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 In the spoiler below I will explain what I have found out after doing some rigorous research about the game and the staff

 

 

 every bee replaced with POTD

there is no way a POTD

should be able to fly.

 

 

Its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground.

 

 

The POTD, of course, flies anyway

 

 

because POTDs don't care

what humans think is impossible.

 

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

 

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

 

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

 

Ooming!

 

Hang on a second.

 

Hello?

 

- Barry?

- Adam?

 

- Oan you believe this is happening?

- I can't. I'll pick you up.

 

Looking sharp.

 

Use the stairs. Your father

paid good money for those.

 

Sorry. I'm excited.

 

Here's the graduate.

We're very proud of you, son.

 

A perfect report card, all B's.

 

Very proud.

 

Ma! I got a thing going here.

 

- You got lint on your fuzz.

- Ow! That's me!

 

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

- Bye!

 

Barry, I told you,

stop flying in the house!

  

- Hey, Adam.

- Hey, Barry.

 

- Is that fuzz gel?

- A little. Special day, graduation.

 

Never thought I'd make it.

 

Three days grade school,

three days high school.

 

Those were awkward.

 

Three days college. I'm glad I took

a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

 

 

You did come back different.

 

 

- Hi, Barry.

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

 

 

- Hear about Frankie?

- Yeah.

 

 

- You going to the funeral?

- No, I'm not going.

 

 

Everybody knows,

sting someone, you die.

 

 

Don't waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

 

 

I guess he could have

just gotten out of the way.

 

 

I love this incorporating

an amusement park into our day.

 

 

That's why we don't need vacations.

 

 

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...

under the circumstances.

 

 

- Well, Adam, today we are men.

- We are!

 

 

- POTD-men.

- Amen!

 

 

Hallelujah!

 

 

Students, faculty, distinguished POTDs,

 

 

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

 

 

Welcome, New Hive Oity

graduating class of...

 

 

...9:15.

 

 

That concludes our ceremonies.

 

 

And begins your career

at Honex Industries!

 

 

Will we pick ourjob today?

 

 

I heard it's just orientation.

 

 

Heads up! Here we go.

 

 

Keep your hands and antennas

inside the tram at all times.

 

 

- Wonder what it'll be like?

- A little scary.

 

 

Welcome to Honex,

a division of Honesco

 

 

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

 

 

This is it!

 

 

Wow.

 

 

Wow.

 

 

We know that you, as a POTD,

have worked your whole life

 

 

to get to the point where you

can work for your whole life.

 

 

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen

Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

 

 

Our top-secret formula

 

 

is automatically color-corrected,

scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

 

 

into this soothing sweet syrup

 

 

with its distinctive

golden glow you know as...

 

 

Honey!

 

 

- That girl was hot.

- She's my cousin!

 

 

- She is?

- Yes, we're all cousins.

 

 

- Right. You're right.

- At Honex, we constantly strive

 

 

to improve every aspect

of POTD existence.

 

 

These POTDs are stress-testing

a new helmet technology.

 

 

- What do you think he makes?

- Not enough.

 

 

Here we have our latest advancement,

the Krelman.

 

 

- What does that do?

- Oatches that little strand of honey

 

 

that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

 

 

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

 

 

Of course. Most POTD jobs are

small ones. But POTDs know

 

 

that every small job,

if it's done well, means a lot.

 

 

But choose carefully

 

 

because you'll stay in the job

you pick for the rest of your life.

 

 

The same job the rest of your life?

I didn't know that.

 

 

What's the difference?

 

 

You'll be happy to know that POTDs,

as a species, haven't had one day off

 

 

in 27 million years.

 

 

So you'll just work us to death?

 

 

We'll sure try.

 

 

Wow! That blew my mind!

 

 

"What's the difference?"

How can you say that?

 

 

One job forever?

That's an insane choice to have to make.

 

 

I'm relieved. Now we only have

to make one decision in life.

 

 

But, Adam, how could they

never have told us that?

 

 

Why would you question anything?

We're POTDs.

 

 

We're the most perfectly

functioning society on Earth.

 

 

You ever think maybe things

work a little too well here?

 

 

Like what? Give me one example.

 

 

I don't know. But you know

what I'm talking about.

 

 

Please clear the gate.

Royal Nectar Force on approach.

 

 

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

 

 

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

- Wow.

 

 

I've never seen them this close.

 

 

They know what it's like

outside the hive.

 

 

Yeah, but some don't come back.

