Joke of the Day - Have any?

[N221 597]

Wanna hear a joke?

 

 

 

GCSEs

 

Edited June 4, 2017 by N221

[D_A.N.I.E.l 55]

For the guy who invented the number 0 thx for nothing

 

 

 

_{^{oh yea my jokes r better than urs}}

your sense of humor is horrible.

[snipe3000 678]

 

Patient:  "Doctor, I'm scared.  This is my first operation.  Will I be safe?"

Surgeon:  "Don't worry.  I'm a brilliant surgeon.  In fact, I'm so experienced I can do this operation with my eyes closed."

Patient: "Really?"

Surgeon:  "Of course.  Nurse, my blindfold..

 

Now hand me that sharp thingy."

 

 

 

2. What do you call a man who was born in Wichita and then was put on an operation table with the above surgeon

  

Dead.

 

 

 

:o

[truecon 226]

i got home from work and my girlfriend said to me

oh by the way  i done a test and im pregnant

i replied oh ok , do u know if it girl or boy she said

we are having TWINS

i jumped up and said, i hope its M3 M2fully mu'ed

xD

[reagan05 4]

i got home from work and my girlfriend said to me

oh by the way  i done a test and im pregnant

i replied oh ok , do u know if it girl or boy she said

we are having TWINS

i jumped up and said, i hope its M3 M2fully mu'ed

xD

lol

[Tofu 6,773]

Wanna hear a joke?

 

 

 

GCSEs

 

That is deep

[Tofu 6,773]

My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.

[Bydo 20,154]

BBC New 

Mars recalls some Galaxy,,,

 

( this was to be about chocolates..lol )

[maryam98 1,171]

I invited georgeonsialfy to a battle, and he accepted. My friend and myself were on one team, the other team was empty. He waited till my friend left, and joined my team. He then said cya, and left immediately

[prateek_verma 5]

well need a joke??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

here it is

 

 

 

 

 

 

wasp trying to stop in space mode at the end of a bridge

R.I.P wasp

[Sliced 819]

Are the members of the Jimmy Eat World band Hebrew because the abbreviation of Jimmy Eat World happens to be JEW

[Benefactor 6,888]

I can count on one hand how many times I've been to Chernobyl. It.s 7. 

[Nolo 366]

I can count on one hand how many times I've been to Chernobyl. It.s 7.

 

~~~~~~~~EDIT~~~~~~~~

Took a while for this dummy of myself to get it! I thought you were referring to the map in Tanki... :lol:

Edited June 20, 2017 by MarkNolo

[D_A.N.I.E.l 55]

boy asks his wife "do you want me to get you a spiner?"

wife: what do i need a spiner for , i got you.

husband:what do you mean?

wife: "you go around all day and don't do anything"

[Sliced 819]

I beat Spy 1v1 xp/bp 7 - 0 with M0 Rail

[Benefactor 6,888]

boy asks his wife "do you want me to get you a spiner?"

wife: what do i need a spiner for , i got you.

husband:what do you mean?

wife: "you go around all day and don't do anything"

What's a 'spiner'?

[D_A.N.I.E.l 55]

What's a 'spiner'?

[Nolo 366]

 

 

*spinNNNNNNNNNNer

[D_A.N.I.E.l 55]

thats the last time i'm posting a joke.

[Tofu 6,773]

thats the last time i'm posting a joke.

Tragic

[fe4f3 1,002]

My cat beaten another cat badly, so I had to take him to jail. :(

[Nolo 366]

 

thats the last time i'm posting a joke.

Tragic

 

:lol:

[Benefactor 6,888]

So a blind guy walks into a bar. He then said, "Ouch!"

 

That is the cleanest bar joke I know.

[Fresh 2,390]

At least spell it correctly LOL

[Bydo 20,154]

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I don't get why I3y1ord isn't a helper. She's like a mother to all of us tankers (nicely phrased by Adriel). She would make a good CM :)

this will never happen , sorry this was funny to me..

Edited June 30, 2017 by Bydo