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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather did - he died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

i wouldn't mind die screaming... in fact, I wanna die kicking and screaming covered in blood, that's how i came into this world and it's how i wanna go out

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A Wasp entered the Tanki HQ and made it's way to the office of Hazel Rah. As it sat on the table, Rah immediately swatted it. "I hate bugs..."

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A Wasp entered the Tanki HQ and made it's way to the office of Hazel Rah. As it sat on the table, Rah immediately swatted it. "I hate bugs..."

And yet they still exist in a world where he is a god.

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*Guy in a hurry to get to flight, waits at a bus stop taxi and bus come at the same time has to make a choice*

Guy: How much will it cost for a ride to the airport?

Tax Driver: None for the Luggage, but for you since the airport is far 65 dollars..

Bus waiting..
Guy: Okay take my luggage to the airport I'll meet you there!

:lol:

Edited by Local.Shaft
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A triangle says to a circle:"You're worth nothing. Your life is a failure! You're... you're pointless!"

 

Circle: "Hey, chill man. That's how I roll."

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CooperO posting promo codes daily xD

 

It was repeated 3 times idk why though (The Line Above)

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That is priceless. How did you find it though?... 

lmao what do you mean how did i find it..? I was looking for a way to get me to stop thinking about killing myself of course  ;)

Edited by ZloyDanuJI
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lmao what do you mean how did i find it..? I was looking for a way to get me to stop thinking about killing myself of course  ;)

Oh yes, of course.

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New movie coming! snow white and the six dwarves. sneezy got quarantined.

 

Which pokemon was quarantined?

Pik-achu

 

which pokemon is carbs free?

its caterpie butterfree

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Guy: Uh... Doc, there's an irritating buzzing noise in my head... I can't concentrate...

Doc: Hmmm... Is there a Wasp inside? I wonder...

Guy: ?

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On 7/11/2020 at 1:16 PM, At_Shin said:

Repost of a Hexed joke coz I am too dull to think of an original one right now.

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IOR <HAHA>

 

 

Why did the battery die after the doctor told it can go home?

Spoiler

Because it was discharged.

Why did the guy in the truck put an ant in the freezer when his truck overheated

Spoiler

he wanted a cool-ant

Why did the trucker put ant in freezer when his petrol was frozen

Spoiler

To get anti freeze!

Why were there only shorts in a pant sale

Spoiler

cause it was 50% off

Why was @spiderman1000 banned by the mods

Spoiler

Because of his jokes XDXDD

 

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Me: *calls friend*
Me: What has small muscles and hangs down?
My friend: idk what
Me: A bat. What has big muscles and hangs up?
Friend: Wat.
Me: *hangs up*

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william wants a pear shake

william get some pears

william puts them in a jar

william shakespear

 

neil very weak

neil go to gym

neil pick up weights

neil armstrong

 

milkha go to stage

milkha gets the band

milkha pick up the mike

milkha singh.

 

kangana play cricket

kangana try to run

kangana cannot reach crease

kangana rannout.

 

ok enough of these jokes.

 

Name regestrator (NR): Name

ILiveOnTheChatBox123: @ILiveOnTheChatBox123

NR: *calls his friend*

      hey bro how are you? yeah im great hey listen from now on well text on chatboxes 456 ok?

      *hangs up*

       Next

 

NR: Name

spiderman1000: @spiderman1000

NR: there is only one of you get your eyes checked

      Next

 

 

well thats enough for today ill post more later

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Contracter: we are giving you an order for 500000 breads. you think you can manage?

Baker:

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I was born bready!

Spoiler

B+ready

 

 

Only Indians will get this one

A baker was baking a cake. initially it wrote two a on it (aa) and no one ate that cake. Why?

Spoiler

Because it got from baker to bekaar.

 

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14 hours ago, Adriel.RB said:

Do you want to hear a cheesy joke? Ok... Knock knock Who’s there? Cheese Cheese who? Cheesy!

Cheese is the gratest on pizza.

Too cheezy for ya?

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