Contest [Issue 57] Tanki Parody... Returns!

BlueDragon_tamki · October 11, 2016

I always thought a grammy was something your local pharmacist sold on the street corner :)

lmbo XD

austen_pierce · October 11, 2016

Song: Always On My Mind

Year of Grammy - 1982

Category - Song of the Year

Maybe I didn't heal you
Quite as often as I could have
And maybe I didn't guard you
Quite as well as I should have
If I made you feel exposed
Bro, don't act like a noob

Why U always up my behind?
Why U always up my behind?

And maybe I didn't drop gold
Every time you flooded chat
I guess I never told you
You need real money for that
Rage at me for all I haven't done
Now you follow me all the time

Why U always up my behind?
Why U always up my behind?

Promise you I wasn't multing
Or telling raiders not to cap
Send me an invite and I'll be there
Any battle mode, any map
Just stop sneaking and surprising
Freezing my hull into a bind...

Why U always up my behind?
Why U always up my behind?...

Edited October 14, 2016 by austen_pierce

r_IceDragon2o50 · October 11, 2016

Uptown Funk

Won Grammy in 2016

Record of the Year and Pop Duo/Group performances

This gold, that gold box

Top guy got that advantage

This one for them Hornets

Them Hunters strait masterpiece

Tall hulls, fast hulls, tryin' to get that gold

Got wasp on with hammer

Gotta catch that, that gold

I'm too fast (gold box)

Found that diamond drop zone

I'm too fast (gold box)

Make the dictators all jealous

I'm too fast (gold box)

Say it's wasp you know what it is

I'm too fast (gold box)

Am I bad 'bout them crystals break it down

You hear that gold siren (whoo)

You hear that gold sirent (whoo)

'Cause admin dropped it for me

Polygon and we in the drop zone

Don't believe me just watch (gold box)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch

Gold, gold, gold, box

Stop, wait a minute

Fill my wallet, put some crystals in it

Buy a kit, check yes

Wasp, get the kit

Ride to Barda, Future

Rio, Novel

If I show up, I'm gon' catch that

Faster than an afk hornet

I'm too fast (gold box)

Found that diamond drop zone

I'm too fast (gold box)

Make the dictators all jealous

I'm too fast (gold box)

Freeze say it's wasp you know what it is

I'm too fast (gold box)

Am I bad 'bout them crystals break it down

You hear that gold siren (whoo)

You hear that gold sirent (whoo)

'Cause admin dropped it for me

Polygon and we in the drop zone

Don't believe me just watch (gold box)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch

Gold, gold, gold, box

Before I leave

Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something

I get that gold box

I get that gold box uh

I said I get that gold box

I get that gold box

Come on, gold, I'm on you

If you fast you get on that pile

Polygon and we in the drop zone

Don't believe me just watch come on!

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch

Gold, gold, gold, box

I get that gold box

I get that gold box (say what?)

I get that gold box

I get that gold box (say what?)

I get that gold box

I get that gold box (say what?)

I get that gold box

I get that gold box (say what?)

I get that gold box

Edited October 11, 2016 by r_IceDragon2o50

Yoshilover686868 · October 11, 2016

Artist: Survivor.

Song: Eye of the Tiger.

Won Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocal in 1982

Eye of the Firebird

Flamin' up, back on the street.

In my tank, with no chances.

Went the distance, I will beat all those freezes.

I'm a tank, with my will to survive.

So many tanks, it happens too fast.

Can trade your passion for score.

Don't lose the game, or the dreams of your pack

I must fight, just to keep us alive!

It's the, flame of the Firebird

I'm the thrill of the fight

Risin up, even past all of the druggers.

And our shaft in the corner kills them all during the fight.

And they don't have a chance anymore!

Cause of the Firebird.

Face to face, I let out the heat.

Little wasps, make me hungry.

Our flag will stay!

And not be taken by their team.

Only me, and my skill to survive.

It's the, flame of the Firebird

I'm the thrill of the fight

Risin' up, even past all of the druggers.

And our shaft in the corner kills them all during the fight.

And they don't have a chance anymore!

Cause of my Firebird.

Risin' up, I'm at the top

Had the guts, I'm in first place.