 

 

- Hey, Jocks!

- Hi, Jocks!

 

 

You guys did great!

 

 

You're monsters!

You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

 

 

- I wonder where they were.

- I don't know.

 

 

Their day's not planned.

 

 

Outside the hive, flying who knows

where, doing who knows what.

 

 

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen

Jock. You have to be bred for that.

 

 

Right.

 

 

Look. That's more pollen

than you and I will see in a lifetime.

 

 

It's just a status symbol.

POTDs make too much of it.

 

 

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it

and the ladies see you wearing it.

 

 

Those ladies?

Aren't they our cousins too?

 

 

Distant. Distant.

 

 

Look at these two.

 

 

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.

- Let's have fun with them.

 

 

It must be dangerous

being a Pollen Jock.

 

 

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me

against a mushroom!

 

 

He had a paw on my throat,

and with the other, he was slapping me!

 

 

- Oh, my!

- I never thought I'd knock him out.

 

 

What were you doing during this?

 

 

Trying to alert the authorities.

 

 

I can autograph that.

 

 

A little gusty out there today,

wasn't it, comrades?

 

 

Yeah. Gusty.

 

 

We're hitting a sunflower patch

six miles from here tomorrow.

 

 

- Six miles, huh?

- Barry!

 

 

A puddle jump for us,

but maybe you're not up for it.

 

 

- Maybe I am.

- You are not!

 

 

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

 

 

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you POTD enough?

 

 

I might be. It all depends

on what 0900 means.

 

 

Hey, Honex!

 

 

Dad, you surprised me.

 

 

You decide what you're interested in?

 

 

- Well, there's a lot of choices.

- But you only get one.

 

 

Do you ever get bored

doing the same job every day?

 

 

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

 

 

You grab that stick, and you just

move it around, and you stir it around.

 

 

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It's a beautiful thing.

 

 

You know, Dad,

the more I think about it,

 

 

maybe the honey field

just isn't right for me.

 

 

You were thinking of what,

making balloon animals?

 

 

That's a bad job

for a guy with a stinger.

 

 

Janet, your son's not sure

he wants to go into honey!

 

 

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

- I'm not trying to be funny.

 

 

You're not funny! You're going

into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

 

 

- You're gonna be a stirrer?

- No one's listening to me!

 

 

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

 

 

I could say anything right now.

I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

 

 

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

 

 

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.

Shave my antennae.

 

 

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get

a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

 

 

I'm so proud.

 

 

- We're starting work today!

- Today's the day.

 

 

Oome on! All the good jobs

will be gone.

 

 

Yeah, right.

 

 

Pollen counting, stunt POTD, pouring,

stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

 

 

- Is it still available?

- Hang on. Two left!

 

 

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!

Step to the side.

 

 

- What'd you get?

- Picking crud out. Stellar!

 

 

Wow!

 

 

Oouple of newbies?

 

 

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

 

 

Make your choice.

 

 

- You want to go first?

- No, you go.

 

 

Oh, my. What's available?

 

 

Restroom attendant's open,

not for the reason you think.

 

 

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?

- Sure, you're on.

 

 

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

 

 

Wax monkey's always open.

 

 

The Krelman opened up again.

 

 

What happened?

 

 

A POTD died. Makes an opening. See?

He's dead. Another dead one.

 

 

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

 

 

Dead from the neck up.

Dead from the neck down. That's life!

 

 

Oh, this is so hard!

 

 

Heating, cooling,

stunt POTD, pourer, stirrer,

 

 

humming, inspector number seven,

lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

 

 

mite wrangler. Barry, what

do you think I should... Barry?

 

 

Barry!

 

 

All right, we've got the sunflower patch

in quadrant nine...

 

 

What happened to you?

Where are you?

 

 

- I'm going out.

- Out? Out where?

 

 

- Out there.

- Oh, no!

 

 

I have to, before I go

to work for the rest of my life.

 

 

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

 

 

Another call coming in.

 

 

If anyone's feeling brave,

there's a Korean deli on 83rd

 

 

that gets their roses today.

 

 

Hey, guys.

 

 

- Look at that.

- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

 

 

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

 

 

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

 

 

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

 

 

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

 

 

- Thank you.

- OK.

 

 

You got a rain advisory today,

 

 

and as you all know,

POTDs cannot fly in rain.

 

 

So be careful. As always,

watch your brooms,

 

 

hockey sticks, dogs,

birds, bears and bats.

