Joke of the Day - Have any?

[r_trooll15 827]

The beginning of eternity, the end of time of time and space, though not the letter e, I am the end to all

[Tofu 6,773]

Tofu's Yes, No and Ok

its not a joke

[r_trooll15 827]

I am back.

 

There is a house with four walls and windows in each wall. They all face south. Where is the house?

[Fitzz 105]

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

[Tofu 6,773]

It is.

Your Arsenal is a even bigger joke.

no

[r_trooll15 827]

South Pole

No

[r_trooll15 827]

Arsene Wenger is the top joke.

[govenier 1,202]

Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?

A: A whopper with cheese.

[GeekSHizzle 522]

                                                                            ​JOKE

 

​THERE WAS A BOY WHICH HAD 499$ EUR AND WANNED TO BUY A PC

​AND PC COSTS 500 AND THE BOYS MEET A  GIRL IN THE STREET AND ASK HER  MISS FILANA CAN YOU GIVE ME 1  EURO I WANT TO BUY A PC

 

 

​GIRL : WHAT IF I GIVE 2 EUROS,, WILL YOU BUY ME TO

 

THE GIRL THINKS THAT PC COSTS 1 EURO!

Edited November 21, 2017 by GeekSHizzle

[D_A.N.I.E.l 55]

when you think your a pro gold hunter and you look at the top 100

[r_trooll15 827]

when you think your a pro gold hunter and you look at the top 100

Some guy:I am proud gold catcher

Me:axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa... No

[GeekSHizzle 522]

Teacher:  SERGEI why the fish can not talk?

Sergei: teacher if we put your head at watter could you talk

:lol:

Edited November 22, 2017 by GeekSHizzle

[r_trooll15 827]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Teacher: "Correct! Now here is your rubric for the 20 page paper due tomorrow!"

[r_Mr.Mars7 62]

someone just called me normal....I have never been so insulted in my life

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

*At a resturant*

 

Waiter: Welcome sir! Would you like a table?

 

Me: No, I don't eat tables. Just order me some Chicken Biryani, Mutton Biryani, Beef Biryani and I'll pay you tomorrow :) Oh and yes give me 1 coffee too :)

Yea, you eat biyani and drink a coffee yea.. totally outta logic.

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

3 friends were drunken and call a taxi.. 

The taxi driver knew that they where drunken. He just started the engine and turn it off and said we are here. 

the 1 person said thank you. 

2nd one said thanks a lot dude, 

3rd one said DRIVE SLOWLY you nearly killed us!

 

I've just heard that my chinese friend who has undergone his lungs heart transplant and when i met him he just said some chinese words (Nǐ zhàn zài wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn shàng !!) he shouted and died..  after this death i wasa curious to know what he said and google it.. 

 

You're standing on my oxygen tube !!

[Bydo 20,129]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[r_trooll15 827]

Lol

[tidesbyu 151]

These jokes, like whiteboards, are remarkable.

[r_trooll15 827]

^ ;)

[Raakin-The-Great 99]

my joke

 

:wub:

 

[Tofu 6,773]

^No.

 

 

^ ;)

 

 

my joke

 

:wub:

 

[Tofu 6,773]

You can't get caught in the frying pan if you are the handle.

[GuidoFawkes 2,361]

is suicide considered self defense? because you're killing the person who's trying to kill you.

[r_trooll15 827]

is suicide considered self defense? because you're killing the person who's trying to kill you.

Good point