Things noobs say or do

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

Shafts do a better job faster, and if it's an enemy sniper targeting the guy, a freeze ambush can't reach him. Railgun can't flip a Hornet/Viking on flat ground.

Alright then, theres your one effective use of shaft.

[GeeVuh 1,647]

Alright then, theres your one effective use of shaft.

I'd say it's one of the most important ones...

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

I'd say it's one of the most important ones...

Being able to one shot wasps. A true railgun shaft exclusive thing. rip railgun

[personia 4,036]

You have to achieve a perfect balance.  I never said a team with too many Shafts is idea, 1 or 2 is good.  

 

It's simply not true that a mobile tank can do everything a Shaft can do.  A mobile tank chasing down the enemy flag-taker has to worry about mines and other enemies, while a Shaft can pick them off even as they are right about to capture the flag.  A shaft can take them down from across the map where other team members cannot get to them.

Actually, in my experience, if your team all take one turret, it's OP, even with protections.

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

Actually, in my experience, if your team all take one turret, it's OP, even with protections.

This is why all clan teams use railgun and dictator. (not those nubs with smoky hornet)

[nubyet 24]

This is why all clan teams use railgun and dictator. (not those nubs with smoky hornet)

That's a mean thing to say.  :P

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

^ Smoky hornet nub

[BSG-62 512]

All report drugger mult noob. 

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

All report drugger mult noob. 

Are you calling me a noob? Because that's what I say all the time.  :D

Edited December 2, 2016 by r_I_already_won0

[Boeing_787 1,455]

noob 1v1 me irl m8

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

1v1

gold box pls admin

gold wil be dorped son

++--+-+-+-+-+-+-(RU1)

Edited December 2, 2016 by CabbageRoll

[Guest Generalissima_re]

"last" (before server restart);

 

"1st" (after server restart).

 

"Should I buy Viking m1 or Ricochet m1? Which is better?"

 

"I don't have pro pass."

 

"How can I become a helper?"

 

"... or I will ban you!"

Edited December 3, 2016 by Generalissima_re

[GeeVuh 1,647]

"how to create battle nub tell me pls"

 

*after i kill them 4 times without taking a hit, then they finally manage to snipe me with Shaft*

" 'cussword' nub, get out hahahahaha i kill u noob" 

[asifmehmood 1,576]

If I know two people who can use Shaft, it's me and C_H_A_M_P_I_O_N

U forgot me -.- "The Shaft Legend"

[Adel 567]

"i love trains"

[Cyborg 3,189]

"i love trains"

A noob just said it :D

[nubyet 24]

"any girls?"

[DESTROYER_13 1,019]

"I don't have pro pass."

waw much noob 

[Torva-Messor 104]

Getting back on topic:

 

Some of the things I've seen noobs say in battle chat:

 

1)..give me flag plz i need for mission

 

2)...u noob (actually one noob calling another noob noob)

 

3)...NO KILL NO KILL (said when the gold box alarm sounds)

 

4)...i sed no kill (said when noob is killed trying to get gold box...hopefully by me).

 

5)...noob red team needs asida to heal (I read this one recently in battle chat from the opposing blue team. BTW we were winning, but not by a landslide. Our asida didn't attack, only healed. IMO he was doing his job). 

 

6) noob shaft. (Said when player was constantly getting killed by opposing shaft, instead of learning how to kill shaft. I might add that the shaft player was pretty good).

 

7)...This was a failed defense attempt. Still pretty early in CTF battle on Noise map...we were blue. Score 2-0 we were losing. In team chat, noob says "defend defend." So all the noobs on our team (which were most of them) gathered in a huddle around the flag (I had more sense). Firebird and Freeze came in killed all of them while Rico got the rest of us from above. Mammoth waltzes in grabs the flag and waltzes out like he was out for a Sunday drive in the country.

 

Well, I know there are others, plus the ones already mentioned. When one team is full of mostly noobs, the battle chat gets rather interesting.

[Let-Me 28]

random: you use your mom's credit card to buy crystals

buyer: no

random: be honest

buyer: you are just jealous

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

admin gold plzz

[golden5648 1,686]

Ctrl + W for gold box

[sorenson_2015 26]

Admin Gold pls

[PetoAbyssus 20]

In battles:

 

In battle chat: No kill plzzz. Need 10 more kills for mission.

 

give me flag. i need for mission

 

Battle chat when GB siren sounds: NO KILL NO KILL NO KILL

 

Team mate: You flipped me for no reason

Flipper: lolololol

 

Team mate with flag: Why you flip me?

Flipper: Drop flag

 

CTF flag limit is 10 and team has 9 flags.Team mate grabs flag and returns to base with no life.

Other Team mate: No cap

Team leaves flag bearer alone and loses flag.

Another Team mate: noooooooooo noob

 

Member of opposing team grabs flag and is killed on the way back to base.

Killed flag bearer: noob

 

In standard battle (not Pro):

In battle chat, red member says: NO DRUG

Blue team loads up

Red team member is killed

Red team member: I SAID NO DRUG

 

Blue team has good shaft user and is racking up kill points

Red team member: noob shaft

 

In lobby chat:

 

Member X: Who wants my account

Member Z: i do i do

Member X: ok

Member Z: What's your password?

Member X: xyz123 (not real password)

Member Z: thanks

Member Q: noob now everyone knows it.

Member X leaves.

 

Member P to Member R: What's your phone number?

Member R: (123)456-7890 (not real phone number)

Member P: ok i give u call

All chat: Thanks, I wrote it down

               Can i give u call?

               I call u

               i have to check that out

               When is the best time to call?

               noob dont give out personal information

Member R: no one call plzzzzzzzzzz

 

WO1: I have gismo account. who wants it?

WO2: me me me

WO1: ok. I'll create a battle 1v1 and invite you

WO2: ok

(later)

WO2: I tried the password and it doesn't work. give me my gold boxes back

WO1: noob lol

WO2: give me my GB back noob

WO1: ok if you can beat me in battle. Wasp/railgun.

WO2: ok

WO1: i create battle. 1v1 i'll invite you.

WO2: ok

(later)

WO2: you said wasp and railgun. You showed up with mammoth and thunder

WO1: yep. wasp/railgun for you and mammoth/thunder for me

WO2: give me my GBs back noob

WO1: I said you can have them back if you beat me in battle. wanna try again?

WO2: noob I reported you

WO1: lol noob

 

Actual conversation in lobby chat.

[Crip 4,735]

 

Here are the basic ones ok

 

• Camper
• Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (which never ends)
• Dog
• Noob
• Buyerrr
• Drugggerrr
• Idc, I'm not leaving
• No
• Hello
• r0?
• g0?
• G0?
• All the annoying words which aren't spelt properly 

 

• "xaxaxaxaxax" --> To Infinity.
• "cri."
• "Stop stealing money from you Mom / Stop using your Mom's credit card."
• Any insults which involve one's Mother which aren't actually insulting.
• "Rich kid."
• "Hacker"
• Smiley faces --> To Infinity.
• "Drop gold or I report."

 

Real conversation between me and a noob.

 

*Just after battle had ended. 1v1 first to 3 flags, I won 3-1. I had M2 Viking / M3 Thunder. He had Bumblebee kit + 25% Thunder prot*

 

Noob (General Rank): Come 1v1 again (profane word).

Noob : Rail homnet

Noob : commeee

Me (Brigadier Rank) : Salty eh?

Noob : -.-

Me : You got fairly beaten.

Me :  :)

Noob : noob mult see yr rank man

Noob : mult m2 vik :D

Me : I beat you, with worse equipment. Therefore I'm better than you :) making you even more noob than you say I am.