[Forum Game] I Declare a Pointless War!

[R3VOLUTION 20]

I pick up your toilet paper and I walk to the bathroom to do my buisness.

 

IDW on PUM cause I'm bored that servers are down, and I use the dirty toilet paper that I mentioned above^-^

[personia 4,036]

I pick up your toilet paper and I walk to the bathroom to do my buisness.

 

IDW on PUM cause I'm bored that servers are down, and I use the dirty toilet paper that I mentioned above^-^

I counter attack by flushing.

 

idw on pum. GIT RIKT

[R3VOLUTION 20]

I disable tanki online servers and redirect you to a super laggy site of which you cannot escape, no matter what you do.

 

IDPW on PUM because I'm falling asleep, and I use Buckley's!

[tousif_the_master 2,240]

Not my mistake :P

 

IDPW on pum beacause posting After me...

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Don't even think about it, I know someone who likes to pull down other dudes pants down :P

 

 

IDW on the PUM because I live in America :P

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I live in America too !

 

 

I DAPW on tpbm for saying "gold admin plzzzzx"

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I keep on screaming that phrase as loud as humanely possible until you ragequit.

 

IDW on tpbm for a Ridiculous Pointless Reason™. My weapon is my ungodly multishness and noobiness, combined to form the Herpy-Derp-Blah 9000.

[deathfromabove_tanki 92]

I hereby declare war on r3voloution, because he is a cheese eating surrender monkey who is not to be trusted.

I leave it to r3voloution to state the time desired in utc, and I will confirm if I am available at the stated time. map: island. any turret/hull may be used as long as it is m1

[Akira 70]

I react by saying "learn to read" and watch you ragequit.

I declare war on the PUM for stealing my noodles. My weapon is my mighty Hammer Of Thor m1.

[google3_tanker_TURBO 369]

I eat the noodles

I declare war on PUM cos the noodles were too damn spicy,

I use the chopsticks as my weapons

[Anonono 1,233]

Try to fight off my rifle, then.

 

IDW on PUM because someone ate my sandwich

 

I use Ross as my weapon

 

 

 

[BRO0088 1,724]

I make a sandwich & bribe him.

 

I BRO0088 DW wid PUM because I have lost my K/D.My weapon of choice red chillie  

[TANKI-THIEF 33]

I declare war on everyone
cuz idk what to do  B)  B)

[BRO0088 1,724]

I will buy u x-box , ps 5 & a gaming laptop 

 

 

IDW wid PUM coz I hav fever my weapon toothpaste

[Akira 70]

I use the toothpaste and cure your fever.


I declare war on the player under me because I want to be a moderator, my weapon is my little finger nail.

Edited February 27, 2017 by Akira

[BRO0088 1,724]

I use nail cutter to cut ur nails 

 

IDW wid the PUM because I have a mosquito in my room my weapon

Sniper

 

[Akira 70]

I shrink in size and avoid your bullets.

 

I declare war on the player under me for hating snakes. My weapon:

 

a piece of string

 

 

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I get strangled by the piece of string, but just as I am about to slip into the unknown via that unholy piece of string, a hand reaches out of the darkness to pull me back out. It is a mongoose, that which of the kind that hates snakes, and together with my new ally, I fight on against the evil piece of string and the army of snakes with it. With our final breaths, we finally reach the piece of string, and together, we are able to conquer the Dark Lord of the Strings - The Piece of String.

 

I declare war on TPBM for disliking Papa Franku.

 

My weapon of choice is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

[BRO0088 1,724]

I become flash & escape the blast range 

 

IDW with PUM for the dawn of BRO0088 & rise of THE_EXTREME_LEGEND

 

My weapon of choice all military army of all countries. 

[Akira 70]

I brush aside your wimpy armies with my Broom Of Destiny.

I declare war on the player under me for snoring and waking me up at night. 

My weapon of choice is a Gladius made from a dying star.
 

A Gladius was a short sward mainly used by Roman soldiers. Made from the metal of dying stars, they would never rust or get dull, and lasted for centuries.

The last known Gladius that was still in usable condition was owned by a Legend. 

You might know him as noob, weirdo, or nug, but he is best known as Dezert Fox.

aka Security

 

 

[BRO0088 1,724]

I will oxidize ur sword 

 

I hereby declare war with PUM because I m a noob my weapon of choice lady gaga's songs.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I wipe away your cringey choice of music with even cringier dead memes.

 

I declare war on TPBM because I said so. My weapon of choice would be the entirety of the FNAF fanbase.

[BRO0088 1,724]

I call piediepie

 

IDW with the person under me because I am bored.

[Akira 70]

I will guess that you used the infinite space between the two 0's in your name as your weapon. 

 

I use my Galactic-o-matic thinga-ma-bob floofer-doofer bing-bang-boom machine to put-put past your wimpy infinite universe. 

 

I declare war on the player under me because they have never seen a real gun outside of GTA and Modern Warfare. My weapon: My assassin's creed thingamabob on my wrist  :3

[Legacy 754]

I bring my 100 Million dollar and give them to you for not killing me, and I'll destroy them all if you just step once forward!!

 

 

I declare war on the person under me because he doesn't know that Godmode_ON in tanki is Herobrine in Minecraft  :angry:

 

Weapon: Plazma bazooka