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Many of you out there just know how skilled you are, but nobody believes you. Everytime you 1v1 those noobs you lag and miss all your shots. I know, it hurts. But now there is a way to prove your skill to all the noob tanks everywhere. What are these, you ask? Ill show you.

 

 

 

 

First, you have to catch a gold box. What is a gold box you ask? Its a golden box full of crystals that only drops if you ask the admin to drop it. When you join a game be sure to spam GOLD PLS ADMIN to motivate them. Now here comes the hard part, catching it. To catch a gold box, get viking as it is the tallest hull. Simply drive over to the drop zone and shoot at anyone who comes over. You can use any turret but youre seriously hurting your chances if its not isida. Even shoot your teammates, if they dont die from it its because they hack. Be sure to say "N00B H4CK3R 1 R3P0RT 1N F0RUMS" to make sure they dont do it again.

 

Next is the hard part, you must take a selfie with the legendary @Duchess. Many have tried, few have done it. Those that have will never unsee the horrors. But dont worry about it  :rolleyes:

 

And now the last challenge, you have to create a new account and get the moonwalker paint on it. But i hear you saying "this is impossible noob! you cant get that paint anymore", well i can assure you its possible. Just spam cedric with PMs until he adds it to your account. 

 

 

Well, thats it. If you have done these things be sure to call everyone in server chat a noob for not appreciating your skill.

 

 

 

 

railguniz4noobz is not responsible for any spamming that may occur in the next week  

 

 

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OR you could show that you can work with your team and not complain on the forums how they're doing a lot less than you are.

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Use Railgun :P

 

You might be the most skilled tanker on the planet but when you're using Firebird nobody can see it. :lol:

I was best Shaft player in 2012, 41-0 easy at Silence II

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railguniz4noobz is not responsible for any spamming that may occur in the next week  

 

 

 

Oh you will be.

 

I go hide for the next few days. <_< Good luck.

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hhgb:

 

The problem with using Shaft is the same with Firebird: everyone calls you a noob and thinks you're unskilled.  :(

Not as easy to kill tanks with firebird as you might think, sure it kills fast but what are you going to do if the other person drives away? 

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