Things noobs say or do

[Guest]

They also say:

"Noob left pls"

 

*GB siren*

 

"no kill" (Keep in mind, hes a noob m0 in a battle with M2s and M1s)

*he dies*

 

"noob i sed no kill!"

"who wants to trade acc?" (Manly lower ranked warrant officers in EU10)

All those kids who spam a dropper/Youtuber.

The droppers/Youtubers who say "Map?" and the chat gets flooded even more  <_<. 

Noobs who say "i will hack ur acc"

Noobs who say "drop gold or I will ban u"

 

 

 

 

Or "noob (turret)" when they get destroyed by that turret. Noob what? They got you, didn't they?

...

 

 

[21985_the_master 422]

OR I am 5 years older than you stop telling me what to do!

[Coat 2,280]

When the noob is like @Tofu, he has just 3 answers to all questions. These are Yes, No, and Ok.

[player_03 90]

The TPA is gud

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

"Oh boy, a forum! I want to be unique - time to get the most posts here!"

[L0pht 23]

"Noob buyer..."

 

Yes, it is the paint that gives me my god-like average skills.

[Tofu 6,773]

When the noob is like @Tofu, he has just 3 answers to all questions. These are Yes, No, and Ok.

yes

[Coat 2,280]

yes

XD

[Stratosphere 2,234]

I'm so high above you all.  :ph34r:

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I'm so high above you all.  :ph34r:

Yeah, that does sound eerily like what a noob would say

[Kroboski88 94]

I'm not a noob

[www.test.tankionline 1]

Gold pilz :P

[Misery 1,415]

"Hi! My name is Dedicated!"

 

oops thought this was topic of what pros say...

[Benefactor 6,888]

"Hi! My name is Dedicated!"

 

oops thought this was topic of what pros say...

"Noob!"

 

That's what they say. So I know I am allowed to say it.

[T-34-3m 360]

"Why aren't you playing in a way that gives me the advantage!? REEEEEEEE!"

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

"Can i join clan plz??????? I am so awesome i am the best i want to be in clan pleeeeeeease"

[UltimateBahamut 16]

"Wow I lagged"

"Noob buyer"

"haha I have hacks you noob"

"plz let me catch gold"

"Admin plz drop gold pls"

"Gold was?"

"I drop 50 gold if you let me farm"

"Noob XP/BP" or "Noob Railgun"

"**** **** **** **** you ****"

"noob team is sabotage"

"I report you for hacks and get you blocked"

"Join for golds"

 

PS. Ugh, damn font color.

Edited October 4, 2017 by UltimateBahamut

[squirlltalkrocks 1,663]

It's not noob to call someone a lagger right? I only call people noobs, laggers, hackers, when I actually see them not help/mult, actually see them lag and glitch out, and actually see them fly or never die or stuff.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

It's not noob to call someone a lagger right? I only call people noobs, laggers, hackers, when I actually see them not help/mult, actually see them lag and glitch out, and actually see them fly or never die or stuff.

Of course, but when one's go-to excuse for losing any battle is "WOW LAGGERS!!!!!1!!!1111one", that's when they become a bit moronic. You can't just blame everything on one single aspect of the battle.

 

It's a matter of perspective, really.

[Coat 2,280]

Noob: TSY, you're pro.

That's enough..

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

"pls is left"

 

"mather...." I think you get where this was going

 

"your kd is lower than mine"

 

"I have more crystals than you"

 

"dropped goldbox pls"

 

"no kill!" (during gold box)

[Coat 2,280]

Ouch...that hurts...

No

[Benefactor 6,888]

"I'm an admin. I can ban you."

[Coat 2,280]

Noob: Why you Mad :huh:?

Mad: Cos I drink too much coke.

Noob: Why you drink so much coke?

Mad: Cos I'm mad.

Noob: Why you mad?

 

*continues for 5 times*

 

Mad: Cos I'm mad.

Noob: Why you mad?

 

Mad has left the battle.

No, Mad only leaves the battle when it finishes  :ph34r:

[Benefactor 6,888]

No, Mad only leaves the battle when it finishes  :ph34r:

I leave when my team is playing TDM.... In a CTF battle.