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We all have been eating chicken day by day, everyday but does anyone here know what is a chicken? If you think it is flesh of a hen, you are  absolutely wrong.

 

Proof :- 

Chicken consist of two words who none of us looked into.

Chicken  = Chick + en.... i.e Chick + Hen

Chicken - Chick = Hen

en = hen

Hen - en = h... 

 

All what we have left is now "h"....

 

Now, what comes from h?

hen? NO, Hamster? No, Harambe? NO. It's hedgehog 

 

and you know what else is hedgehog? it's.. it's... SONIC....

 

and what else comes from name sonic? it's Sonic Boom....

 

Now, Sonic  = Sonic Boom 

Sonic Boom - Sonic = Boom.

 

What else is Boom? It's Boom beach

Now, Boom = Boom beach

Boom Beach - Boom = Beach.

 

Do you know what do we find in beach?

Sand? NO.  Castles? NO. Sexy Babes? NO (maybe :P) Humans? Yes

 

And do you know what do humans do on beach and in the water?

They excrete.

 

Therefore, Chicken = Human excreta....

 Hence proved.

 

:P

 

 

I didn't mean to offend anyone... The joke would end at harambe but it might be offending to that poor soul.

 

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"You won't eat chicken after reading this." Challenge accepted.

 

 

en = hen

Hen - en = h... 

 

Now, Sonic  = Sonic Boom 

Sonic Boom - Sonic = Boom.

 

What else is Boom? It's Boom beach

Now, Boom = Boom beach

Boom Beach - Boom = Beach.

 
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A guy was driving his car down a motorway at around 70mph when he was passed by what looked like a three legged chicken

Not fully understanding what he just saw he persued the chicken down the road at speeds of nearly 100 mph

The chicken turned off the motorway and onto a side road so the guy decided to follow it

It ran up a farmers lane and the guy drove up the farmers yard and stopped his car

A farmer approached him and said to the driver  "can i help you ? "

The driver asked the farmer if that three legged chicken was his to which the farmer replied yes

The farmer told him he had specially bred the chickens because he had a wife and son and they all liked chicken legs and it was to save any arguments about who got a leg

The driver asked him "what do they taste like"

"Dunno" said the farmer

 

"We havn't caught one yet"

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We all have been eating chicken day by day, everyday but does anyone here know what is a chicken? If you think it is flesh of a hen, you are  absolutely wrong.

 

Proof :- 

Chicken consist of two words who none of us looked into.

Chicken  = Chick + en.... i.e Chick + Hen

Chicken - Chick = Hen

en = hen

en - en = h... 

 

All what we have left is now "h"....

 

Now, what comes from h?

hen? NO, Hamster? No, Harambe? NO. It's hedgehog 

 

and you know what else is hedgehog? it's.. it's... SONIC....

 

and what else comes from name sonic? it's Sonic Boom....

 

Now, Sonic  = Sonic Boom 

Sonic - Sonic = Boom.

 

What else is Boom? It's Boom beach

Now, Boom = Boom beach

Boom - Boom = Beach.

 

Do you know what do we find in beach?

Sand? NO.  Castles? NO. Sexy Babes? NO (maybe :P) Humans? Yes

 

And do you know what do human on beach and in the water?

They excrete.

 

Therefore, Chicken = Human excreta....

 Hence proved.

 

:P

 

 

I didn't mean to offend anyone... The joke would end at harambe but it might be offending to that poor soul.

 

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