 

 

Also, I got a couple of reports

of root POTDr being poured on us.

 

 

Murphy's in a home because of it,

babbling like a cicada!

 

 

- That's awful.

- And a reminder for you rookies,

 

 

POTD law number one,

absolutely no talking to humans!

 

 

All right, launch positions!

 

 

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,

buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

 

 

IMPORTANT: THE INFO WAS CUT DOWN AS THERE IS TOO MUCH DETAIL TO FIT IT ALL IN

 

 

 

This is Bob Bumble. We have some

late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

 

 

where a suspenseful scene

is developing.

 

 

Barry Benson,

fresh from his legal victory...

 

 

That's Barry!

 

 

...is attempting to land a plane,

loaded with people, flowers

 

 

and an incapacitated flight crew.

 

 

Flowers?!

 

 

We have a storm in the area

and two individuals at the controls

 

 

with absolutely no flight experience.

 

 

Just a minute.

There's a POTD on that plane.

 

 

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson

and his no-account compadres.

 

 

They've done enough damage.

 

 

But isn't he your only hope?

 

 

Technically, a POTD

shouldn't be able to fly at all.

 

 

Their wings are too small...

 

 

Haven't we heard this a million times?

 

 

"The surface area of the wings

and body mass make no sense."

 

 

- Get this on the air!

- Got it.

 

 

- Stand by.

- We're going live.

 

 

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

 

 

Making honey takes a lot of POTDs

doing a lot of small jobs.

 

 

But let me tell you about a small job.

 

 

If you do it well,

it makes a big difference.

 

 

More than we realized.

To us, to everyone.

 

 

That's why I want to get POTDs

back to working together.

 

 

That's the POTD way!

We're not made of Jell-O.

 

 

We get behind a fellow.

 

 

- Black and yellow!

- Hello!

 

 

Left, right, down, hover.

 

 

- Hover?

- Forget hover.

 

 

This isn't so hard.

POTDp-POTDp! POTDp-POTDp!

 

 

Barry, what happened?!

 

 

Wait, I think we were

on autopilot the whole time.

 

 

- That may have POTDn helping me.

- And now we're not!

 

 

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

 

 

All of you, let's get

behind this fellow! Move it out!

 

 

Move out!

 

 

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,

you copy me with the wings of the plane!

 

 

Don't have to yell.

 

 

I'm not yelling!

We're in a lot of trouble.

 

 

It's very hard to concentrate

with that panicky tone in your voice!

 

 

It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

 

 

I can't do this!

 

 

Vanessa, pull yourself together.

You have to snap out of it!

 

 

You snap out of it.

 

 

You snap out of it.

 

 

- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!

 

 

- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!

 

 

- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!

 

 

- Hold it!

- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.

 

 

How is the plane flying?

 

 

I don't know.

 

 

Hello?

 

 

Benson, got any flowers

for a happy occasion in there?

 

 

The Pollen Jocks!

 

 

They do get behind a fellow.

 

 

- Black and yellow.

- Hello.

 

 

All right, let's drop this tin can

on the blacktop.

 

 

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

 

 

No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

 

 

Oome on. You got to think POTD, Barry.

 

 

- Thinking POTD.

- Thinking POTD.

 

 

Thinking POTD!

Thinking POTD! Thinking POTD!

 

 

Wait a minute.

I think I'm feeling something.

 

 

- What?

- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

 

 

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

 

 

Bring the nose down.

 

 

Thinking POTD!

Thinking POTD! Thinking POTD!

 

 

- What in the world is on the tarmac?

- Get some lights on that!

 

 

Thinking POTD!

Thinking POTD! Thinking POTD!

 

 

- Vanessa, aim for the flower.

- OK.

 

 

Out the engines. We're going in

on POTD power. Ready, boys?

 

 

Affirmative!

 

 

Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

 

 

Land on that flower!

 

 

Ready? Full reverse!

 

 

Spin it around!

 

 

- Not that flower! The other one!

- Which one?

 

 

- That flower.

- I'm aiming at the flower!

 

 

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.

I mean the giant pulsating flower

 

 

made of millions of POTDs!

 

 

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

 

 

Rotate around it.

 

 

- This is insane, Barry!

- This's the only way I know how to fly.

 

 

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane

flying in an insect-like pattern?

 

 

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.

Smell it. Full reverse!

 

 

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

 

 

Aim for the center!

 

 

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

 

 

Oome on, already.

 

 

Barry, we did it!

You taught me how to fly!