Got the flag, now I'm not gonna stop

I'm a tank, with my will to survive.

It's the, flame of the Firebird

I'm the thrill of the fight

Risin up, even past all of the druggers.

And our shaft in the corner kills them all during the fight.

And they don't have a chance anymore!

Cause of my Firebird.

The flame of the Firebird.

Thanks. I hoped you liked my Tanki parody!

-Yoshilover686868

Edited October 11, 2016 by Yoshilover686868

r_Last_PRO2 · October 12, 2016

Contest Entry

Song: Justin Bieber- Where are you now

Year of Grammy-2015

Category:Best Dance Recording

Ohh, ohh, ohhhhh...

where are you now isida

when i need you the most

why dont you heal me

i am close to death

Help me when I am down

lift me up of the ground

Heal me from 1 to 100

So,heal me and walk with me

Show me what to be

I need you to set me free

Where are you now...

M-axis · October 12, 2016

Whats a parody.....I'm serious :o

r_IceDragon2o50 · October 12, 2016

Whats a parody.....I'm serious :o

Idk either but I think it's a song but with the lyrics changed. Google: an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.

The-Operator219 · October 12, 2016

>:3 Finally, a contest right up my alley!

T-34-3m · October 12, 2016

Song - Bolevard of Broken Dreams, Green Day (Cleaned up for the contest, no worries. ;3)

Year of the Grammy - 2004

Category - Best rock album

Path of Heavy Railgunnery

I take a lonely path, the only one that I can do alone
Don’t know what I’ll do, but it’s good for me so I go alone

I join this empty game, hoping someone will join me
When my team is weak, all I do is fight them off alone

I’m on my own
I’m on my own
I’m on my own
I’m on my o-

My Rail is all I need to accompany me, my Titan is the one taking all the heat
Sure wish I had a team to help me on my way
’Til then this is how I play…

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-aaah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I’m playing on the line
That divides impractical and sublime
On the borderline, of slow and powerful

Play along the line, of what’s our side and where the enemy spawns
Fire at their line, know I hit a Wasp and he died

I’m on my own
I’m on my own
I’m on my own
I’m on my o-

My Rail is all I need to kill the enemy, my Titan has enough speed for me
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t started this challenge
’Til then I play alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-aaah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I play alone
I play al-

My Rail is all I need to pull me through this!
My Titan can’t defend me from all of this!
I wish I could find the perfect team to play with, ’till then I play alone…

Achilleus · October 13, 2016

Heres my entry:

Song - Royals (by Lorde)

Year of Grammy - Song of the year 2014

(Make sure you read it in the tone of the actual song)

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I've never fought a gissimo in the flesh

I got my acc banned by the modsies

But I'm proud of my arrest,

In a winter map, buyers I envy

But every battle's like gold box, druggers, m0 hornets goin' boom

Pricey paints, m-us, m2 wasps goin' vroom,

I don't care, I’m blowin’ up the enemy team .

But everybody's like railguns, thunders, buyin’ crystals with real money.

Red team, blue team, isida’s on a drug spree.

I don't care, I ain't caught up in your clan affair.

And I'll never be a pro (pro).

It don't run in my blood,

That kind of rank just ain't for me.

I crave a different kind of fun.

Imma be a noob (noob),

You can call me King Fail

And baby I'll mult, I'll mult, I'll mult, I'll mult.

Let me cap that flag please.

Myself and I—we've never caught a Gold.

I lost my skills just like a fool.

And everyone who shoots me, knows I cry and scream:

I didn't come from Godmode_ON.

But every battle's like gold box, druggers, m0 hornets goin' boom

Pricey paints, m-us, m2 wasps goin' vroom,

I don't care, I’m blowin’ up the enemy team .

But everybody's like railguns, thunders, buyin’ crystals with real money.

Red team, blue team, isida’s on a drug spree.

I don't care, I ain't caught up in your clan affair.

And I'll never be a pro (pro).

It don't run in my blood,

That kind of rank just ain't for me.

I crave a different kind of fun.

Imma be a noob (noob),

You can call me King Fail

And baby I'll mult, I'll mult, I'll mult, I'll mult.

Let me cap that flag please

Ooh ooh oh

I’m Noobier than I’ve ever been,

And I'm in need of buying things.

