[Forum game] corrupt a wish

[mes1 0]

whish granted but it turn out to be your mother and you dicide you'd be better off to die in hole.

 

 

i wish for an anit- feds world.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but without the FBI the world becomes...one big war, so yo can't live in it.

I wish for water.

[spartan343 8]

You get it but its laced with LSD and you overdose and Die

 

I wish for...uh..a...uh..mans best friend

[mes1 0]

you get it but it kills you for an obvious reason (i know its a dog)

 

i wish for an elephant that listens to my command

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

wish granted, but you give a command with your mouth full and the elephant misunderstood you and sat down on you, sorry you died.

 

I wish for a huge discount for me alone to buy tankistuff

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, you buy what you want, but then accidently your acc is suspended for cheating...

I wish for house.

[spartan343 8]

you get it but its a box and you have to share with bums

 

i wish for...uh..um..uh.....some sort of time machine

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, you get the DeLorean Time Machine, but you don't have fuel, so you can't reach 88mph, so you can't travel in time.

I wish for fuel for my DeLorean.

[Ranger7 75]

Wish granted, but the fuel explodes

 

I wish for a wish that cant be corrupted

 

^^ I would like to see if anyone can beat that! :mrgreen:

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish not granted.There is no such a wish.

I wish for p.

[spartan343 8]

get it but it turnes out to be Q

 

i wish for a foe

[Ranger7 75]

Wish granted, but you soon realize your foe is stronger than you.

 

I wish for a person who can corrupt an incorruptible wish :mrgreen:

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but that person dies.

I wish for bed.

[Ranger7 75]

Wish granted, but it is a straw one.

 

I wish you would get me some pizza

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but I put a poison in it, so then I have to call 911...

I wish for sleep.

[spartan343 8]

you get it but can't afford a mattress

 

I WANT A F***ING PUPPIE

[Ranger7 75]

Wish granted, but you are banned from tanki for using in-appropriate language

 

I wish for some people who don't curse like that -__-

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish not granted. :(

I wish for that too...

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

Wish is granted but there will alwys be people who think tey look cool if they curse.

 

*facepalm NOT !

 

I wish for a huge bankaccount

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but the money in it is fake.

I wish for something funny.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Wish granted, but you are unable to laugh.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

I wish for reading the rules.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Oh, yeah... :oops:

 

Your wish is granted but spammers arrive and break every single rule.

I wish for a giant packet of crisps.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but the packet explodes in ur hands.

I wish for a wish.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Your wish is granted but the wish you wished you had wished for wished away into another wish in which you wished the same wish that you wished today.

*ahem*. I wish for a shorter sentence.