Death Row: What's Your Last Meal?

[hhgb 2,655]

A bowl of M&M's (peanuts), salt and vinegar crisps and a nice cold drink of lemonade.

The trick is, you're allergic to peanuts and will die from your last meal rather than the executioner who really wants to kill you.

[Drey 879]

I'd like a nice piece of Donald Trump's Toupee. He's the one who got me here in the first place. He's trying me for treason because I exposed his toupee on Saturday Night Live.  Now I'm going through the process of deportation.

 

~Seeker~

[canadian_tank 226]

Why am I here? The worst punishment in Canada is life prison

[canadian_tank 226]

I would like to order 2 of Number 6 with french fries and 3 of number 4 with onion rings and diet coke

Who needs diet coke, your gonna die anyways

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Why am I here? The worst punishment in Canada is life prison

Ah, but for whatever reason you committed a heinous crime in North Korea and now you're facing death.

 

Last meal?

[Ninja 10,468]

I would eat every executioner in the country so they couldn't kill me.

[Fresh 2,390]

I would never be on death row so therefore I have no answer.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I would never be on death row so therefore I have no answer.

but you have a second personality who is a horrible serial killer and has killed 461 people . You have been convicted and are now facing death . Last Meal? Edited November 16, 2016 by fordmustang12345

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Man, people love to waste the planet's resources, don't they? My last meal would be nothing. In fact, I'd probably eat nothing from the day I'm sentenced. Like, why should I since I'm gonna die either way? Waste of food and money. -_-

Well, a person thinking like you won't get into prison anyway

 

But you HAVE to be an evil person to get into prison and it clearly states imagine you are sentenced to death, so you're evil and must 34T

[IVIr.Catalyst 1,035]

Well, a person thinking like you won't get into prison anyway

 

But you HAVE to be an evil person to get into prison and it clearly states imagine you are sentenced to death, so you're evil and must 34T

[whyy_PRO 0]

PIZZA!!!! (or ham)

[hhgb 2,655]

PIZZA!!!! (or ham)

No ham is better than mine  ;)

Edited November 16, 2016 by hhgb

[jazz20 1,181]

Hawaiian Pizza FTW!!!

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

Heavy body armor and a few guns. Who said you had to eat your last meal?  ;)

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Heavy body armor and a few guns. Who said you had to eat your last meal?  ;)

Well, 'meal' implies that you'll be having food, but...

 

Hey, whatever works lol

[Zenyth 6,494]

Everything I've ever eaten.

[jazz20 1,181]

Judge  officially sentences me to death.....I'll take an anaconda and banana/Nutella pudding as my last meal xD xD

 

@"Tankify a Song" topic :P

[Tofu 6,773]

Judge officially sentences me to death.....I'll take an anaconda and banana/Nutella pudding as my last meal xD xD

 

@"Tankify a Song" topic :P

You shall do no such thing!

You have chosen bubble gum as your last meal and that is the only thing you will eat for the next 2 days

[ftp 1,696]

I'd order the biggest, meanest and MOST EXPENSIVE(luxurious) STEAK on this earth. So the prison have to pay for it...

[fast_sniper 16]

I would ask for putins head. Thats my death sentence and they must do it :D as putin still wants to come in Latvia well... Why not to have someone who kills him?:D

[jazz20 1,181]

@Qfu10 but it takes forever to finish a stick of gum :P

[Tofu 6,773]

@Qfu10 but it takes forever to finish a stick of gum :P

Swallow it

[jazz20 1,181]

hahaha^

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Swallow it

Because a stick of gum is nutritious. Eat one to survive electrocution anyday.

[T-34-3m 360]

Hibachi Shrimp, rice, and Dr. Pepper.