Ooh ooh oh

Life sucks without drugs

I ain't caught up in your clan affair.

And I'll never be a pro (pro).

It don't run in my blood,

That kind of rank just ain't for me.

I crave a different kind of fun.

Imma be a noob (noob),

You can call me King Fail

And baby I'll mult, I'll mult, I'll mult, I'll mult.

Let me cap that flag please.

Edited October 14, 2016 by Achilleus

TriNitroToIuene · October 13, 2016

Flexoo has to sing the 1st place winners song!!!

Good heavens, no! My ears suffer enough outside the forum as it is.... :mellow:

Achilleus · October 13, 2016

Good heavens, no! My ears suffer enough outside the forum as it is.... :mellow:

XD I can't imagine how it was with Semyon

Achilleus · October 13, 2016

CONTEST ENTRY:

Song: Pharrell Williams - Happy

Year of Grammy - 2014

Category - Best Music Video

On that day the first time I'm in the game

What's this turret it seems so lame

Gotta, firing shots one by one with a steady pace

With a crit, I leave your broken tank in red flames

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your firebird is a fluke

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your meek hornet just got nuked

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will overshadow you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like any other gun won't do

Here come a rager shouting this and that

Give me all you got, spam drug packs

Well I should probably warn you your damage's tame,

Compared to my smoky and its deadly aim,

Here's why

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your D/L is point-O two

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your thunder has got no use

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know there is nothing you can do

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like you forgot how to shoot

Smoky, bring me down,

Can't nothing, bring me down

Damage's too high, to bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

I said bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

Crit is too high, to bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

I said

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like I'm crittin' everytime I shoot,

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your double armor's just for show

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know your aim will be never true

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like you are dying like a noob

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your firebird is a fluke

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your meek hornet just got nuked

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will overshadow you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like any other gun won't do

Smoky, bring me down,

Can't nothing, bring me down

Damage's too high, to bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

I said

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like my shots cannot be juked

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like smoky players never lose

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will paint the map with a dark red hue

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like giving up is the thing to do

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like the loser's always you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like some nerfing's overdue

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will overshadow you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like any other gun won't do

This is a #1 entry right here^^^^^

Flexoo · October 13, 2016

Bugs, you would not enjoy my singing. It's worse than any torture technique ever devised.

BlueDragon_tamki · October 13, 2016

Song: Always On My Mind

Year of Grammy - 1982

Category - Song of the Year

Why U always up my behind?

Why U always up my behind?

haha that made me laugh my head off :lol:

Achilleus · October 14, 2016

Bugs, you would not enjoy my singing. It's worse than any torture technique ever devised.

I probably would. I like watching famous people humiliate themselves :P (e.g Trump)

Edited October 14, 2016 by Achilleus

mydoom.exe · October 14, 2016

Song: Rolling in the Deep

Year of Grammy: 2012

Grammy Category: Song of the Year

~Drowning in the Fire~

There's a fire starting in my tank

Reaching an infernal pitch, it's bringing me out the dark

Finally I can see all my enemies clear

Go ahead - fight me out and I'll beat your tank bare

See how I leave with every piece of you (and more)

Never underestimate the things that a firebird can do

There's a mighty flame starting in my turret

Reaching a keyboard warrior's pitch

And it will bring you to the dark

The scars of your thunder remind me of you

It keeps me thinking that I almost had it all

The wrath of your freeze, it had me defeated

I could have had it all

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

Rolling in the flames

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

You had my tank inside of your hand

(You're gonna wish you had never hit me)

And you destroyed it, all while grinning

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

Ma~ate, you left no points to be captured

But now I've taken one from you

And I'm gonna make your tank burn

You will think of me in the depths of your despair

Make a home down there

As your garage sure won't be home (not anymore)

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

The scars of your thunder remind me of you

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

They keep me thinking that I almost had it all

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

The scars of your freeze, they leave me windless

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

I can't help feeling

I could have had it all

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

Rolling in the ro~oaring fla~ames

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

Now I have your tank inside of my hand

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

And I'll burn it, rest in peace (not)

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

I could have had it all

Rolling in the fla~ames

You had my tank inside of your hand

But now I'll play it, take my beating

Throw your D/L through every open door (woah)

