Joke of the Day - Have any?

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Say there's a giant space baby eating all the planets in the solar system, but not earth. Why doesn't the giant space baby eat earth?

 

Because earth....has a crust :p

[yonatanthesuper 314]

TRY NOT TO LAUGH

after a train accident where all the people on train died because the driver drove ofF the train track and only the driver survived,he was taken to police station,they asked the driver why did you drive of the train tracks?

driver::there was a cow on the road

police:;why not drive over the cow instead of killing all those people?

DRIVER:;I TRIED BUT THE COW RAN INTO THE WOODS :lol: :lol:

Edited May 12, 2017 by yonatanthesuper

[Ninja 10,468]

TRY NOT TO LAUGH,THIS JOKE IS FOR PEOPLE WITH SENSE OF HUMOR

after a train accident where all the people on train died because the driver drove ofF the train track and only the driver survived,he was taken to police station,they asked the driver why did you drive of the train tracks?

driver::there was a cow on the road

police:;why not drive over the cow instead of killing all those people?

DRIVER:;I TRIED BUT THE COW RAN INTO THE WOODS :lol: :lol:

Lol, thats a good one!  :lol:  :lol:

[personia 4,036]

Tanki online.

[petermurphygisb 15]

What is a country in Africa that has many democrats and republicans:

 

The democratic republic of Congo

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

What is a country in Africa that has many democrats and republicans:

 

The democratic republic of Congo

Kill me now. :mellow:

[Kevred 1,586]

Fun fact: the fastest car in the world is faster than all the other cars.

[yonatanthesuper 314]

LOL

[yonatanthesuper 314]

i played with a pro on my team 2v2 against 2 noobs.we beat them around 10 times i think? most wins in a row as long as i can remember .

 

after the 10th game one of the players from other team said "i am esports player"

i laughed at him for hours before i could stop

[dan146_tanker 770]

The devs won't get any presents from santa when he comes to Tanki. They're on the naughty list for making all these bad updates.

[NANOBOT77 22]

Come on!Chuck Norris is not that strong!That he is that strong he would come here and smash my head in my keyboshjduzhfuvhjduiwqejfh...

Upvote if you like!

[Tofu 6,773]

Come on!Chuck Norris is not that strong!That he is that strong he would come here and smash my head in my keyboshjduzhfuvhjduiwqejfh...

Upvote if you like!

What do we do if we don't like

[NANOBOT77 22]

Ntn

[ToHoYoNTaDa 1,147]

Only for Pakistanis and Indians,

 

China:  bacha aik he acha

Europe:  bachay do he achay

India: bachay teem ya chaar he achay

Pakistan: Hai jazba junoon to himmat na haar

[ToHoYoNTaDa 1,147]

Might the love be like 'education'.  

Parents, by beating, say, "Do it! That's your age for it!"

[yonatanthesuper 314]

what did the cat say to the other cat?

 

 

i can't talk. :D

[Ninja 10,468]

what did the cat say to the other cat?

 

 

i can't talk. :D

When I asked my cat if it could help, it just said 'mee-how?'  :mellow:

[yonatanthesuper 314]

When I asked my cat if it could help, it just said 'mee-how?'  :mellow:

lol

[ftp 1,696]

Spell out PIG backwards, and then say "in bed" after that ;)

LOL Nobody got it!

It's Gee I Pee in bed.

It says spell it, not say it.

[ftp 1,696]

*Knock* *Knock*
 

-Who's there?

 

-Daisey...
 

-Daisey Who?

 

 

Edited January 17, 2017 by crystalmaiden

[KILL_ENJOY 18]

Free???

 

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

*Knock* *Knock*

 

-Who's there?

 

-Daisey...

 

-Daisey Who?

 

 

Omg. De cringe. My turn:

Knock knock.

[yonatanthesuper 314]

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Edited January 24, 2017 by yonatanthesuper

[Destrod 2,634]

A Shaft walks into a bar.

" Hey, why the long face? "

 

~Annonymous

[personia 4,036]

Joke of the day ~ "This is not a bump."