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[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

3/10 I don't get it :huh:  :blink:  :wacko:

 

Dear Santa,

          I know all the bad things I did, but I have never been breaking and entering and stealing people's food, and I definitely think that's worse, so lets call it even. :)  :rolleyes:

[Boeing_787 1,455]

10/10

Santa is not real. Why ruin your kid's lives by raising them to believe in something that you testify doesn't exist, and then make them sad by finally exposing the reality to them?

 

 

An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head.

The apple said to him, "Hy6 nub blin, ow!"

Newton replied, "AHA! I discovered gravity!"

[r_trooll15 827]

6/10

 

9 is IX

How do you make that into 6?

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

I don't know 5/10.

 

This is just a song I made up by myself (You probably heard the first part, I made up the second part! :rolleyes:):

 

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.

The Bat Mobile lost its wheel and The Joker got away!

 

Nightwing in the kitchen,

Batman in the hall,

Joker in the bedroom,

peeing on the wall!!!

 

XD LOLZ!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[tousif_the_master 2,240]

7/10

 

 

In 2048:

 

Jimmy Went to doctor to get a solution for his lose motions

 

Doctor: Whats your problem jimmy?

Jimmy: Suffrering from unlimited outgoings with diffrent diffrent ringtones!

Edited November 28, 2017 by tousif_the_master

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

I think I heard that one before but I still can't figure it out so 6/10.

 

LOL this one was first one to come up on Google Images sorry I couldn't think of anything right now :P

:D  :D  :D  ;)  ;)

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

9/11

 

(both the joke and rating btw)

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

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7/10

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Do you know a game called love balls?

 

No.

 

It's a game where your nuts have to love each other

[21985_the_master 422]

0/10 try better.

 

 

On weddings older people tell that I am next.Now I started telling them the same at funerals.

[Lose 881]

4/10 ive seen that meme thousands of times its near the first thing that pops up when you google memes

 

i gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus

 

thats how i lost my job as a bus driver

[TankiNoob2000 231]

7/10

 

God: What are they doing down there?

Angel: They're making milk from almonds

God:What? I gave them like 8 animals to get milk from

Angel:They don't like that milk

God: *mockingly* They don't like that milk (flips a table)

[21985_the_master 422]

Wot?   0/10

 

 

There is a stork and an old man.

 

 

 

Old man:You dummy.I told you we got lost.

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

5/10

 

A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" 
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A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"