[Forum Game]Rate the Joke ! Write the Joke

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

                         Rate the Joke ! Write the Joke

 

So as u can read from the name itself, what u have to do is very simple .. just rate the joke posted by the player above..and post your own joke below it..and the game continues  :D  :D 

 

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But remember ** NOTHING AGAINST TANKI RULES**

 

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For Eg:-  Player 1 :Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

                         Player 2 : 8/10.. :P. 

                                       My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away :P  :P .

 

 

                              and the game carries on....

 

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So i will start .. as there is no joke above me so that i can rate i will start with a joke

     

  How many Pear you can eat when your stomach is empty ? 

 

No, you are wrong, you can eat only one

 

Girl: How can you say that.

 

Because when you eat 2nd Pear, your stomach will not empty!

                                                                                                             Rate my joke..Post ur joke and Continue the game   .....                   

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

There is already a "Joke of the Day" topic. I posted some good ones there. :)

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

There is already a "Joke of the Day" topic. I posted some good ones there. :)

Well if that would be so , then the mods would have deleted the game ... but they didn't do so as there would be some or the other difference between the two.....so rate the joke post ur own and enjoy the game ! 

[Indian_Tanker 468]

0/10

You grammar is bad so that it deserves a '0'

 

My friend said only onion can make you cry

So, to prove him wrong I threw a coconut on his face.

Edited November 3, 2016 by Indian_Tanker

[3x3cube 288]

8/10 :P

My firebird is M3 :rolleyes:

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

10/10 lol  :D  :lol:  :lol:

 

 

A girl to a software engineer : Whenever i m opening my pc the password is coming in stars like this --> *****

                            Engineer: Its for ur safety as if some1 standing behind u cant see the pass

                             Girl : but if no1 stands then too it shows .. :D  :D  :P

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

0/10

You grammar is bad so that it deserves a '0'

 

My friend said only onion can make you cry

So, to prove him wrong I threw a coconut on his face.

Huh ? Which ?! :(

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

10/10 lol  :D  :lol:  :lol:

 

 

A girl to a software engineer : Whenever i m opening my pc the password is coming in stars like this --> *****

                            Engineer: Its for ur safety as if some1 standing behind u cant see the pass

                             Girl : but if no1 stands then too it shows .. :D  :D  :P

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[Tofu 6,773]

-1/10

The rotation of earth really makes my day

[online-tank-PRO 122]

-7/10

 

I have smooky m4 :P !

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

 7/10

 

 Michael ; I M BORN IN london

 

John : Which part ?

 

Michael: Whole part born in london :P

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

5/10

 

 

Little Johnny was doing very badly in Math.  His parents had tried everything: tutors, online courses, flashcards, special learning centers- in short, everything they could think of.  Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Johnny down and enrolled him.

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

2/10

i m a pro :D

[jazz20 1,181]

-10000/10

Confucius once said, "One no put on pants of both legs planted to ground!" 

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

6/10 :D  :D

 

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
 

[Ninja 10,468]

10/10

 

A dog sat on some sand paper, what did he say? 'Ruff, ruff.

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

7/10 Not bad :P

 

Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart

[Boeing_787 1,455]

7/10 Not bad :P

 

Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart

5/10 they will make even more fun of you then lol

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

xD ! post some joke -.-

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

Why do hens lay eggs ? Bcoz if they were throwing them , they'd break !  :P

[google3_tanker_TURBO 369]

4/10

Someone rekt me B)

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

5/10

 

I'm a noob ! :rolleyes:

[MSI 1,926]

0/10 (Be creative next time)

 

A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter."

"Excuse me?" says the husband.

"That's what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a nice cooter." The husband is a bit angry and goes in to talk to the doctor.

"What's this about my wife having a nice cooter? I need a damn good explanation."

"That's not what I said," replies the doctor. "I said she has acute angina."

[Deadwords 298]

0/10 (Be creative next time)

 

A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter."

"Excuse me?" says the husband.

"That's what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a nice cooter." The husband is a bit angry and goes in to talk to the doctor.

"What's this about my wife having a nice cooter? I need a damn good explanation."

"That's not what I said," replies the doctor. "I said she has acute angina."

1/10 Your joke is lost on me

 

HILLARY CLINTON

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

1/10 Your joke is lost on me

 

HILLARY CLINTON

lol 2/10

 Donald Trumph