The Horrible Ideas Forum!

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

Post any of your horrible ideas here on this forum page! If it is awful enough (but it must follow the Tanki Online rules and have some humour), it will be featured on this post! :D Let's see how awful we can be!
 
And just so you know, this music piece (I still cannot word that phrase right, lol) deserves credentials!

 

 

It's DTB who's first up to bat! My idea -- Let's see how many anime girls we can kill with the standard modification 0, 0/50 micro-modification turrets! (Comment: I'm horrified from what I have did!)

Isida - Shortest range.

We killed: 3. Meh.

Firebird - Second shortest range.

We killed: 4. Meh. They burnt to blood.

Freeze - Third shortest range.

We killed: 5. Meh. They froze to death and their arms, hair, heads, hands, legs, toes, etc. fell off and broke into bits. What a mess.

Hammer - Fourth shortest range.

We killed: 11. Okay! We had some still bleeding out when we went out of the tank, crying to us to spare their lives. Then they died. How sad.

Twins - Fifth shortest range.

We killed: 8. Okay! We had some still burning to the heat of the blue colored plasma balls. The innuendo here was "Eat Balls!" There were flaming bodies and then burnt bodies. Blood was dripping or evaporating into a gas.

Ricochet - Fifth farthest range. The best gun out there if you are an intelligent person, someone who has passed Geometry before the ninth grade, or just like saying "Eat balls!".

We killed: 16. Nice kills. They were vaporizing quickly, but not quick enough, so I could tell how many died.

Smoky - Fourth farthest range.

We killed: 37. Very well! We had blood on the tank, as well as dead bodies with an obvious hole in them!

Thunder - Third farthest range.

We killed: 49. A nice result for a gun like this! Blood exploded, everywhere! This is called splash damage! If it didn't have it, 90 to 100 would've died.

Vulcan - Second farthest range.

We killed: 53. An excellent result. Blood, gushing out their bodies everywhere. I hate to think about it.

Shaft - Unlimited range, limited penetration.

We killed: 89. I like this result. Blood was everywhere, as barely any of them were dead when we saw them. 89 died the next day.

Railgun - Unlimited range, decent penetration.

We killed: 2392. I love this result. Dead bodies everywhere. At least went 400 meters.

I have killed too many of these cute, innocent girls. WHY DTB!?!

 
Standings:

1st: @a5mp 96.1 / 100

 

Turrets aren't really necessary, they should be removed.

 

2nd: @ArcadeMode_ON 92.3 / 100

 

100 XP for each garage supply used in battle.
 
Add a beam to every turret.

 

3rd: @Adriel.RB 89.1 / 100

 

ok
 

 

4th: 87.8 / 100

 

Freeze's range is WAAYYY to short.  In Monte Carlo, no matter how good I am with freeze, I can never get close enough to hit someone before dying.  So i propose to make freeze m4's range the same as ricochet m0: 72 meters.  This will enable it to be competitive in maps like Monte Carlo.  I hope the developers listen to this bit of common sense, most of the players here agree with me. ;)

 

5th: 82.1 / 100

 

More lags and glitches please. It's funny when the Gold box go throught your tank :lol:

 

6th: @jazz20 81.2 / 100

 

If you stop playing on your account for more than 8 months, your rank goes down to warrant officer 5 and your garage is simplified, but you keep all your crystals ;)

 

7th: 76.3 / 100

 

tanki's going to bring back
 
gold worth only 100 , deleting all the upgrades they have done and giving us the first battles

 

8th: 71.9 / 100

 

New update! Only players with premium accounts are eligible to catch gold boxes!
 

:P

 

 

9th: 68.2 / 100

 

Tanki should make format battles available only to premium players

 

10th: 62.5 / 100

 

Lets not have any tournaments in the EN community for 8 months to bore people with the same mult-filled battles or get to use a translator :D welp..

 

11th: 16.2 / 100

 

This has to be here (not my idea)

 

 

 

12th: 0.0 / 100

13th: 0.0 / 100

14th: 0.0 / 100

15th: 0.0 / 100

16th: 0.0 / 100

17th: 0.0 / 100

18th: 0.0 / 100

19th: 0.0 / 100

20th: 0.0 / 100

21st: 0.0 / 100

22nd: 0.0 / 100

23rd: 0.0 / 100

24th: 0.0 / 100

25th: 0.0 / 100

 
I also have a database for the ratings I give, so that I can remember everything on a spreadsheet. :D

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ytu9QrYo-WAhW9nzM16WttHfzZ0nj8gn9DVaxwRgTPI/edit?usp=sharing

 
Let's reach our goals!

100 views - YAY
250 views - YAY
500 views
666 views
750 views
777 views
875 views
1,000 views
2,500 views
5,000 views
10,000 views

 

Edited October 18, 2016 by Defeating_The_Best

[ToiletPaperRoll 1,318]

This has to be here (not my idea)

 

 

Tankers!

 

Ever since we told you about Alterations, the community has been buzzing with discussion and speculation. But most of all, there’s been a lot of anticipation for this feature.

 

The wait is finally over! The first batch of Alterations will become available in the game after tomorrow’s server restart at 02:00! There will be 11 in all — one for each turret.

 

Additionally, all equipment kits will now be available both in the garage and in the Shop for those who prefer to purchase them there. Small supplies kits will be available in the garage only, while big supplies kits (more than 100 pieces) will only be available in the Shop.