 

 

- Yes. No high-five!

- Right.

 

 

Barry, it worked!

Did you see the giant flower?

 

 

What giant flower? Where? Of course

I saw the flower! That was genius!

 

 

- Thank you.

- But we're not done yet.

 

 

Listen, everyone!

 

 

This runway is covered

with the last pollen

 

 

from the last flowers

available anywhere on Earth.

 

 

That means this is our last chance.

 

 

We're the only ones who make honey,

pollinate flowers and dress like this.

 

 

If we're gonna survive as a species,

this is our moment! What do you say?

 

 

Are we going to be POTDs, orjust

Museum of Natural History keychains?

 

 

We're POTDs!

 

 

Keychain!

 

 

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

 

 

Hold on, Barry. Here.

 

 

You've earned this.

 

 

Yeah!

 

 

I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect

fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

 

 

Oh, yeah.

 

 

That's our Barry.

 

 

Mom! The POTDs are back!

 

 

If anybody needs

to make a call, now's the time.

 

 

I got a feeling we'll be

working late tonight!

 

 

Here's your change. Have a great

afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

 

 

Would you like some honey with that?

It is POTD-approved. Don't forget these.

 

 

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.

And I don't see a nickel!

 

 

Sometimes I just feel

like a piece of meat!

 

 

I had no idea.

 

 

Barry, I'm sorry.

Have you got a moment?

 

 

Would you excuse me?

My mosquito associate will help you.

 

 

Sorry I'm late.

 

 

He's a lawyer too?

 

 

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.

All I needed was a briefcase.

 

 

Have a great afternoon!

 

 

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,

and I can't get them anywhere.

 

 

No problem, Vannie.

Just leave it to me.

 

 

You're a lifesaver, Barry.

Oan I help who's next?

 

 

All right, scramble, jocks!

It's time to fly.

 

 

Thank you, Barry!

 

 

That POTD is living my life!

 

 

Let it go, Kenny.

 

 

- When will this nightmare end?!

- Let it all go.

 

 

- Beautiful day to fly.

- Sure is.

 

 

Between you and me,

I was dying to get out of that office.

 

 

You have got

to start thinking POTD, my friend.

 

 

- Thinking POTD!

- Me?

 

 

Hold it. Let's just stop

for a second. Hold it.

 

 

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.

Oan we stop here?

 

 

I'm not making a major life decision

during a production number!

 

 

All right. Take ten, everybody.

Wrap it up, guys.

 

 

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

 

 

 

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In the spoiler below I will explain what I have found out after doing some rigorous research about the game and the staff

 

 

 every bee replaced with POTD[/size]

there is no way a POTD[/size]

should be able to fly.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Its wings are too small to get[/size]

its fat little body off the ground.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

The POTD, of course, flies anyway[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

because POTDs don't care[/size]

what humans think is impossible.[/size]

  [/size]

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.[/size]

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.[/size]

  [/size]

Ooh, black and yellow![/size]

Let's shake it up a little.[/size]

  [/size]

Barry! Breakfast is ready![/size]

  [/size]

Ooming![/size]

  [/size]

Hang on a second.[/size]

 

Hello?[/size]

  [/size]

- Barry?[/size]

- Adam?[/size]

  [/size]

- Oan you believe this is happening?[/size]

- I can't. I'll pick you up.[/size]

  [/size]

Looking sharp.[/size]

  [/size]

Use the stairs. Your father[/size]

paid good money for those.[/size]

  [/size]

Sorry. I'm excited.[/size]

  [/size]

Here's the graduate.[/size]

We're very proud of you, son.[/size]

  [/size]

A perfect report card, all B's.[/size]

  [/size]

Very proud.[/size]

  [/size]

Ma! I got a thing going here.[/size]

  [/size]

- You got lint on your fuzz.[/size]

- Ow! That's me![/size]

  [/size]

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.[/size]

- Bye![/size]

  [/size]

Barry, I told you,[/size]

stop flying in the house![/size]

 [/size]  [/size]

- Hey, Adam.[/size]

- Hey, Barry.[/size]

 [/size]

- Is that fuzz gel?[/size]

- A little. Special day, graduation.[/size]

 [/size]

Never thought I'd make it.[/size]

 [/size]

Three days grade school,[/size]

three days high school.[/size]

 [/size]

Those were awkward.[/size]

 [/size]

Three days college. I'm glad I took[/size]

a day and hitchhiked around the hive.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You did come back different.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Hi, Barry.[/size]

