TOP 5 Newspaper Articles

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Hello readers!
The first ever tanki newspaper was presented on 13-Apr-2012 by Les_Alterman.

Tommy60 is the initiator of English newspaper and in the beginning conanthedestroyer was entrusted as an editor, after issue one being such a humongous hit, tons of tip-top articles have been published. But, the question is: Which are the finest among them? Here I have concocted a list of "Top 5 articles". Some of these were posted in the old days, hence currently they are covered in dust, but now; let's blow the dust off and check out the "TOP 5 Articles".

 

5.

 

A very neat, well structured and eye-opening article was compiled by Thekillerpenguin. He sensibly unveiled the tanki conspiracies, proved that tanki is related to  l00minati_, gave a manifest view on how Moon Silence ne'er existed and we were told lies by the  l00minati developers_. Furthermore, he disclosed the real reason that why Deck-9 was removed.+1 for this.
 

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4.

 

Lhamster  announced very important news to let us know about the future of the tanki. This time there was actual news (unfortunately it was a crestfallen news) in the newspaper. All thanks to Lhamster for letting us know this. The developers didn't want us to know this, but he the audacious, the mettlesome dictator told us, without even caring that he might lose his job, he did it, for us! Such bravery should be held in high regard. Hats off!
 

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3.
 

Phoenix-Warbird Surprised all of us with such a great interview with none other than majestic Ostrica. The intro with a picture of Ostrica is something that we all were eagerly waiting to see. The way the text is formatted is just lav. Honestly to me it looks like he put his heart on every cursive letter. Ostrica is such a nice and interesting person, interviewing _himher was the best dingus phoenix could do, questions asked are so idiosyncratic and finally the thing I was astonished to see was that _heshe is so good in the art of collecting socks, the art of collecting socks is such a rare talent and _heshe's a pro in it.

Although there is confusion that some slowmo thinks that this is related to Cedric and Semyon.

 

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2.
 

Lhamster formulated a very entreated and somewhat an unexpected guide in issue 47. A very helpful guide. It helps not just in tanki, but in real life as well. The images used to illustrate authenticates that only a Pro like Lhamster can manage to think of. Not only it's just a helpful guide, but it's so unadorned and easy to understand. It's simply awe-inspiring.  _chicken
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1.

 

Did someone just say chicken? Well, then here hatches the legend hogree. This guide couldn't be any better. Even if all the current reporters work together day in and day out they can't match the level of this guide. It's short but yet the most advantageous guide ever. No one can find a better guide than this on the entire forum. I personally got to learn so much from this. Words are inadequate to describe this masterpiece of awesomeness.
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Opinion of reporters regarding these 5 articles.
Q. Out of these 5, which one is your favorite and why?

Night-Sisters: Obviously my favorite is the guide to eating chicken. Why? Because it's a guide to eating chicken.  :P

 

tweezers:  Out of the five articles, I'd have to say Pho's interview was the best. Quick, sharp questions with quick, short answers that explain a lot about what goes on behind the scenes in TO, and some facts that made a visible impact on the Tanki Community made it a good read.
 

GoldRock: I simply can't choose. They're all sensational. Reading them again... I'm overcome with emotion. I'm at a loss for words.

 

hogree: Gotta be honest, when I saw that list, I was daunted. Articles of this kind of calibre don't deserve to bejudged but simply to be stared at in dumbstruck awe. In the end, a fair bit of toenail-biting but came to a conclusion. For me, at the end of the day, the only article truly worthy of top spot is " ". Why? The only article that left me with no words.
 

 

Hope you all enjoyed it. Thank-you for reading. Ciao!

 

                                                  
                                                                                                              

Edited October 5, 2017 by GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9

[tweezers 1,034]

-Respaced a few lines. 

[ToHoYoNTaDa 1,147]

Wow Amazing!

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

Your link to Ostrica's interview is wrong.

 

Well written piece of work :)

[GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9 576]

Your link to Ostrica's interview is wrong.

 

 

Why are you confused? This is Pho's interview with Ostrica...?

Edited September 8, 2016 by GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

 

I'm sorry, I didn't understand you.

[GENERAL_H_A_M_Z_A_9 576]

I'm sorry, I didn't understand you.

You said link to ostrica's interview is wrong but its not.

[Hex 11,522]

Your link to Ostrica's interview is wrong.

 

Well written piece of work :)

That isn't wrong :P Take a look at the comments there.

[L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y 820]

Wow, the helpers paint and the amounts of crystalls the reporters get are very well-deserved.

Must be veeery hard work tho. I take my hat off :unsure: :mellow: