[Forum game] corrupt a wish

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Granted, but then it becomes longer.

I wish for you to keep writing with the default color.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Wish granted, but all my current messages are wiped out and replaced with a hideous, blinding orange.

 

I wish for larger text.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Granted, but you get banned for that.

I wish for snow.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Wish granted, but people start melting it with giant flamethrowers because they are so worried, as they haven't seen snow in late May since a while ago and they think Global Freezing is occuring.

I wish for a flamethrower to melt the snow

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but you get Firebird instead.

I wish for this.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Wish granted, but soon it was called round his friend's house for tea, the friend's name being 'that'...

I wish for a friend.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but you realize that he is an alien.

I wish to see an UFO.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

I thought you'd be mean like that.

 

You see a UFO but it's just an Unidentified Flying Olive, nothing exciting, so you walk back home, disappointed.

I wish for a home to walk back to.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

I thought you'd be mean like that.

That's true. ^ :)

 

Wish granted, but you fall asleep in front of it.

I wish for a tank.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Wish granted, but Tanki Online bans you for hacking into DanTheTank's account and calling everyone a troll-faced lunatic.

I wish for a troll.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Granted, but it's invisible, so u can't touch it.

I wish for a facepalm.

[swordfish12 12]

Did you say palmface? well,there you go!

I wish for...

 

 

 

 

Marshmallows.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but they explode in ur hands, so your clothes become dirty.

I wish for a secret.

[datie9 72]

It's secret, so you can't wish that.

 

I wish for mrgreen ( :mrgreen: )

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but you get Mrs green instead.

I wish for duct tape.

[swordfish12 12]

Here is your taped up duck.

i wish for the next person to corrupt a wish on this topic to regurgitate marshmallows.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but then you realize that it was only a dream.

I wish for a carrot.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

It's secret, so you can't wish that.

 

I wish for mrgreen ( :mrgreen: )

 

You've already got one...

 

 

Wish granted, but it tempts you to use orange text again and you forget to eat it.

I wish for a mouth to eat your carrot with.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but the carrot destroys the mouth.

I wish for paper.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Wish granted, but a three-year-old has drawn all over it with a giant red crayon.

I wish for a giant red crayon.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but the 3-year old kid steals it from you.

I wish for a sky.

[SilentShadow 104]

Granted but your sky is red with the fires of your homeland.

 

I wish for a battalion of 1.3 million strong warriors

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but on the way to your house they fall in the river.

I wish for a bottle.

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

Wish granted, but as soon as you get it, it slips straight out of your hands and smashes on the floor. Horrified, you look down at it and faint.

I wish for hands.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Wish granted, but they become green after one day. :shock:

I wish for a dream.