Count your blessings - you'll need them very soon (woah)

Turn your sorrow into my own dragon hoard (woah)

You'll pay me back in time and crystals aren't enough (woah)

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

I could have had it all

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

I almost had it all

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

It all, it all, it all

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

I. NEARLY. HAD. IT ALLLLLLL

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

Drowning in my fla~ames

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

Your tank got crushed inside of my hand

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

Now the battle ~ is no longer yours

(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the flames)

Now I will have it all

(You're gonna wish you never had fought me)

You will drown in all my fla~ames

(Tanks are gonna burn, rolling in my flames)

I have the battle inside of my palm

(You're gonna wish you never, ever, ever had met me) (Ever.)

And I'll take it

I'll steal it

I'll crush it

I'll dominate your team.

Edited October 20, 2016 by mydoom.exe

Shreyas72413 · October 19, 2016

Song: Pharrell Williams-Happy
Category: Best Music Video
Year of Grammy- 2014

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Hammer I'm here, you can take a break
I'm an epic Isida that could heal anyone
With the air, like I don't care, Tanki, by the way

Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you feel like a tank with all M.U's
Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you feel like thunder is good
Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you know what ricochet is to you
Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Here come bad news talking this and that, duh,
Tank, give me all you got, and don't hold it back, yeah,
Well, I should probably warn ya I'll be just fine, yeah,
No offense to you, don't waste your time 
Here's why

 Take me down 
Can't nothing
 Take me down
 My level's too high
Take me down 
Can't nothing
 Take me down
 I said (let me tell you now)
Take me down 
Can't nothing
 Take me down
 Your level's too low
Take me down
 Can't nothing
 Take me down
 I said

Hey Go Uh
(Tanki) [repeats] Take me down... can't nothing... Take me down... my level's too high... Take me down... can't nothing... Take me down, I said (let me tell you now)

Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you feel like a tank with all M.U's
Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you feel like railgun is the truth
Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you know what shaft is to you
Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Because I'm epic 
Fire along if you feel like a tank with all M.U's
Because I'm epic 
Fire along if you feel like smoky is the truth
Because I'm epic 
Fire along if you know what firebird is to you
Because I'm epic
 Fire along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Hey C'mon

Edited October 19, 2016 by Flexoo
Added spoiler.

Shreyas72413 · October 19, 2016

Sorry don't know how to put a spoiler

mydoom.exe · October 19, 2016

Sorry don't know how to put a spoiler

Take away the spaces from my example.

[ spoiler]*insert message here*

r_IceDragon2o50 · October 19, 2016

Artist: Survivor.

Song: Eye of the Tiger.

Won Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocal in 1982

Eye of the Firebird

Flamin' up, back on the street.

In my tank, with no chances.

Went the distance, I will beat all those freezes.

I'm a tank, with my will to survive.

So many tanks, it happens too fast.

Can trade your passion for score.

Don't lose the game, or the dreams of your pack

I must fight, just to keep us alive!

It's the, flame of the Firebird

I'm the thrill of the fight

Risin up, even past all of the druggers.

And our shaft in the corner kills them all during the fight.

And they don't have a chance anymore!

Cause of the Firebird.

Face to face, I let out the heat.

Little wasps, make me hungry.

Our flag will stay!

And not be taken by their team.

Only me, and my skill to survive.

It's the, flame of the Firebird

I'm the thrill of the fight

Risin' up, even past all of the druggers.

And our shaft in the corner kills them all during the fight.

And they don't have a chance anymore!

Cause of my Firebird.

Risin' up, I'm at the top

Had the guts, I'm in first place.

Got the flag, now I'm not gonna stop

I'm a tank, with my will to survive.

It's the, flame of the Firebird

I'm the thrill of the fight

Risin up, even past all of the druggers.

And our shaft in the corner kills them all during the fight.

And they don't have a chance anymore!

Cause of my Firebird.

The flame of the Firebird.

The flame of the Firebird.

The flame of the Firebird.

The flame of the Firebird.

Thanks. I hoped you liked my Tanki parody!

