[Forum game] corrupt a wish

[Contaminated 129]

Wish granted, but when you see it, you realize that it is blue.And you don't eat blue cheese.

I wish for a chocolate.

 

False. I do eat blue cheese.

 

You got your chocolate all right... I hand made it for you with recycled cocoa...

 

I wish for a flying platypus

[Fjelstad1678 186]

You got a flying platypus, but it prefered to swim and got eaten by an aligator.

I wish for a hitman.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Granted, but he kills u. :mrgreen:

I wish for water.

[r_Danlai0 3]

i wish i have a laser or other power

[r_WarTank0070 47]

but then your power suddenly ends and you cry

 

i wish for a Bugatti Veyron 8)

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

You get it, but then you crash. :lol:

Wish for something...

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

you got something, but then lost something, somewhere together with some things.

 

I wish for a peak into heaven and hell

[cablaz 32]

Wish granted, you peaked at heaven, you peaked at hell, except you leaned in to far and fell into hell.

 

I wish for nothing.

[r_battler20 0]

Wish granted, you peaked at heaven, you peaked at hell, except you leaned in to far and fell into hell.

 

I wish for nothing.

 

u wish for nothing and get it but u slowly die of eating and drinking nothing

 

i wish for a tank in real life

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

You got the tank in real life, then you got your first roadtax-bill, and got broke.

 

i wish for candy

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but the candy poisones you.

Wish for milk.

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

wish granted, but the milk was sour and you'd puked your guts out and had to go to the hospital.

 

Wish for a good doctor

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but the doctor becomes a monster...

Wish for $1 000 000 8)

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

Wish granted, you get $1 000 000, and the IRS comes and you must pay taxes.....$ 2 000 000

 

I wish for the key of the frontdoor of the playboymansion.

[spartan343 8]

you get it but its the key for the homesexual playboy mansion

 

I wish for everything

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but then a car pushes you and the 'everything' goes to other person.

I wish to be Friday tomorrow :!:

[Psycho 586]

You lose ur memory so its Sunday

 

I wish it would rain rubys

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

It rains, but falls on your head and you need ambulance...

I wish to not have an exam tomorrow... :thumbdown:

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

wish granted, so you flunk and have to do the whole year again

 

I wish for an goldboxdetector

[Dihos 2]

It detects gold boxes, but someone ellse is always one step in front of you to get it.

I wish for free Ipad apps

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

Wish denied, there is already a lot of free apps in store.

 

I wish for an Ipad 3

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

Wish granted, you get paint....but it is waterpaint, and with the first rain it washes off, and your tank is green again.

 

I wish to be a marshal

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but in one battle a Generalissimo comes with Thunder M5, he kills you over 100 times and Bruce makes you Lieutenant.

I wish for rain in Tanki Online.

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

Wish granted, it rains and poors and your tank get stuck in the mud.

 

I wish for a hoovercraft

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but it gets destroyed from a dog.

I wish for a day.