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"Wow I lagged"

"Noob buyer"

"haha I have hacks you noob"

"plz let me catch gold"

"Admin plz drop gold pls"

"Gold was?"

"I drop 50 gold if you let me farm"

"Noob XP/BP" or "Noob Railgun"

"**** **** **** **** you ****"

"noob team is sabotage"

"I report you for hacks and get you blocked"

"Join for golds"

 

PS. Ugh, damn font color.

Edited by UltimateBahamut

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It's not noob to call someone a lagger right? I only call people noobs, laggers, hackers, when I actually see them not help/mult, actually see them lag and glitch out, and actually see them fly or never die or stuff.

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It's not noob to call someone a lagger right? I only call people noobs, laggers, hackers, when I actually see them not help/mult, actually see them lag and glitch out, and actually see them fly or never die or stuff.

Of course, but when one's go-to excuse for losing any battle is "WOW LAGGERS!!!!!1!!!1111one", that's when they become a bit moronic. You can't just blame everything on one single aspect of the battle.

 

It's a matter of perspective, really.

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Noob: Why you Mad :huh:?

Mad: Cos I drink too much coke.

Noob: Why you drink so much coke?

Mad: Cos I'm mad.

Noob: Why you mad?

 

*continues for 5 times*

 

Mad: Cos I'm mad.

Noob: Why you mad?

 

Mad has left the battle.

No, Mad only leaves the battle when it finishes  :ph34r:

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Once upon a time, in the land of tankiopolis, there was...

A noob.

This noob, was more passionate than any other, instead of any simple admin gold pls request, he always chanted...

 

NOOB SPECTATAH IK UR WATCHIN MEH DROP GOLDD NOW OR I BAN U AND EVERYONE U LUV, IM SERIOUS IM NOT A PERSONN TO BE MESSED WIV! DROP NOW IK UR WATCHING! STOP TROLLIN NOOB TROLLER!!! OMG I HATE U WHY U NO DROP GOLD!

 

this is still a true story btw, gold then dropped.

 

OMG GOLD NO KILL NO KILL!!!!!

 

The noob took magnum and hornet. He was lucky to have one dd supply when all of the gold crowd were wasps. He shot with dd and killed the whole crowd. I remember, he was racing towards the gold when suddenly froze. I raced as fast as I can and took the gold, while him facing it. His tank suddenly disappeared, and life continued...

 

A minute later, the same noob rejoined. And said this: (still all true btw)

 

"OMGGG I GOT CRITICAL ERROR!!! NOOB SPEC HOE CULD U, I TRUSTED U!!"

 

At that moment a spectator answered in Russian, then in English:

 

"Admins don't drop golds, nor do spectators. The server does"

 

The noob left the battlefield. Polygon DM. Ended.

 

The pro laughed like a mad thing is tickling him for 7 straight hours. Even to this day I still chuckle. I was the pro.

 

The noob was menace.

 

 

True story.

Edited by Misery
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