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Ultimate Guide To Getting Private Gold Rains, Free XTs, Fame and More!


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Hello dear tankers, today I'll be showing you how to get ANYTHING you want for absolutely free in Tanki Online! We'll be going through 7 very simple steps that will teach you how to master this skill, without spending any of your own money. Let's start!

 

Step 1: Find a player that has tons of money and is willing to spend it on "girls"

 

Step 2: Let's pretend that your target's nickname is "Buyer". What you will need to do, is contact customer support at help@tankionline.com and get your nickname changed to "Mrs.Buyer"

 

Step 3: Pretend to be his Tanki Online girlfriend

 

Step 4: Tell him that you really want that shiny Railgun XT, but you don't have enough money and crystals to buy it. Actually, tell him that you want all of those XT's. I'm sure that he will enjoy draining his credit card to buy whatever you please!

 

Step 5: Join a Silence parkour battle in EN2 and place your tank next to your online boyfriend with your new Railgun/Hornet XT, plus that Lime paint which you liked a lot in the Shop section

 

Step 6: Make a private battle just for you and your new online boyfriend and enjoy picking up those shiny boxes worth 1000 crystals

 

Step 7: Go to Google images and find a picture of a very attractive girl model and download the image. Then, log into Forum, go to 'Real photo' topic and post your brand new image there along with a cute text. Keep them likes coming!

 

After you've completed all of the steps above, you can forget about those 24/7 Sandbox battles that you were playing non-stop in desperate need of buying Isida M2, because all of that is in the past now. Most importantly, enjoy your new Tanki Online life style!

 

 

No but seriously, all jokes aside - don't do that. People who are doing this are desperate for attention and need to feel important, but in reality they're nothing better than gold diggers. Good luck on the battlefield ;) 

 

 

 

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I've been watching that guy and wondering how did they even manage to get a panda in a rocking chair, ...... and then it striked me ; he must have been tricked into sitting there by his tanki gf :o

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