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I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert!!

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Mario is a really great guy.

 

But it's only on the hard levels the chicks dig him and he finds he's gettin called for special plumbing services ;)

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Teacher: What does chicken give you?

Student: Meat and Protein.

Teacher: Very good, now what does pig give you?

Student: Pork.

Teacher: Great now what does fat cow give you?

Student: Homework! 

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Why was 6 afraid of seven?

 

 

There are 10 types of people in this world

 

those who know binary and those who dont]

 

There are 10 types of people in this world

 

those who know binary,

those who dont

And those who realized that this joke was in base 3]

 

There are 10 types of people in this world

 

those who understand hexadecimal

And

 

f

fudge for all purposes of this joke. Let's keep this pg

the rest

 

 

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

 

because oct31 = dec25!!

 

Enjoy!! :D

 

some Juanderfull puns!!

 

Part 2 coming soon

With puns :ph34r:

I can't weight for part 2

 

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Why was 6 afraid of seven?

 

 

There are 10 types of people in this world

 

those who know binary and those who dont]

 

There are 10 types of people in this world

 

those who know binary,

those who dont

And those who realized that this joke was in base 3]

 

There are 10 types of people in this world

 

those who understand hexadecimal

And

 

f

fudge for all purposes of this joke. Let's keep this pg

the rest

 

 

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

 

because oct31 = dec25!!

 

Enjoy!! :D

 

some Juanderfull puns!!

 

Part 2 coming soon

With puns :ph34r:

I can't weight for part 2

 

I saw all this in the same sequence in a video

busted.jpg

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Part 2 :D

This is juanderful

That blue my mind

I red that book

You are Hillaryous

These jokes are cornier than corn

I'm so punny

You're saltier than pure salt

Prepare to be eggsecuted

 

Pokemon puns (warning: extremely dangerous animals inside. Enter at your own risk)

 

that was onyxpected

If you have an unown, unown it now!!

 

 

Nickname puns

Warning: Cringe level is over ...

Over 9000!!!!!

 

@Tofu tastes good in miso soup

I have 420 ...

That's it for part 2. Join us in part 3.

Till then... The @End

 

Lol

 

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Riddles coming soon

 



Pure coincidence. I like Vi Hart over others. HEXAHEXAFLEXAMEXAGONS FOREVER!!!!!!
and TURDUCKHENHENAILAILAILAILIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVE!!
Stuffing turkeys with binary tree birds

 

Irl, the mountains near where I live are my place for amateur rocketry

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