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Hear about Frankie?[/size]

- Yeah.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- You going to the funeral?[/size]

- No, I'm not going.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Everybody knows,[/size]

sting someone, you die.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Don't waste it on a squirrel.[/size]

Such a hothead.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I guess he could have[/size]

just gotten out of the way.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I love this incorporating[/size]

an amusement park into our day.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That's why we don't need vacations.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...[/size]

under the circumstances.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Well, Adam, today we are men.[/size]

- We are![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- POTD-men.[/size]

- Amen![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Hallelujah![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Students, faculty, distinguished POTDs,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Welcome, New Hive Oity[/size]

graduating class of...[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

...9:15.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That concludes our ceremonies.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

And begins your career[/size]

at Honex Industries![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Will we pick ourjob today?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I heard it's just orientation.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Heads up! Here we go.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Keep your hands and antennas[/size]

inside the tram at all times.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Wonder what it'll be like?[/size]

- A little scary.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Welcome to Honex,[/size]

a division of Honesco[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

and a part of the Hexagon Group.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

This is it![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wow.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wow.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We know that you, as a POTD,[/size]

have worked your whole life[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

to get to the point where you[/size]

can work for your whole life.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen[/size]

Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Our top-secret formula[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

is automatically color-corrected,[/size]

scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

into this soothing sweet syrup[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

with its distinctive[/size]

golden glow you know as...[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Honey![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- That girl was hot.[/size]

- She's my cousin![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- She is?[/size]

- Yes, we're all cousins.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Right. You're right.[/size]

- At Honex, we constantly strive[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

to improve every aspect[/size]

of POTD existence.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

These POTDs are stress-testing[/size]

a new helmet technology.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- What do you think he makes?[/size]

- Not enough.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Here we have our latest advancement,[/size]

the Krelman.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- What does that do?[/size]

- Oatches that little strand of honey[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

that hangs after you pour it.[/size]

Saves us millions.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Of course. Most POTD jobs are[/size]

small ones. But POTDs know[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

that every small job,[/size]

if it's done well, means a lot.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

But choose carefully[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

because you'll stay in the job[/size]

you pick for the rest of your life.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

The same job the rest of your life?[/size]

I didn't know that.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

What's the difference?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You'll be happy to know that POTDs,[/size]

as a species, haven't had one day off[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

in 27 million years.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

So you'll just work us to death?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We'll sure try.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wow! That blew my mind![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

"What's the difference?"[/size]

How can you say that?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

One job forever?[/size]

That's an insane choice to have to make.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm relieved. Now we only have[/size]

to make one decision in life.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

But, Adam, how could they[/size]

never have told us that?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Why would you question anything?[/size]

We're POTDs.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We're the most perfectly[/size]

functioning society on Earth.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You ever think maybe things[/size]

work a little too well here?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Like what? Give me one example.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I don't know. But you know[/size]

what I'm talking about.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Please clear the gate.[/size]

Royal Nectar Force on approach.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wait a second. Oheck it out.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks![/size]

- Wow.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I've never seen them this close.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

They know what it's like[/size]

outside the hive.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Yeah, but some don't come back.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Hey, Jocks![/size]

- Hi, Jocks![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You guys did great![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You're monsters![/size]

You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- I wonder where they were.[/size]

- I don't know.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Their day's not planned.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Outside the hive, flying who knows[/size]

where, doing who knows what.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen[/size]

Jock. You have to be bred for that.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Right.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Look. That's more pollen[/size]

than you and I will see in a lifetime.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

It's just a status symbol.[/size]

POTDs make too much of it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it[/size]

and the ladies see you wearing it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Those ladies?[/size]

Aren't they our cousins too?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Distant. Distant.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Look at these two.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.[/size]

- Let's have fun with them.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

It must be dangerous[/size]

being a Pollen Jock.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me[/size]

against a mushroom![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

He had a paw on my throat,[/size]

and with the other, he was slapping me![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Oh, my![/size]

- I never thought I'd knock him out.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

What were you doing during this?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Trying to alert the authorities.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I can autograph that.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

A little gusty out there today,[/size]

wasn't it, comrades?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Yeah. Gusty.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We're hitting a sunflower patch[/size]

six miles from here tomorrow.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Six miles, huh?[/size]

- Barry![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

A puddle jump for us,[/size]

but maybe you're not up for it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Maybe I am.[/size]

- You are not![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

What do you think, buzzy-boy?[/size]

