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[Boeing_787 1,455]

lol 2/10

Donald Trumph

Triumph*

[need.higher.rank 3,491]

0/10

Pro tanki

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

0/10

Pro tanki

0/10 

i'm Godmode_On

[personia 4,036]

0/10

 

Tanki is a fun game.

[r_Valk8 2,086]

3/10

Pie

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

2/10 

:P  :P 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice! B)  B)  B) 

 

[r_Valk8 2,086]

1/10

 

Harry: I Will kill you ok.

Darry: You cant.

Harry: Yes I can

Darry: Eh, anyways that a 19th century rock saying.

Harry: ???? Since when is "I kill you" a 19th century rock saying. Besides rocks cant talk.

Darry: Oh yes they can:

 

 

 

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

4/10

 

If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two? 

[r_Valk8 2,086]

Don't get the joke. 3/10

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

0.0/10

 

I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.


 

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

:P

[PotatoDemon 6]

Politicians and diapers both need to be changed frequently and both for the same reason.

Edited December 27, 2016 by PotatoDemon

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

8/10 

 

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
 

[Shreyas72413 8]

7/10

Teacher:Can anyone tell me the formula for water

Student:H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O

Teacher:Why did you say that?

Student:Because the formula of water is H to O!

[MentallyDeranged 740]

:lol:

 

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/562387072188514365/

Edited December 27, 2016 by MentallyDeranged

[yonatanthesuper 314]

i literally died from the kangaroo joke :lol: .

anyways,0/10.

if you already read this joke  then please don't rate it below.

 

 

 

After a crazy train driver had an accident with his train and everyone on the train died except him, he was taken to the police station.

The police officer asked the train driver: why did you drive off the train tracks?

and the driver replied : there was a cow on the road , police: why not run over the cow instead of getting all those people killed?

the driver says: :huh:  :blink:  i tried but  the cow ran in to the forest. :lol:

 

 

 
 

Edited December 30, 2016 by yonatanthesuper

[MentallyDeranged 740]

10/10 :lol:

 

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"

*Little Johnny stands up*

Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"

Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

[yonatanthesuper 314]

thats olddd

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

10/10 :lol:

 

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"

*Little Johnny stands up*

Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"

Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

10/10 :P

 

Once John was eating Samosa ....

His friend saw him and asked : Hey! John y r u just eating the inner part of samosa and throwing the rest outer part!?

to this, John replied : Bcoz doctor has asked me not to eat outside things :P :P 

[yonatanthesuper 314]

3/10 sorry.

knock knock!

who's there?

punch!

PUNCH WHO?

PUNCH YOU BAM ^_^

[The-Best-Tanker101 42]

xD 8/10

 

Once a man was appointed for a job..unfortunately he knew nothing..

Once a pune came to his cabin and knocked...

To show him , how busy he is he told " Come in, then he started pretending to talk in his phone for hours..

After an hour he kept the phone and asked him y he came ?

To this pune replied "Sir, i'm here to connect your phone "

[yonatanthesuper 314]

lol

[NERF836 202]

9/10

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

 

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

 

Doctor: "Nine.

Edited December 29, 2016 by NERF836

[yonatanthesuper 314]

lool what the?

[Skepta 405]

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper?

 

 

 

 

ALL OF them becaquse sky scrapers dont jump :D