Things noobs say or do

[Destroyer7777777tank 339]

Railgun needs a buff

Apply my idea

Why is the mod deleting my post

Make railgun great again

That is relatable

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Noobs try harder to get forum post counts than XP in the game.

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Noobs spend more time insulting other player in chat or raging than they do actual playing.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Noobs have more than 10,000 posts on the forum

[Guest]

You are a noob if:

 

 

You are an EN player who sits back and chats in the lobby instead of fighting. 

Think Wasp/Shaft is a good combo. (ok FINE I used wasp/shaft sometime up until my early warrant officer days)

Uses an m1 turret and hull in an m2 battle.

You gold dig.

You use a double armor when you have 0.00000000001 hp left. USE A REPAIR NOOB.

Likewise, you equip a DA right when you spawn.*

You save OD for gold. (Unless in a DM. Still kinda pointless because gold might never drop)

You use the Ignore Tanks hack.

You think XP/BP is a good combo to use in non-PRO battles. (Exeption: You bought Tornado kit early to pwn some m0s/ low grade m1s.)

You rage over a Gold when you don't catch it.

You're still a noob if you rage over a black box

You use "your" in which you should have used 'You're"

You think Administrators/Spectators can drop golds with commands. (Exeption: , @Hazel-Rah, or any employee at AlternivaPlatform who works on the "Tanki Online" project.)

You get banned/blocked on purpose

You mult

You rage

You call someone a drugger even though they only used 5 supplies the entire match.

You are a noob if you play in Noise (Any team, not just Red. Exception: DM)

You play Island/Hill CTF 999 mins/flags OR Polygon CP 999 mins or points.

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* Exceptions: You are being spawncamped, you are in a small map, there are invaders in your base when you are spawning, or you spawned in a bad area in which you are exposed to hostile fire.

 

 

List over. Check out @Cyborg's (it was him/her, right?) guide on what is a noob.

Edited February 14, 2018 by Guest

[r_trooll15 827]

OI that's a mult not a noob.

I am a great example

[golden5648 1,686]

Most noobs just call other players noob

[Ralphas 56]

Ralphas, please 1 more goldbox