Contest [Issue 57] Tanki Parody... Returns!

[M-axis 589]

Not gonna enter...don't even know any grammy songs -__-

[M-axis 589]

I know popular songs, but no grammy songs :P

 

If a song has over 5k million views on youtube could I enter it...?

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I know popular songs, but no grammy songs :P

 

If a song has over 5k million views on youtube could I enter it...?

You can google grammy award winners lol

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Song: Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash

Year of Grammy - 1969

Category - Best Country Vocal Performance, Male

I see the ban is comin'
It's rolling down the chat
And I ain't seen the admin since my last Gold,
I'm stuck in Tanki Online, and laggers keeps laggin' on
But that ban keeps a rollin' to day or more...
When I was just a sergeant some gissimo told me:
Noob, always be a good player, don't ever play at Poly.
But I shot Godmode_on in Noise just to catch some Gold
When I hear new update is comin', I hang my Isida and cry...

I bet there's rich buyers playin'
In a fancy Wasp XT's
They're probably dropping golds
And wearing Golden Star
But I know ban was comin'
I know I can't use chat
But those people keep a flooding'
And that's what tortures me

Well, if those admins unban me
If my karma was clean
I bet I'd read the Rules better
Far from mults and cheaters
That's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome Smoky
Blow my Hornet away

[M-axis 589]

You can google grammy award winners lol

ik, but I only listen to decent songs.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

ik, but I only listen to decent songs.

Aight then, suit yourself

[M-axis 589]

Aight then, suit yourself

Thanks for the advice though, appreciate it! But I think I'll just enter the craft one.

[r_IceDragon2o50 3]

The rules state that reserving posts is not allowed.

 

 

Sorry fam - fixed it

It was still reserved  :mellow:

[r_IceDragon2o50 3]

 

CONTEST ENTRY:

 

Song: Pharrell Williams - Happy

Year of Grammy - 2014

Category - Best Music Video

 

On that day the first time I'm in the game

What's this turret it seems so lame

Gotta, firing shots one by one with a steady pace

With a crit, I leave your broken tank in red flames

 

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your firebird is a fluke

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your meek hornet just got nuked

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will overshadow you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like any other gun won't do

 

Here come a rager shouting this and that

Give me all you got, spam drug packs

Well I should probably warn you your damage's tame,

Compared to my smoky and its deadly aim,

Here's why

 

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your D/L is point-O two

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your thunder has got no use

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know there is nothing you can do

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like you forgot how to shoot

 

Smoky, bring me down,

Can't nothing, bring me down

Damage's too high, to bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

I said bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

Crit is too high, to bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

I said

 

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like I'm crittin' everytime I shoot,

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your double armor's just for show

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know your aim will be never true

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like you are dying like a noob

 

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your firebird is a fluke

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like your meek hornet just got nuked

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will overshadow you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like any other gun won't do

 

Smoky, bring me down,

Can't nothing, bring me down

Damage's too high, to bring me down

Can't nothing, bring me down

I said

 

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like my shots cannot be juked

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like smoky players never lose

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will paint the map with a dark red hue 

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like giving up is the thing to do

 

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like the loser's always you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like some nerfing's overdue

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you know I will overshadow you

Because I'm smoky

Don't get mad if you feel like any other gun won't do

 

Gotta say, this is really good ;)

Edited October 23, 2016 by r_IceDragon2o50

[Ninja 10,468]

I thought we actually had to sing, didn't realise just tje lyrics were needed, might enter.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I thought we actually had to sing, didn't realise just tje lyrics were needed, might enter.

"actually had to sing"

 

No way that would ever happen - do you realize what would happen if you listened to my horrendous voice over my even more horrendous mic?

[Ninja 10,468]

"actually had to sing"

 

No way that would ever happen - do you realize what would happen if you listened to my horrendous voice over my even more horrendous mic?

Thats why I wasn't gonna enter. :p

[r_IceDragon2o50 3]

"Get Lucky"

(feat. Pharrell Williams & Nile Rodgers)

 

I got on my hands a shaking

Don't know what will happen

Got some sort of feelings (huh?!)

It's falling and i'm fearing

(Look)

 

I lost my mind and find out miracles 

So we leave the fear and we follow all our dreams

The gold box is coming down

I'm right to get it right now

They are staring the sky

I'm right in time to get lucky

 

I'm going for all my dreams

You will be going to observe

About this trick you will see

Will lead me to my real ending

Will lead me to my real ending

And be honoured by players

Will lead me to my real ending

Of being hated for faking

This is a nice song, but it is not in a spoiler and the year it's grammy and category isn't included. You might wanna fix it before the deadline  :)

[r_IceDragon2o50 3]

 

Contest Entry

 

Song: Justin Bieber- Where are you now

Year of Grammy-2015

Category:Best Dance Recording

 

 

 

Ohh, ohh, ohhhhh...

