, I decided, "Hey, why not?", and picked you, Oh Glorious One.

 

DragonOfStorms (DOS): Sure! I'm a 14 year old homeschooled Christian, and I live in Missouri. I'm a huge fantasy fan, I hope to be an author in the future. I also draw a lot; and enjoy Legos, soccer, playing the piano, and programming. And Tanki, of course. 

 

Abbadoom: Alright then. Now we have that out of the way, let's start with your Tanki life - how did you encounter it in the first place?

 

 

DOS: One of my friends told me about the game. A couple of days later I created an account and started playing. However, I bought all the M0s and made dumb decisions with M1s, so I abandoned it and created this account.

 

Abbadumb: Just like me, except I didn't abandon this account.  :P

 

Anyways, what got you into the Tanki forums?

 

DOS: The Newspaper, and then the Off-topic discussion area. There's always been something interesting to do in the forum.

 

Abandon (all hope): Ah, those newspaper updates in-game that pop up when you log in...

 

Moving on, which clans were you in previously, if any, and what hand of fate caused you to create the Happy Dragons?

 

DOS: I'd wanted to start a clan since I was a Warrant Officer 1, but I decided to wait because I had no eSports experience and no members to start a clan. I asked Zenith101 to make me a logo, which I set aside for future use. I joined the clan "Inferno Dragons", which later became clan "SuperSonic". Eventually the leader decided he didn't want to organize trainings and wars for the lower ranked members, so I talked to the leader and got permission to offer a membership to any of his lower-ranked members for the clan I was creating. A few weeks later, H.D. was born. We've grown a lot since then, and we've outlasted SuperSonic - our next major goal is to get to tier 2.

 

Absofdoom (I work out): With all that endless spam? ;P

 

Jokes aside, let's switch the topic. Earlier, you said that you hope to be an author in the future - who inspired you, and could you link the eventual audience to one of your earlier articles, perhaps?

 

DOS: I've read a lot of fantasy books, but J.R.R. Tolkien's Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings books are some of my favorites. The languages, mythology, and history is so detailed that it feels like an actual realm.

 

I haven't really written much here on the TO forum, and what I have written isn't fantasy, so I'm not going to link to any of my articles.

 

Absofsteel (As I said, I work out): I love that series as well, as should everyone else who has read it! As for your articles, you probably should write more of them - they make real nice practice in my opinion.

 

Speaking of articles, what were the best ones so far, in your own personal opinion? In both AWC and official TO newspaper. No bias   :ph34r:

 

DOS: I loved your How2Fiction article. I also enjoyed one of greyat's articles more than most: On The Versatility Of Weapons.

 

Flabbydoom (What kind of mult thought up this name!?): Ah, yes, greyat. A really nice author of guides in the past - wish he would come around more often. I'm flattered. xD

 

 

I hope you don't mind if I switch the topic to a rather, um, controversial discussion that, even now, is still being conversed about?

 

DOS: No, not at all. Whatever the topic is, I probably have an opinion  :lol:

 

Abaddon (THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!): Alright, here is the above said controversial topic: What is your opinion on the new updates, specifically the gold box supply and paint modules?

 

DOS: Overall, I like them. The developers fixed the only problem with the update, which was the weird kit prices. The gold box supply doesn't really affect me, but overall I think the impact will be positive.

 

Lucifer (Told you!): I see. Well to be honest with you, I was a bit worried when the gold supply was announced, then immediately relieved after I found out it could only be bought with irl ka$h m0niez.

 

 

I would continue with the current question I asked, but I don't really have anything to reply with, so onward to the final casual interview question:

 

 

QUICKLY, XP OR BP? WRITE A 15 PARAGRAPH ESSAY AND HAND IT IN BY TOMORROW MORNING, NO EXCUSES, NO BULL.

 

Just kidding, would you like to tell the readers anything before we leave?

 

 

DOS: At the risk of sounding cliched, never ever give up. Set your goals and then achieve them.

 

Ok, enough of the cheesy pep talk. I'll go now.

 

Abbadoom (I just realized this is a great way to sneak in my own messages. Hi Mom!): Sorry I used up your time DOS, and thanks for the interview!