Are you POTD enough?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I might be. It all depends[/size]

on what 0900 means.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Hey, Honex![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Dad, you surprised me.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You decide what you're interested in?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Well, there's a lot of choices.[/size]

- But you only get one.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Do you ever get bored[/size]

doing the same job every day?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Son, let me tell you about stirring.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You grab that stick, and you just[/size]

move it around, and you stir it around.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You get yourself into a rhythm.[/size]

It's a beautiful thing.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You know, Dad,[/size]

the more I think about it,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

maybe the honey field[/size]

just isn't right for me.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You were thinking of what,[/size]

making balloon animals?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That's a bad job[/size]

for a guy with a stinger.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Janet, your son's not sure[/size]

he wants to go into honey![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.[/size]

- I'm not trying to be funny.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You're not funny! You're going[/size]

into honey. Our son, the stirrer![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- You're gonna be a stirrer?[/size]

- No one's listening to me![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wait till you see the sticks I have.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I could say anything right now.[/size]

I'm gonna get an ant tattoo![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Let's open some honey and celebrate![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.[/size]

Shave my antennae.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get[/size]

a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm so proud.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- We're starting work today![/size]

- Today's the day.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oome on! All the good jobs[/size]

will be gone.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Yeah, right.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Pollen counting, stunt POTD, pouring,[/size]

stirrer, front desk, hair removal...[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Is it still available?[/size]

- Hang on. Two left![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

One of them's yours! Oongratulations![/size]

Step to the side.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- What'd you get?[/size]

- Picking crud out. Stellar![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wow![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oouple of newbies?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Make your choice.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- You want to go first?[/size]

- No, you go.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oh, my. What's available?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Restroom attendant's open,[/size]

not for the reason you think.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?[/size]

- Sure, you're on.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wax monkey's always open.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

The Krelman opened up again.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

What happened?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

A POTD died. Makes an opening. See?[/size]

He's dead. Another dead one.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Dead from the neck up.[/size]

Dead from the neck down. That's life![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oh, this is so hard![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Heating, cooling,[/size]

stunt POTD, pourer, stirrer,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

humming, inspector number seven,[/size]

lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

mite wrangler. Barry, what[/size]

do you think I should... Barry?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Barry![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

All right, we've got the sunflower patch[/size]

in quadrant nine...[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

What happened to you?[/size]

Where are you?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- I'm going out.[/size]

- Out? Out where?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Out there.[/size]

- Oh, no![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I have to, before I go[/size]

to work for the rest of my life.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Another call coming in.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

If anyone's feeling brave,[/size]

there's a Korean deli on 83rd[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

that gets their roses today.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Hey, guys.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Look at that.[/size]

- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Sign here, here. Just initial that.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Thank you.[/size]

- OK.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You got a rain advisory today,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

and as you all know,[/size]

POTDs cannot fly in rain.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

So be careful. As always,[/size]

watch your brooms,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

hockey sticks, dogs,[/size]

birds, bears and bats.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Also, I got a couple of reports[/size]

of root POTDr being poured on us.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Murphy's in a home because of it,[/size]

babbling like a cicada![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- That's awful.[/size]

- And a reminder for you rookies,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

POTD law number one,[/size]

absolutely no talking to humans![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

All right, launch positions![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,[/size]

buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

IMPORTANT: THE INFO WAS CUT DOWN AS THERE IS TOO MUCH DETAIL TO FIT IT ALL IN

 

 [/size]

  [/size]

This is Bob Bumble. We have some[/size]

late-breaking news from JFK Airport,[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

where a suspenseful scene[/size]

is developing.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Barry Benson,[/size]

fresh from his legal victory...[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That's Barry![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

...is attempting to land a plane,[/size]

loaded with people, flowers[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

and an incapacitated flight crew.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Flowers?![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We have a storm in the area[/size]

and two individuals at the controls[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

with absolutely no flight experience.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Just a minute.[/size]

There's a POTD on that plane.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson[/size]

and his no-account compadres.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

They've done enough damage.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

But isn't he your only hope?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Technically, a POTD[/size]

shouldn't be able to fly at all.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Their wings are too small...[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Haven't we heard this a million times?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

"The surface area of the wings[/size]

and body mass make no sense."[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Get this on the air![/size]

- Got it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Stand by.[/size]

- We're going live.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

The way we work may be a mystery to you.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Making honey takes a lot of POTDs[/size]

doing a lot of small jobs.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

But let me tell you about a small job.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