-Yoshilover686868

I like how our colors are similar :D

CAGaming · October 19, 2016

Aritist: Eminem

Song: Lose Youself

Category: Rap

Year of Grammy: 2003

Look, if you had, one shot, or one life

To seize the gold box. In one moment

Would you capture it, or just let it fall?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, weapons weak, hulls are heavy

There's noobs coming at him already, better get steady

He's noob, but on the surface he's looking good and deadly to drop mines,

But he keeps on miss hitting,

The whole lobby comes to him now

He shoots his gun, but the bullets just won't come out

He's ammoless how, everybody's rushing now

The box has dropped, game's up, over, blaow!

Respawn back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes CAG, he missed

He's so triggered, but won't give up that

Easy, no

He won't have it, he knows his whole tank is burning alive

It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that but he's broke

He's so sad that he knows

When he goes back to his garage , that's when it's

Back to the field again, yo

The whole rhapsody

He better go capture this box and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the battle, the gold

You own it, you better never let it fall (fall)

You only get one jump, do not miss your chance to go

This opportunity comes once in a gametime (yo)

You better lose yourself in the battle, the gold

You own it, you better never let it fall (fall)

You only get one jump, do not miss your chance to go

This opportunity comes once in a gametime (yo)

(You better)

The health's escaping, through this enemy that is raging

This crystal is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a new garage order

A noobs life is boring, but tanksdom's close to postmortem

It only grows harder, tank grows hotter

He blows. It's all over. These noobs is all on him

Map to map shows, he's known as the GodmodeOn

Lonely maps, CAG only knows

He's going farther from private, he's no noob

He goes back and barely knows his m0 smoky

But hold your drugs 'cause here goes the cold blast

His teammates don't want him no more, he's frozen product

They moved on to the next recruit who flows

He nose dove and caught nada

So the battlefield is told and unfolds

I suppose it's old tanki, but the war goes on

da da dum da dum da da da da

You better lose yourself in the battle, the gold

You own it, you better never let it fall (fall)

You only get one jump, do not miss your chance to go

This opportunity comes once in a gametime (yo)

You better lose yourself in the battle, the gold

You own it, you better never let it fall (fall)

You only get one jump, do not miss your chance to go

This opportunity comes once in a gametime (yo)

(You better)

No more games, I'mma change what you call hacks

Tear this game apart like Shaggy and Scooby Snacks

I was playing in the beginning, the game all changed

I've been shot up and burn out and kick of the range

But I kept killing and stepped right into the next dueler

Best believe somebody's playing the Pied Piper

All the low health amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my .46 KD

And I can't provide the right type of guns for my teammatie

'Cause tankman, these goddamn gold box don't buy isidas

And it's no youtube, there's no CrazyZeeDew, this is my tank

And these battles are so hard, and it's getting even harder

Trying to kill and slaughter their tank, plus

Teeter totter caught up between being a pro and a noob-in-a-coma

Noob, CAG's lag's playing on him

Too much for me to wanna

Stay in the battle, another day of bad ping gotten me

To the point, I'm like a snail

I've got to fix the internet before bed or I end up in last or dead

Catching gold boxes is my only sensible option, missings not

Flags, I love you, but this box's is about to go

I cannot upgrade when missing crystals by the lot

So here I go it's my shot.

Hull, fail me not

This may be the only opportunity for #GoldMontage that I got

You better lose yourself in the battle, the gold

You own it, you better never let it fall (fall)

You only get one jump, do not miss your chance to go

This opportunity comes once in a gametime (yo)

You better lose yourself in the battle, the gold

You own it, you better never let it fall (fall)

You only get one jump, do not miss your chance to go

This opportunity comes once in a gametime (yo)

(You better)

You can upgrade anything you set your mind to, tanksmen and women

Edited October 19, 2016 by CAGaming

mydoom.exe · October 19, 2016

Reserved

Aritist: Eminem

Song: Lose Youself

Category: Rap

Year of Grammy: 2003

The rules state that reserving posts is not allowed.

CAGaming · October 19, 2016

The rules state that reserving posts is not allowed.

Sorry fam - fixed it

khanISawesome · October 20, 2016

whens the deadline?

Challenge	Start Date	End Date
1	15.08	29.08
2	29.08	05.09
3	05.09	12.09
4	12.09	19.09
5	19.09	26.09
6	26.09	3.10
7	3.10	10.10
8	10.10	17.10

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