Funny bits and things that don't make sense in Tanki

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

This is a post where you can comment funny/epic moments in your time of playing Tanki and things that just don't make sense. Here's my two examples:

 

*Le me grabbing the enemy flag and making an epic getaway* *I notice a nub with team flag*

 

*Kills le enemy and returns my flag and ranks up* "Hey! Kewl! 6600 crystals!" *Notices big beacon of light raising into the sky* "now they know where I am!"

 

Le me running from enemies:

 

"RUN AWAAAAYYY!!"

 

That's the funny bit, now for the bit that doesn't make sense:

 

*Le freeze/hornet m2 wandering around and stumbles across an enemy*

 

"OH nuuuuu!!! A freeze! Hit the dirt!"

 

*He and his friends try and run*

 

*Le freeze catche one in his stream*

 

"No, he's got meh!" *the tank screamed in terror*

 

*Blows up in a fiery inferno*

Edited November 12, 2016 by CooperO
Please avoid using inappropriate language.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

We have a Thunder and a Smoky.

 

Thunder shoots Smoky, Smoky goes up in SMOKE

 

Smoky shoots Thunder, gets a critical, and delivers a jolt of lightning that THUNDERS through the opponent

[austen_pierce 1,948]

Too much low hanging fruit.

 

*bushes that turn and watch you as you drive by...

 

*invisible square plane making you drive flat across 'angled' roof lines

 

I could do this all night

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

We have a Thunder and a Smoky.

 

Thunder shoots Smoky, Smoky goes up in SMOKE

 

Smoky shoots Thunder, gets a critical, and delivers a jolt of lightning that THUNDERS through the opponent

Wow, that's a good one!

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Too much low hanging fruit.

 

*bushes that turn and watch you as you drive by...

 

*invisible square plane making you drive flat across 'angled' roof lines

 

I could do this all night

Or when you randomly self destruct on madness?

[austen_pierce 1,948]

Or when you randomly self destruct on madness?

Yeah - happens on every map.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Yeah - happens on every map.

I only get it on Madness. What about when you run from a vulcan yet you continue to get shot at for the next couple seconds even behind cover

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

Or when you get on top of another tank and you both self-destruct.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Or when you get on top of another tank and you both self-destruct.

That, too. Or when you manage to kill a freeze, despite how impossible it is to get them...

[austen_pierce 1,948]

When the guy who jumped on top of you explodes and the gold box falls through his carcass.

 

Similar to the 'feature' where you go through supply boxes if they are too far off the ground when you hit them.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

When the guy who jumped on top of you explodes and the gold box falls through his carcass.

 

Similar to the 'feature' where you go through supply boxes if they are too far off the ground when you hit them.

Or when supplies randomly activate on their own with nobody to pick up the boxes...

[DeathByBoss 104]

Adding more armor plates to new m1, 2's, and 3's somehow makes them do more damage and even wierder, turn faster.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Or when supplies randomly activate on their own with nobody to pick up the boxes...

thats fatal error

 

You are just shooting everything up one side of the map and down the other but you don't know it is lagging. You think you must have picked up 8-9 kills. Lag ends, you blow up and have no kills.

 

The kill counter stops working and you get 10 kills and get - nothing.

When you are the leading guy but fatal error comes, tanki takes forever to reload and by the time the battle ends

 

Oh wait that's not funny

 

Adding more armor plates to new m1, 2's, and 3's somehow makes them do more damage and even wierder, turn faster.

More plates = more weights

 

More weight = more speed

 

Logic

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

thats fatal error

 

When you are the leading guy but fatal error comes, tanki takes forever to reload and by the time the battle ends

 

Oh wait that's not funny

 

More plates = more weights

 

More weight = more speed

 

Logic

M3 Dictator has less plating than the M1 or M2

[Mentosis 63]

On Industrial Zone: If you get on top of the barn near the red flag, you tank sinks into the tin like it was a cloud.

 

On Noise: If you land on top of the dummy tank in blue area, there's about 3-4 inches between the dummy tank and yours.

 

Occasionally, a FireBird will attack me, but nothing is coming out of his barrel. I can't help imagine the tank stopping, a crew member gets out, pulls out his lighter, opens a little door and lights the pilot light.

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

On Industrial Zone: If you get on top of the barn near the red flag, you tank sinks into the tin like it was a cloud.

 

On Noise: If you land on top of the dummy tank in blue area, there's about 3-4 inches between the dummy tank and yours.

 

Occasionally, a FireBird will attack me, but nothing is coming out of his barrel. I can't help imagine the tank stopping, a crew member gets out, pulls out his lighter, opens a little door and lights the pilot light.

All the dummy (titan-fire) tanks you can't touch, there's actually an invisible rectangular barrier around the prop.

[Spit_Fyre 334]

All the dummy (titan-fire) tanks you can't touch, there's actually an invisible rectangular barrier around the prop.

Oh, I always thought those were dead hunters.

 

What about when your tank gets randomly stuck on the walls, with the turret in and the unmentionables on full display.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Oh, I always thought those were dead hunters.

 

What about when your tank gets randomly stuck on the walls, with the turret in and the unmentionables on full display.

The dead prop tank is an old Titan from 2009

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

You can push a mammoth, but you cant push boxes.....

[DeathByBoss 104]

The air is contaminated with gunpowder apparently, as jumping off the edge makes you blow up. 

 

Then the lords of warzone cleanup makes ur corpse fade into nothingness.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

How about the rare occasion you go up a ramp and your tank lifts off the ground as if it went over a mine?

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

Your tank sometimes just comes to a dead stop like it bumped into something but there's nothing there, (think this was mentioned before.)

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Those times a drugging enemy doesn't shoot at you, despite the fact you're killing them

[T-34-3m 360]

Railgun can penetrate tanks but barriers and other objects are completely impregnable.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Railgun can penetrate tanks but barriers and other objects are completely impregnable.

Right!?