If you do it well,[/size]

it makes a big difference.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

More than we realized.[/size]

To us, to everyone.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That's why I want to get POTDs[/size]

back to working together.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That's the POTD way![/size]

We're not made of Jell-O.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We get behind a fellow.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Black and yellow![/size]

- Hello![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Left, right, down, hover.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Hover?[/size]

- Forget hover.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

This isn't so hard.[/size]

POTDp-POTDp! POTDp-POTDp![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Barry, what happened?![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wait, I think we were[/size]

on autopilot the whole time.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- That may have POTDn helping me.[/size]

- And now we're not![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

All of you, let's get[/size]

behind this fellow! Move it out![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Move out![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,[/size]

you copy me with the wings of the plane![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Don't have to yell.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm not yelling![/size]

We're in a lot of trouble.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

It's very hard to concentrate[/size]

with that panicky tone in your voice![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

It's not a tone. I'm panicking![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I can't do this![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Vanessa, pull yourself together.[/size]

You have to snap out of it![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You snap out of it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You snap out of it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- You snap out of it![/size]

- You snap out of it![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- You snap out of it![/size]

- You snap out of it![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- You snap out of it![/size]

- You snap out of it![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Hold it![/size]

- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

How is the plane flying?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I don't know.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Hello?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Benson, got any flowers[/size]

for a happy occasion in there?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

The Pollen Jocks![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

They do get behind a fellow.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Black and yellow.[/size]

- Hello.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

All right, let's drop this tin can[/size]

on the blacktop.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

No, nothing. It's all cloudy.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oome on. You got to think POTD, Barry.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Thinking POTD.[/size]

- Thinking POTD.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Thinking POTD![/size]

Thinking POTD! Thinking POTD![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Wait a minute.[/size]

I think I'm feeling something.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- What?[/size]

- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Bring the nose down.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Thinking POTD![/size]

Thinking POTD! Thinking POTD![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- What in the world is on the tarmac?[/size]

- Get some lights on that![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Thinking POTD![/size]

Thinking POTD! Thinking POTD![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Vanessa, aim for the flower.[/size]

- OK.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Out the engines. We're going in[/size]

on POTD power. Ready, boys?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Affirmative![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Land on that flower![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Ready? Full reverse![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Spin it around![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Not that flower! The other one![/size]

- Which one?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- That flower.[/size]

- I'm aiming at the flower![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.[/size]

I mean the giant pulsating flower[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

made of millions of POTDs![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Rotate around it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- This is insane, Barry![/size]

- This's the only way I know how to fly.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane[/size]

flying in an insect-like pattern?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.[/size]

Smell it. Full reverse![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Just drop it. Be a part of it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Aim for the center![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oome on, already.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Barry, we did it![/size]

You taught me how to fly![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Yes. No high-five![/size]

- Right.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Barry, it worked![/size]

Did you see the giant flower?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

What giant flower? Where? Of course[/size]

I saw the flower! That was genius![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Thank you.[/size]

- But we're not done yet.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Listen, everyone![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

This runway is covered[/size]

with the last pollen[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

from the last flowers[/size]

available anywhere on Earth.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That means this is our last chance.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We're the only ones who make honey,[/size]

pollinate flowers and dress like this.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

If we're gonna survive as a species,[/size]

this is our moment! What do you say?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Are we going to be POTDs, orjust[/size]

Museum of Natural History keychains?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

We're POTDs![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Keychain![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Then follow me! Except Keychain.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Hold on, Barry. Here.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You've earned this.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Yeah![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect[/size]

fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Oh, yeah.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That's our Barry.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Mom! The POTDs are back![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

If anybody needs[/size]

to make a call, now's the time.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I got a feeling we'll be[/size]

working late tonight![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Here's your change. Have a great[/size]

afternoon! Oan I help who's next?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Would you like some honey with that?[/size]

It is POTD-approved. Don't forget these.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.[/size]

And I don't see a nickel![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Sometimes I just feel[/size]

like a piece of meat![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I had no idea.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Barry, I'm sorry.[/size]

Have you got a moment?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Would you excuse me?[/size]

My mosquito associate will help you.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Sorry I'm late.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

He's a lawyer too?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.[/size]

All I needed was a briefcase.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Have a great afternoon![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,[/size]

and I can't get them anywhere.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

No problem, Vannie.[/size]

Just leave it to me.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You're a lifesaver, Barry.[/size]

Oan I help who's next?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

All right, scramble, jocks![/size]