 

So, tomorrow, make sure you find out what alterations can do for your favorite turret!

 

 

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

This has to be here (not my idea)

 

 

 

I actually wanted the alterations, lol. RICOCHET ACROSS MAP.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

New update! Only players with premium accounts are eligible to catch gold boxes!

 

 

 

:P

 

 

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

New update! Only players with premium accounts are eligible to catch gold boxes!

 

 

 

:P

 

 

lol

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

TRY TO BE MORE AWFUL.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Tanki should make format battles available only to premium players

[a5mp 51]

Turrets aren't really necessary, they should be removed. 

[Kurt_KurtDGreat 2,259]

Lets not have any tournaments in the EN community for 8 months to bore people with the same mult-filled battles or get to use a translator :D welp..

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

More lags and glitches please. It's funny when the Gold box go throught your tank :lol:

[Bydo 20,162]

tanki's going to bring back

 

gold worth only 100 , deleting all the upgrades they have done and giving us the first battles

Edited October 16, 2016 by frozen_heart

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

More lags and glitches please. It's funny when the Gold box go throught your tank :lol:

:D Even the staff are having fun here! Good idea, I've had that (4... 5? times?) over and caught only 4 since January 2015.

[Classy_Dude 126]

lol

Edited October 16, 2016 by Classy_Dude

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

Freeze's range is WAAYYY to short.  In Monte Carlo, no matter how good I am with freeze, I can never get close enough to hit someone before dying.  So i propose to make freeze m4's range the same as ricochet m0: 72 meters.  This will enable it to be competitive in maps like Monte Carlo.  I hope the developers listen to this bit of common sense, most of the players here agree with me. ;)

[ArcadeMode_ON 155]

100 XP for each garage supply used in battle.

 

Add a beam to every turret.

[jazz20 1,181]

If you stop playing on your account for more than 8 months, your rank goes down to warrant officer 5 and your garage is simplified, but you keep all your crystals ;)

[Ambitious 2,084]

 

 

 

It's DTB who's first up to bat! My idea -- Let's see how many anime girls we can kill with the standard modification 0, 0/50 micro-modification turrets!

 

 

 

 

Isida - Shortest range.

 

 

We killed: 3. Meh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Firebird - Second shortest range.

 

 

We killed: 4. Meh. They burnt to blood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Freeze - Third shortest range.

 

 

We killed: 5. Meh. They froze to death and their arms, hair, heads, hands, legs, toes, etc. fell off and broke into bits. What a mess.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hammer - Fourth shortest range.

 

 

We killed: 11. Okay! We had some still bleeding out when we went out of the tank, crying to us to spare their lives. Then they died. How sad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Twins - Fifth shortest range.

 

 

We killed: 8. Okay! We had some still burning to the heat of the blue colored plasma balls. The innuendo here was "Eat Balls!" There were flaming bodies and then burnt bodies. Blood was dripping or evaporating into a gas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ricochet - Fifth farthest range. The best gun out there if you are an intelligent person, someone who has passed Geometry before the ninth grade, or just like saying "Eat balls!".

 

 

We killed: 16. Nice kills. They were vaporizing quickly, but not quick enough, so I could tell how many died.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smoky - Fourth farthest range.

 

 

We killed: 37. Very well! We had blood on the tank, as well as dead bodies with an obvious hole in them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thunder - Third farthest range.

 

 

We killed: 49. A nice result for a gun like this! Blood exploded, everywhere! This is called splash damage! If it didn't have it, 90 to 100 would've died.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vulcan - Second farthest range.

 

 

We killed: 53. An excellent result. Blood, gushing out their bodies everywhere. I hate to think about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaft - Unlimited range, limited penetration.

 

 

We killed: 89. I like this result. Blood was everywhere, as barely any of them were dead when we saw them. 89 died the next day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Railgun - Unlimited range, decent penetration.

 

 

We killed: 2392. I love this result. Dead bodies everywhere. At least went 400 meters.

 

 

I have killed too many of these cute, innocent girls. WHY DTB!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This boils my blood

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

UPDATE! WE ARE NOW REMOVING ALL SOUND EFFECTS AND ALL PARTICLES FROM TANKI ONLINE, ITS CLIENT, AND TANKI X, AS WELL AS ALL ALTERNAVAPLATFORM GAMES. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.

[ArcadeMode_ON 155]

Yay! Tanki is going to rollback to a previous version!

 

 

 

The 2D version

 

 

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

UPDATE II: This forum page will now have the promised rating and ranking system. Be the most horrific commentator (within the Tanki Online forum rules) and you may be on the list! For sure you will be on that list, until we hit 25 posts of different content. Comments and reactions will not be accepted into the standings, but will be entered in the spreadsheet. I will update the standings twice a week.

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

Yay! Tanki is going to rollback to a previous version!

 

 

 

The 2D version

 

 

Hold on to 2nd place, buddy.

[Defeating_The_Best 34]

Every hull in Tanki Online poops mines for every 200 metres it drives. The counter resets when the mine owner's tank is destroyed.

- THIS IS VERY USEFUL, RIGHT?!?

[Ambitious 2,084]

Playing Tanki costs 20$/day

Edited October 17, 2016 by Ambitious

[need.higher.rank 3,491]

Mine remains for 10sec then disappears and your own tank gets destroyed

[Bydo 20,162]

tanki removes everything in our garages and we have to buy everything new all over again but with $$