 

Divine OverSeer (DOS): No problem!

 

That concludes my first ever interview. Again, only done because there seem to be a whole lot of them, and I wanna be cool. :c

Edited August 12, 2016 by tweezers

[tweezers 1,034]

-Respaced a couple of paragraphs.

[basenji7 1,199]

Absofdoom (I work out): O rly

Absofsteel (As I said, I work out): O RLY

Flabbydoom (What kind of mult thought up this name!?): Flabbyabs. You forgot Flabbyabs. Which I think would be more accurate than Absofdoom and/or steel.

Great interview. Mostly due to our glorious draconic leader. 

[omrot 2,327]

Had a good laugh with the wordplay in your name

 

Great article and interview

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

@Basenji

 

Ew, Flabbyabs sounds nasty, that's why I didn't put it in.

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Blasphemous foreword, but still a good interview :)

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Blasphemous foreword, but still a good interview :)

I was told that a blasphemy a day keeps the hiccups away, so I gave it a try. ;P

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

I was told that a blasphemy a day keeps the hiccups away.

What? Where did you hear that?

 

 

 

 

I'm not God, just to be clear.

Edited August 12, 2016 by DragonOfStorms

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

The introduction was so... um... Idk what to say about it. First when I read until "Savior and Messiah", I was like 'Ok this is serious' then when I read the rest I was like 'Bruh what century am I in?' idrk why I randomly wake myself that ._.

[Silvercougar 224]

argh. couldn't stop laughing!!!

[Silvercougar 224]

Ps. i like most of the stuff u do oh divine Dragon, son of the great sun dragon.

PPs. Oh, sorry for the cheesy praise

[Silvercougar 224]

H.D=®©TM

[BLASTER872 1,892]

What? Where did you hear that?

 

 

 

 

I'm not God, just to be clear.

This guy is a MULT not god, don't joke around with such things flabbyabs.

 

Said some waay too serious believer.

 

 

I'm atheist so I don't personally agree with stuff like that but you don't go wading in controversy -- somebody WILL get you back for that

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

Slightly weirded out by the introduction, but the rest of it was cool.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

This guy is a MULT not god, don't joke around with such things flabbyabs.

 

Said some waay too serious believer.

 

 

I'm atheist so I don't personally agree with stuff like that but you don't go wading in controversy -- somebody WILL get you back for that

>having an opinion in 2016

>joking in 2016

 

Eh, I honestly don't really think too much about controversy all that much, and it's only a little dip in the pool.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

>having an opinion in 2016

>joking in 2016

 

Eh, I honestly don't really think too much about controversy all that much, and it's only a little dip in the pool.

True, but noobs on the internet who take stuff too far are not pleasant

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

True, but noobs on the internet who take stuff too far are not pleasant

You mean party-breakers? :D

[BLASTER872 1,892]

You mean party-breakers? :D

Yeah, just say I met someone who went berserk over my joke that unfortunately revolved certain... religious aspects and the skrub came and tried to stalk me, reported him to the police and BTW wasn't Tanki, few yrs ago this happened

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Yeah, just say I met someone who went berserk over my joke that unfortunately revolved certain... religious aspects and the skrub came and tried to stalk me, reported him to the police and BTW wasn't Tanki, few yrs ago this happened

>when having speaking of any kind of religion is heretical blasphemy and will get you stalked

 

What do?

[BLASTER872 1,892]

>when having speaking of any kind of religion is heretical blasphemy and will get you stalked

 

What do?

Report him to the police and hire guards

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Report him to the police and hire guards

Oh...okay!

 

So...would being my guard interest you as a job?

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Oh...okay!

 

So...would being my guard interest you as a job?

Tell me where you live, and I'll come to rob all you have :P

 

jk

[M-axis 589]

lol, I liked it! Especially since I was thinking of joining the Happy Dragons since I heard it was the place where the 'cool kids homeschoolers' hang out :D   Me is da homeschooler 2 ya? :P

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

...Who was this interview really about? I couldn't quite tell.

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

...Who was this interview really about? I couldn't quite tell.

@DragonOfStorms Edited August 13, 2016 by BlueDragon_tamki