Ideas for really stupid turrets

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

A plague. Use it once, and you have it. Kills within 15 seconds after activation from turret user. Shoot plague within 5 metres of you to infect. Will credit kills to you. Kills enemies within 5 seconds, incidental infections of teammates damages them until they're at 1% of their armour.

[LoyalDoritos 4]

A gun that plays the Troll Anthem/Song/Sound/Abomination, REALLY LOUDLY, SUPERSONIC, DAFUQ HAPPEN TO MA EARS???, Mind (literally) Blown, "I rather get soul sucked by a Dementor", "I rather get RKO'ed by JOHN CENA!", A level that Chuck Norris can't even handle (THAT IS LOUD) to everyone with sound on (R.I.P headphones). Changed every texture of the map, and all the tanks, to a Trollface.  Basically a Mult Turret, but more Troll

 

*If you have sound on,and you fire the "Troll Gun", you will get the same effect*

Edited October 26, 2016 by LoyalDoritos

[T-34-3m 360]

A gun that fires goats wearing jetpacks that track down targets and explode.

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

 A turret in which, if you press the spacebar, a jack-in-the-box pops out of the top of your tank and starts firing at everyone with a machine gun that does 100000 hp/ sec

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

A Failgun^TM.

 

Now, don't burn me at the stake, let me explain.

 

It looks exactly like Railgun, but the reload is three times as long. However, when you press the spacebar, a random tank within your line of sight gets flipped upside down. Including friendlies! It does no damage, so how do you earn exp? Easy! You get 5 points every time ANYONE self-destructs!