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[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

hmm 7/10

 

SmithWas Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow motion..

[21985_the_master 422]

4/10 Not so good man you can do better!!!

 

 

How the firefighter is called in China?

Imonfire

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

5/10  :mellow:  :mellow:

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

[21985_the_master 422]

haha lol i like those ones 10/10

 

 

how many painters are needed to cange a lamp?

 

BLUE

 

[r_trooll15 827]

999999999999.....9999...999/10

 

What is the best B in school

 

a spelling bee. Saw it on laffy Taffy wrapper

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

xDD 8.5555/10

 

 HORROR~~

 

At midnight in a hopital, inside a lift..There was a nurse & a girl..

They were passing through third floor which was  a mortuary. Suddenly the door of the lift opens.

They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.

 

The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.

 

The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”

 

Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”

 

In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?”

 

And The Lights Went Off ….

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I wasn't scared at all but 10/10

 

"Three months ago only I and God knew what this code does, now it's only God."

-a programmer

Edited October 25, 2017 by Boeing_787

[r_trooll15 827]

Lol

10/10

Ikr

That blue my mind

Pun intended

Edited October 26, 2017 by r_trooll15

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

Blow*.. is this that joke ? :/

 

Question: “What Is The Hardest Job In The World?”

Answer: “Sketching For Police Officers In China“

(no offence)

Edited October 26, 2017 by The-Best-Tanker101

[r_trooll15 827]

0/10

Idk what that is

 

I hope you red my above post right

[r_Loca1 4]

0/1000

 

Teacher: Jhonny, come and find North America on the map

 

Jhonny: Here is It!

 

Teacher: Good, now Tom , Tell me who discovered North America

 

Tom: Jhonny :P

[Hot_Dog69 7]

10/10

 

The river next to my house flooded yesterday...I banned it for 5 minutes.

[X_PRO_KILLER_JJ 1,515]

3/10

 

Tom:-Hey,Who are you?

John:- I am son of my father.

[21985_the_master 422]

4/10 Not so good.

 

 

Why Chica crossed the road?

To get to the other

 

DEAD

 

[X_PRO_KILLER_JJ 1,515]

4/10 Not so good.

 

 

Why Chica crossed the road?

To get to the other

 

DEAD

 

5/10

 

I don't always study but when I do,

I make sure my parents notice

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

xD same here bro! 10/10

 

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

[Prince_Of_Railgun290 320]

8/10

A interview with a tuition teacher

Dad:I don't think so, u will be able to teach him

Teacher:I have thought many kids, I will teach him too

Dad:you have thought kids, but he is an animal

[21985_the_master 422]

A good one 8/10!!!

 

 

Chuck Norris and Superman accepted a challenge!!!

 

The loser had to wear his underpants above his pants!!!

Edited November 5, 2017 by 21985_the_master

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

10000000000000/10 :)

 

Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.

He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”

Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”

Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”

The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”

Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“

Must Read English Jokes

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

heh :P 10/10

 

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” 

Man: “I had to get to work.”
 
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus. 

 

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

6/10 noot badd...

 

Jake: When I was young, I jumped off a building!

 

Joe: Oh my god! Did you die!?

 

Jake: I don't remember. I was too young.

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

Heard it but EPIC :) 1000/10

 

Once Richie was walking along with a dog..

............................................................................

A man stopped him & asked him "Why r u walking with an elephant?"

 

Richie replied "Ohh dude! u r mistaken its a "dog" not an "elephant."

 

Man replied "Broo! I'm asking to the dog"

 

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[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

9/10!!!

 

Max walks up to Joey.

 

Max: You're ugly!

 

Joey: Excuse me! I'm not a mirror!

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

8/10 :P

 

Santa’s Complaint To Flipkart Support Center:               

Dear Flipkart, I Always Opt For “Cash On Delivery” But Your Delivery Boy Never Gives Me The Cash!

[Boeing_787 1,455]

12/0

 

The best way to the old one and a few of the verses you are a lot to be the same as a whole lot easier for you and the walls of the verses the best time for a couple of years of why are you reading this? I have been a while ago by the time of day