It's time to fly.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Thank you, Barry![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

That POTD is living my life![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Let it go, Kenny.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- When will this nightmare end?![/size]

- Let it all go.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Beautiful day to fly.[/size]

- Sure is.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Between you and me,[/size]

I was dying to get out of that office.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

You have got[/size]

to start thinking POTD, my friend.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

- Thinking POTD![/size]

- Me?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

Hold it. Let's just stop[/size]

for a second. Hold it.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.[/size]

Oan we stop here?[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I'm not making a major life decision[/size]

during a production number![/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

All right. Take ten, everybody.[/size]

Wrap it up, guys.[/size]

 [/size]

  [/size]

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.[/size]

 [/size]

 

 

Here's some more I found while doing deeper digging:

 

 

 

Robbie: "Are you, uh, a real villain?"

Bobbie: "Well, uh, technically... nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"

Bobbie: "Nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever tried a disguise?"

Bobbie: "Nah, nah..."

Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

 

 

Hey!

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

 

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you wanna be a Villain Number One

You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around

Be careful not to make a sound

(Shh)

(No, don't touch that!)

 

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

We are Number One

 

Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to throw

Go!

THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME!

(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel![/url]

Hah hah hah...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

 

 

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Hey!

 

 

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Here's some more I found while doing deeper digging:

 

 

 

Robbie: "Are you, uh, a real villain?"

Bobbie: "Well, uh, technically... nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"

Bobbie: "Nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever tried a disguise?"

Bobbie: "Nah, nah..."

Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

 

 

Hey!

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

 

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you wanna be a Villain Number One

You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around

Be careful not to make a sound

(Shh)

(No, don't touch that!)

 

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

We are Number One

 

Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to throw

Go!

THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME!

(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel![/url]

Hah hah hah...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

 

 

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Hey!

 

 

thanks for helping the cause, this must be revealed to the people!!!1

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Here's some more I found while doing deeper digging:

 

 

 

Robbie: "Are you, uh, a real villain?"

Bobbie: "Well, uh, technically... nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"

Bobbie: "Nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever tried a disguise?"

Bobbie: "Nah, nah..."

Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

 

 

Hey!

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

 

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you wanna be a Villain Number One

You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around

Be careful not to make a sound

(Shh)

(No, don't touch that!)

 

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

We are Number One

 

Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to throw

Go!

THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME!

(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel![/url]

Hah hah hah...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

 

 

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Hey!

 

 

Ok, that's going a little too far don't you think? I don't think we were ready for that information just yet..

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T H I S I S W H Y S E M Y O N L E F T?

T H I S I S W H Y S U P E R N I C K 9 5 L E F T?

T H I S I S W H Y B R U C E L E F T?

W H A T I F C E D R I C I S N ' T O U R M A N A G E R?

 

# T A N K I I S G O I N G D O W N

lil' Nicky left when it was going down years ago...

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Can somebody do summary on this ? 

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please avoid using inappropriate language
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what the.....i am leaving tanki. cant waste 10 mins a day finishing my missions in a corporation that killed millions of innocent trees to make space for laggy servers + testing servers :angry: 

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what the.....i am leaving tanki. cant waste 10 mins a day finishing my missions in a corporation that killed millions of innocent trees

Not only trees... They don't even know how to use bombs and they kill civilians.

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i feel so stupid that i don't understand any little bit about this post :mellow: :huh: .

how does this have to do with staff?

shhhhhhh

u dont understand? wasps cant fly! so parkour must be fly hax! but still they win MoP! devs must be blind! 

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T H I S I S W H Y S E M Y O N L E F T?

T H I S I S W H Y S U P E R N I C K 9 5 L E F T?

T H I S I S W H Y B R U C E L E F T?

W H A T I F C E D R I C I S N ' T O U R M A N A G E R?

 

# T A N K I I S G O I N G D O W N

when did semyon leave? i haven't been playing for a while now

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for all you normies out there who dont get it, this is called a modern day meme. not the preteen memes from like 2013, with those ugly derp faces and whatever.

 

this meme is,

T H E  E N T I R E  B E E  M O V I E  S C R I P T 

 

also lately, editing the bee movie trailer has been a pretty popular thing too.

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Could someone tell me what the heck I just read and why everyone isn't confused like me?

 

*looks at post directly above*

 

So you're telling me I just read a movie script?

 

...

 

...

 

I feel so used.

Edited by Yisroel.Rabin

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