Keepin' It Real (Issue 3) -- Finishing 1st In A Battle

[Ruodrik 26]

 

Disclaimer: Do not do anything I said to do in this article. It is sarcastic and was meant for entertainment purposes only. Thankfully for you I won't be wasting your time writing any more of these, as I quit Tanki because it's unfair and just plain boring. Might post more of these, I dunno, just know I'm not coming back to the actual game.

 

 

KEEPIN' IT REAL

 

#3: FINISHING 1st IN A BATTLE

 

One thing that every tanker loves while playing Tanki is finishing first in a battle. While most people succeed in doing this at least a few times, others are unfortunate not to every finish first in a battle. In this article, I will be teaching you how to finish first in a battle almost every time!

 

In Capture the Flag, you need to knock your teammates out of the way. This way you'll have an advantage on them to capture the flag. Turn into their tank and keep pushing against them until they hit a wall or building. When you have knocked them out of the way, this gives you a few seconds to gain an advantage on them while racing toward the flag.

 

In Team Deathmatch, make sure YOU are the one to get the kill. Make sure that YOU get all ten XP from destroying the opponent. If this means blocking your teammates, then that's none of your business. You shouldn't have to lose crystals because of your teammates destroying the opponent.

 

In Control Points, when you are trying to capture the point, make sure none of your teammates are around. If they try to help you, block them from doing so. This will prevent them from taking XP for themselves, and you will get all of the XP from capturing the point. It doesn't matter if an enemy is attacking, you should stick with your plan and will be in an all-or-nothing situation, and having all of the XP is better than having a few XP. If an enemy is attacking, make sure you block your teammate from getting any shots off and make sure that YOU are the one to kill them, just like in Team Deathmatch!

 

Lastly, make sure to lay mines all over the place. Waste your ENTIRE supply of mines in one battle. This way you will surely get first place. The opposing team will not know how to get around the mines and they will trigger them, resulting in you becoming the winner of the battle!

 

 

That's all for this time tankers. Remember, make sure to block your teammates when racing for the flag or capturing the point and to block their shots in Team Deathmatch. Good luck tankers! See you on the battlefield!

 

 

~by Ruodrik~

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

Oh, this is nice.

[ToHoYoNTaDa 1,147]

Well done!

[VaudeVille 1,428]

Lololol XD :lol:

[anuclearbomb 220]

I'm terrified to play on my alts now. Wonder how many low rankers read this and went;

"Brilliant! I will do these things."

Great article. 

[Ruodrik 26]

Oh, this is nice.

 

Well done!

 

Great article. 

 

 

Thanks!

[Ruodrik 26]

I'm terrified to play on my alts now. Wonder how many low rankers read this and went;

"Brilliant! I will do these things."

lol I know right?

[AverageDavelaar 89]

Number 2 doesn't help I should trying 1 and 2 :P

[arnav0506 2,777]

Smart, humorous and amazingly written!

[Ruodrik 26]

Smart, humorous and amazingly written!

Thanks man :)

[arnav0506 2,777]

Thanks man :)

Nice work has to be appreciated k?