 

where are you now isida

when i need you the most

why dont you heal me

i am close to death

 

 

Help me when I am down

lift me up of the ground

Heal me from 1 to 100

 

So,heal me and walk with me

Show me what to be

I need you to set me free

 

Where are you now...

 

You put the text you want in the spoiler between the spoiler bracket thingies. ;)

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Can we submit more than one entry?

[tank_destroyr59 0]

do songs that are part of an album that won a grammy count. for example taylor swift one won for her albulm "1989" for albulm of the year so would the songs in that album be allowed???

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Can we submit more than one entry?

I would assume no.

[Ninja 10,468]

Thinking out loud, Ed Sheeran. Grammy 2016.

 

 

ED SHEERAN LYRICS

 

 

"Thinking Out Loud"

When your Isida dont work like it used to before

And I can't heal you off of your tracks

Will your tank still remember the taste of my nanobots?

Will your health still explode from your turret?

And, Isida, I will be loving you 'til we're 70

And, Isida, my heart could still fall as hard at 23

And I'm thinking 'bout how tanks fall in my beam in increasing ways

Maybe just the touch of a nanobot

Well, me—I fall in love with your nanobots every single day

And I just wanna tell you I am

So, Isida, now

Take me into your loving beam

Heal me under the light of a thousand Firebirds

Place your nanobots on my struggling tank

I'm thinking out loud

Maybe we found health right where we are

When my healths all but gone and my tank fades

And the tankers don't remember my name

When my tank don't destroy the same way (mmm...)

I know you will still try the same

'Cause, Isida, your nanobots could never grow old, it's evergreen

And, Isida, your healing forever in my mind and memory

I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in your beam in mysterious ways

Maybe it's all part of a plan

Well, I just keep on making the same mistakes

Hoping that you'll understand

That, Isida, now

Take me into your healing beam

Heal me under the light of a thousand Firebirds

Place your nanobots on my struggling tank

Thinking out loud

Maybe we found health right where we are (oh, oh)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, lo-ud

So, Isida, now

Take me into your healing nanobots

Heal me under the light of a thousand Firebirds

Oh, Isida, place your nanobots on my struggling tank

I'm thinking out loud

But maybe we found health right where we are

Oh, Isida, we found health right where we are

 

And we found health right where we are

 

 

 

Edited October 25, 2016 by Ninja

[loser1223 32]

Song: Where the streets have no name

Artist: U2

Year/Category of Grammy won : 1989/ Best performance music video

 

 

I want to run
I want to fight

I wanna maul all these tanks

that kill me everytime
I want to break out
Dont want to be tamed
I want to win every game

I want to steal
The flag from my enemy's base
I want to quickly disappear

from the firebird's range
I want to take shelter
from the mighty rail
I want to win ever game

 

I want to win ever game

I want to win ever game

I want to win ever game

yet I'm beaten and blown by everyone
(blown by everyone) 

And if I lose again
I'll start over anew
That's all I can do


     

Edited October 25, 2016 by loser1223

[nikisboss1 3]

Song: Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran

Year of Grammy: 2016

Category: Song of the Year

 

 

When my tank won't turn like it used to before
And the healing isn't close to as sweet
Will I still remember the taste of your blood?
Will your mouth still droop from defeat?

And, freeze, I will be destroying you 'til we're 70
And, smoky, my turret will fire as hard at 23
And I'm thinking 'bout how people love to drug in mysterious ways
Maybe just the touch of a hand
Well, me—I still kill you every single day
And I just wanna tell you I can

So, thunder, now
Try to kill me without any drugs
Damage yourself  under the light of a thousand stars
Place your turret against the wall
I'm thinking out loud
Maybe I will kill you right where we are

When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
The crowds will always remember my name
When my hands don't control my tank the same way
I know I will destroy you the same

'Cause, hammer, your damage could never scare me, it's never near
And, tanker, your feeble cries ring in my mind and memory
I'm thinking 'bout how people love to buy in mysterious ways
Maybe they're too dumb to save
Well, I'll just keep on killing the same way
Hoping that you'll understand

That, fire, now
Look up to the sky
Die under the light of a thousand stars
Give up and put your tank on pause
Thinking out loud
Maybe I'll still kill you right where we are


So, twins, now
Take the brick off the spacebar
Give in to defeat under the light of a thousand stars
Oh, rail, place your hand on your fading heart
I'm thinking out loud
But maybe I'll still kill you just the same
Oh, I'll still kill you just the same
And you'll come begging for the end, on your knees

 

 

[Anonymous031 3]

CONTEST ENTRY

Year of winning award - 2016

Real artist - Ed Sheeran

Thinking Out Loud (Parody version)

(I am not sure about the topic really...:( )

 

 

When my tank does not shoot like it used to before

And I think it had out of control

Will my hulls still remember how to speed up

Will my turrets still shoot ammo

 

But Tanki I will be loving you 'til you stop

And darling my hands could control as fast as I was young

And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love with Tanki

Maybe just the touch of Smoky

Oh me I fall in love with you every single day

And I just wanna tell you I am

 

