Things noobs say or do

[Misery 1,415]

 

Once upon a time, in the land of tankiopolis, there was...

A noob.

This noob, was more passionate than any other, instead of any simple admin gold pls request, he always chanted...

 

NOOB SPECTATAH IK UR WATCHIN MEH DROP GOLDD NOW OR I BAN U AND EVERYONE U LUV, IM SERIOUS IM NOT A PERSONN TO BE MESSED WIV! DROP NOW IK UR WATCHING! STOP TROLLIN NOOB TROLLER!!! OMG I HATE U WHY U NO DROP GOLD!

 

this is still a true story btw, gold then dropped.

 

OMG GOLD NO KILL NO KILL!!!!!

 

The noob took magnum and hornet. He was lucky to have one dd supply when all of the gold crowd were wasps. He shot with dd and killed the whole crowd. I remember, he was racing towards the gold when suddenly froze. I raced as fast as I can and took the gold, while him facing it. His tank suddenly disappeared, and life continued...

 

A minute later, the same noob rejoined. And said this: (still all true btw)

 

"OMGGG I GOT CRITICAL ERROR!!! NOOB SPEC HOE CULD U, I TRUSTED U!!"

 

At that moment a spectator answered in Russian, then in English:

 

"Admins don't drop golds, nor do spectators. The server does"

 

The noob left the battlefield. Polygon DM. Ended.

 

The pro laughed like a mad thing is tickling him for 7 straight hours. Even to this day I still chuckle. I was the pro.

 

The noob was menace.

 

 

True story.

Edited October 7, 2017 by Misery

[Benefactor 6,888]

It was a re-load error, not critical error that hit me.....

[Stratosphere 2,234]

 

Really? 

Edited October 7, 2017 by Stratosphere

[Coat 2,280]

The pro laughed like a mad thing is tickling him for 7 straight hours. Even to this day I still chuckle. I was the pro.

:ph34r:

[OICU812 32]

There's a topic started "What noobs say." This one is about what they do.

 

I use Vulcan on this account, Railgun on another and Shaft on another. 

 

1...They push you off ledges for no reason.

2...When I'm obviously shooting with Vulcan, the noob pushes me for no reason.

3...When using railgun, I'm lining up for a shot and just as I push the trigger, the noob pushes me for no reason.

4...When I'm looking down my scope with Shaft, and letting it charge up, the noob pushes me for no reason.

5...There is plenty of room to get around me, but instead of going around, the noob tries to go through me.

6...I'm turning to go up/down a ramp or down a passageway and turn too sharp catching my tank on the edge of the corner. Instead of letting me back up and make the correction, the noob keeps pushing me, making me block the passageway. Then another noob comes along and that one pushes me, too. Then starts shooting at me. 

7...When I have the Overdrive star showing, noobs with their own star will bump me, block my sight, shoot me with recoil turrets...anything to get me to activate my OD. I'll share with someone who doesn't have a star, but I refuse to share with someone who can use their own. 

 

Okay, that's my say. What do noobs do that bugs you?

[Coat 2,280]

They do not use their overdrives, and just hit other team tanks (in TDM and CTF) to force them to activate their overdrive, to save theirs for gold.

Edited October 8, 2017 by Mad

[Hate 5,582]

 

Topic merged.

[Benefactor 6,888]

Noob Isida - always curing you in front of your turret sight instead of from behind or from the side.

 

Why God, why????

[Gubitnik 401]

"I'm an admin. I can ban you."

my brother is admin

[Hate 5,582]

my brother is admin

Rofl, I used to hear this a lot back in the days.  :lol:

[Sliced 819]

Thing noobs do: mods changing the title of my post  :ph34r:

[Coat 2,280]

Thing noobs do: mods changing the title of my post  :ph34r:

Hate no kill him plz

[Sliced 819]

Hate no kill him plz

@Hate is just @Mad

[T-34-3m 360]

What's with all the tryhards and the Russian-sounding names?

 

K_u_t_v_c_h-2017PRO or I_v_a_n-xaxaxaxa

[Levi 611]

Using Supplies like crazy and can't rotate turret

[Sliced 819]

Using Supplies like crazy and can't rotate turret

I drug tactically :3

 

However, I only have double damages...don't use very many of those

[21985_the_master 422]

Noob:I am admin let me take gold!!!

Me:Its just a repair kit why you have to be mad?

[Benefactor 6,888]

"ro"  :D

[Coat 2,280]

*Inserts a battle link* Join all repair kits are gold boxes

[Guest]

*Inserts a battle link* pls join all repair are gold box

Corrected into noob english.

Also:

 

pls drop gold 4 utube 

 

 

Edited October 9, 2017 by Guest

[Hate 5,582]

 

Right. 

 

Ro  :ph34r: 

 

[personia 4,036]

Sorry Hate, I forgot the spoiler again. xD

[21985_the_master 422]

Noob:who wants to trade acc?

Me:Why i have to be lower than WO1 again?

[Coat 2,280]

Sorry Hate, I forgot the spoiler again. xD

Forgot the spoiler and double posted too xD

[21985_the_master 422]

1v1 battle at opposition:

 

Noob:I am pro player

Me(see my K/D):So why i am winning?