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[yonatanthesuper 314]

0/10 that joke is related to the kangaroo joke.

don't read spoiler if your a tough moderator,under 13 years old or your a snitch...

 

here's a funny conversation between girl and boyfriend:
boy:where are you? ,in bed.
what are you doing?
girl: eating cereal.
boy: what would you be doing if i was in bed with you(feeling...)
girl:eating cereal.
boy:no i mean if the cereal wasn't there.
girl:I WOUlD HAVE WENT TO GET CEREAL OHHHH :D :lol:

 

Edited December 29, 2016 by yonatanthesuper

[AdrielRB 598]

I don't understand, 4 / 10.

 

 

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt :)

[yonatanthesuper 314]

I don't understand, 4 / 10.

 

 

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt :)

heard it,0/10

ok here;s the best one,if your heard it don't rate it.

why was hitler a good person?

CAUSE HE KILLED HITLER :lol:

Edited December 29, 2016 by yonatanthesuper

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

10/10

 

Why is "B" so cool ??

 

 

Bcoz it comes between A.C. :P

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

:D 9/10

• Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
  Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

[yonatanthesuper 314]

5/10

tom's mother said to tom he has to come with her to the museum.

tom:the museum is boring i don't want to come.

mother:Come with your friends,then it will be fun!

 

if i bring my friends with me to the museum they won't be my friends anymore.

 

Edited January 3, 2017 by yonatanthesuper

[ToiletPaperRoll 1,318]

5/10

 

Uđe Perica u autobus i pita ga vozač :

– Koliko imaš godina?

– Sedam

– Kada bude došao kondukter , reci da imaš šest.

– Zašto?

– Pustiće te besplatno

 

 

 

Dolazi kondukter i pita ga :

– Koliko imaš godina ?

– Šest!

– A kad puniš sedam?

– Čim izađem iz autobusa.

 

i was too lazy to manually translate so heres google translated

 

Perica entered the bus and ask the driver:

- How old are you?

- Seven

- When it came to the conductor, to say that you're six.

- Why?

- I'll let you free

 

Conductor comes and asks him:

- How old are you ?

- Six!

- When filling up seven?

- As soon as I get off the bus.

Edited January 4, 2017 by ToiletPaperRoll

[DeathByBoss 104]

0/10 I don't understand what's happening  :huh:

 

Did you hear about the procrastinator's club? They postponed their latest meeting.

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

Ohmg! :P

 

0/10

 

Didn't get any..

[DeathByBoss 104]

HAAA so funny ill give it a 100/10

 

(btw that was the joke)

[yonatanthesuper 314]

3/10.

 

roses are red,violets are red,my flowers are red too,

house is red, tress are red

OH CRAP MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Edited January 8, 2017 by yonatanthesuper

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

LOL 9/10

 

:D Air & students hv d same mentality

How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

 

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

ok..its seems that every1 is busy with other games..so lets again start with it C'mon guys!!

..............

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A conversation between little Jonny & his Sister

 

Sis: Hey Jonn, how r u so expert in farting

( Jonny smiled and gave  a sweet reply)

Jonny:       :P  :D

 

(no offence)

Edited March 15, 2017 by The-Best-Tanker101

[BRO0088 1,724]

7/10

 

A man come down & he was Serous Lee.

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

6/10

 

Once an ant was running towards hospital until she was stopped by a donkey and was uestioned: y r u running?

 

To which the ant replied: im running to donate blood for my friend,elephant :)

[ToiIetPaper_BS 528]

7/10

 

Did you know that 2 x 10 and 2 x 11 are same...one is twenty, the other is twenty too!!

(Wait, was that a joke?)

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

Heee  :D  7/10 

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!

[Boeing_787 1,455]

10/10, smh

 

A linguistic professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room retorted, “Yeah, right!”

[chrissaimon 25]

When striker was aiming at me.

Striker: helo there hhhh

Me: (make kid's noise)

Striker: oh cmon, some1 have took our flag. I have to get him.
Me: hey i'm here shoot me **************.

[chrissaimon 25]

Roses are red and violents are blue,

I have five fingers and the middle one is for u. :P

[chrissaimon 25]

Roses are red and violents are blue,

I have five fingers and the middle one is for u. :P

sry that i said that..... :mellow:

btw, my brain was upside down while eating pizza.

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

0/10000000.

 

I'll tell you my joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait Wait!!!!! It was the joke.

 

 

 

 

 

[hishamyas 364]

1/10

Do you know why six was jealous of seven?

 

 

 

Because seven has such a great pronunciation 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 17, 2017 by hishamyas

[Boeing_787 1,455]

10/11

 

Why did the man get into his car?

To go somewhere.

[FTW 240]

7/10

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.