(Chorus)

So Tanki now

Take me into your Tanki world

Kill enemies under the light of Railguns' shots

Place my mines on hackers

I love you Tanki

Maybe we found love right when I first played

 

When I need to reload and stand between enemies

And my teammates don't respawn at the right time

When my hull don't turn to directions as the same way, mm

I know what I need to do as the way I do

 

'Cause Tanki your soul can never grow old, it's evergreen

Baby Gold boxes are forever in my mind and memory

 

I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love with Tanki

Maybe it's just all part of the plans

I'll just keep on making ashamed death numbers

Hoping that you will understand

 

But baby now

Take me into your Tanki world

Kill enemies under the light of Railguns' shots

Place my mines on hackers

I love you Tanki

Maybe we found love right when I first played

 

(Chorus)

 

Oh maybe we found love right where I was

And we found love right when I was in your world

________________________________________

 

 

  Written by Anonymous031, the original was changed and this song is copyrighted by Anonymous031 - NO PIRATE ALLOWED :D

Edited October 27, 2016 by Anonymous031

[Anonymous031 3]

Can we submit more than one entry?

I don't think so :(

[randomperson123456 17]

Song: Reapers - Muse 

(Heck yeah! Reply to me if you like muse too  :D )

Year of Grammy: 2016

Category: Best Rock Album

 

Gonna be really interesting here because normally you don't see rock songs parodied  :ph34r:

Hope you guys get as much of a kick listening to this as I had making it :)

 

 

Kinda hard to follow if you've never heard the song, so here's the vid

 

[Epic Guitar Riff]

 

Combe, it's becoming a killing field

There's a crosshair locked on my tank

With no recourse, and there's no one behind the wheel

With self-destruct, you're wiping me out,

Killed by

 

Mults!

Killed by

Mults!

Killed by

 

You rule with lies and deceit,

And the clan is on your side

You've got the M3+ gear,

And all you've done is trollerlize

 

Mults!

 

War, war just moved up a gear

I don't think I can handle the noobs!

I'm just a spawn, and we're all pushable,

Incidentally electronically debased...

By your

 

Mults!

Killed by

Mults!

Killed by

 

You kill by inactiveness,

And the clan is on your side

You've got hornets and twins, bro

And now I am angrified

 

Mults!

Killed by

 

[insert another guitar solo]

 

You rule with lies and deceit,

And the clan is on your side

You've got the M3+ gear,

And all you've done is trollerize

You kill by remote control,

And the clan is on your side

You've got hornets and twins, bro

And now I am angrified

 

Here come the mults!

Here come the mults!

Here come the mults!

 

[Legendary.Killer 69]

Song: Lose Yourself- Eminem

Year of Grammy: 2004

Category: Best male rap solo performance /best rap song.

 

 

 

Look, If you had one rail shot or one opportunity

to beat every player you wanted

in one moment

Would you capture it

or just let it slip 

Yo

 

[When Gold's droppin] His palms are sweaty,His wasp's weak, Mammoth's arms are heavy

There's isida on his turret already,Mom's spaghetti

He's nervous,but in battle he looks calm and ready to drop bombs

But he keeps on forgetting what he have to take down,

the whole battleground goes so loud,

he opens freeze mouth,but the frost won't come out

He's going down

Every mult is joking now

The clock's run out, battle's over now

snap back to isidas team,oh there he goes in gravity(map)

oh,there goes thunder team,he's shot

By someone @Mad,but he won't give up that

Easy,No

He won't have it(flag),he knows his whole back's to isidas dose

It don't matter, he's slow

He knows that,he's in scope (map)

He's so rekt that he knows

When he goes back to the noobies zone, that's when it's

Back to lab again,yo

This whole Vulcancity

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[I.G4M3R 121]

Song: Uptown funk -Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

Year of Grammy: 2016

Category: Song of the year.

 

Drug,Drug,da da drug,drug, for that fund.

Drug,Drug, da da drug ,drug for that fund.

 

This one for that good fund that high fund,quite a masterpiece.

Drugging,mining just to defend the flag.

got a good team with good tanks,chilling in the noise (map)in summer.

Got good feeling and just wanna kiss my tank ,so pretty.

A fire just got me and I am too hot (hot damn)

I need a healer or I am gonna die,

I am too hot (hot damn)

I need a healer or I am gonna die,

Don't let em' cap or I am gonna feel bad for that money.

 

Kill the flagger now.

 

Fill my pocket..with some crystals in it,

go to garage and buy the drugs,

ride to hollowen,Island and polygo -o-on.

If i show up,I drug hard,wont think about the others,

got a good tank with good drugs,

just love my life and enjoying it.

 

Before I end this parody,let me tell ya'll something,

Drug,Drug, da da drug,drug for that fund

Drug,Drug, da da drug,drug for that fund.

Edited October 27, 2016 by I.G4M3R