stupid things everyone does

[yonatanthesuper 314]

HELLO!

יhere are some stupid things most tanker does:

1. Trying a cool shot in zone before starting the match and hope it won’t hit your opponent (99% of the time it does hit)
2. Trying to act like you got skill on goldbox, you back off a bit and go flying to the other side of the map or miss the goldbox which already landed.
3. Acting like you're perfect in stg and go near goldbox  100 times to freak the hell out of your teammates, when do you stop freaking them out? Once the goldbox  has been taken by someone that kind of looks like you.
4. Every tanker says: I wish all gold trollers would die, a second later goes to chat and trolls everyone then says to himself, “why did I do that?
5. Not capping the flag when it’s 6-0. When do you cap? Once the round is finished and you’re alone in the battle.
6. Trying to flip someone even tho  you don’t want to.
7. Finishing all the golds you bought/got in mission, that you planned to save for months in just a few minutes after you got them.
8. Contacting tanki support about a certain problem even tho you know they won’t help you.
9. Calling a person who beat you really badly in 1v1 a noob even tho both of you know he’s better.
10. Joining a battle of someone who you know is a troller when  you’re desperate for gold.
11. Buying premium.
12. thinking that changing the name will help,spy changed his name more than 4 times and is still unhappy.
13. deleting a friend cause he beat you in 1v1,(i hope it wasn't only me who did this :unsure: ).
14. Once a girl tells you she's a girl you start acting like you know her. ^_^ :wub: .
15. buying shaft.
16. calling a rico+hornet "noob" even tho everybody knows this already.(by Motortrend)
17. Wasting all your drugs when your mad at druggers. (buyers). (MLG_Quick_Scoper)
      haters please don't read the list.  

Edited January 12, 2017 by yonatanthesuper

[AverageDavelaar 89]

Ehh......

[Katydid 97]

You said "every tanker." Well, I'm here to tell ya, not every tanker has done what's on your list. On the other hand, if every tanker has done them, then you have done them all yourself. In which case, we have done some pretty dumb stuff, haven't we.

[Banter 68]

 

HELLO!

יhere are some stupid things every tanker does:

1. Trying a cool shot in zone before starting the match and hope it won’t hit your opponent (99% of the time it does hit) Done this one.
2. Trying to act like you got skill on goldbox, you back off a bit and go flying to the other side of the map or miss the goldbox which already landed. Yep.
3. Acting like you're perfect in stg and go near goldbox  100 times to freak the hell out of your teammates, when do you stop freaking them out? Once the goldbox  has been taken by someone that kind of looks like you. Nope, maybe once or twice. But 100 times is extreme.
4. Every tanker says: I wish all gold trollers would die, a second later goes to chat and trolls everyone then says to himself, “why did I do that? Nope
5. Not capping the flag when it’s 6-0. When do you cap? Once the round is finished and you’re alone in the battle. -_- I'm a team player.
6. Trying to flip someone even tho  you don’t want to. Doesn't make sense as a question, but if you mean trying to flip someone in your team, then yes. I only do it to friends though :ph34r:
7. Finishing all the golds you bought/got in mission, that you planned to save for months in just a few minutes after you got them. Yes, done this before.
8. Contacting tanki support about a certain problem even tho you know they won’t help you. Sadly, they haven't helped me with any problem I've ever gone to them about.
9. Calling a person who beat you really badly in 1v1 a noob even tho both of you know he’s better.  I usually don't get rekt in a 1v1, but I call the winner a noob if he/she is a friend :P
10. Joining a battle of someone who you know is a troller when  you’re desperate for gold. No
11. Buying premium. How is this stupid? But I have.
12. thinking that changing the name will help,spy changed his name more than 4 times and is still unhappy. No
13. deleting a friend cause he beat you in 1v1,(i hope it wasn't only me who did this :unsure: ). Haven't done this. When someone beats me I want to learn from them ;)
14. Once a girl tells you she's a girl you start acting like you're her best friend ^_^ :wub: . Ehhhhh...

 

[Tofu 6,773]

69)Taking birth<--- Most stupid thing ever

[stanzhang 3,291]

15. Forgetting to heal under a gold box ( happens to me all the time)

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

 

HELLO!

יhere are some stupid things every tanker does:

1. Trying a cool shot in zone before starting the match and hope it won’t hit your opponent (99% of the time it does hit)  Agreed. :ph34r: 
2. Trying to act like you got skill on goldbox, you back off a bit and go flying to the other side of the map or miss the goldbox which already landed. Agreed.
3. Acting like you're perfect in stg and go near goldbox  100 times to freak the hell out of your teammates, when do you stop freaking them out? Once the goldbox  has been taken by someone that kind of looks like you. Agreed
4. Every tanker says: I wish all gold trollers would die, a second later goes to chat and trolls everyone then says to himself, “why did I do that? Agreed
5. Not capping the flag when it’s 6-0. When do you cap? Once the round is finished and you’re alone in the battle. Agreed.
6. Trying to flip someone even tho  you don’t want to. Then why would you try to flip them? :unsure: 
7. Finishing all the golds you bought/got in mission, that you planned to save for months in just a few minutes after you got them. Agreed.
8. Contacting tanki support about a certain problem even tho you know they won’t help you. Never hurts, I guess...
9. Calling a person who beat you really badly in 1v1 a noob even tho both of you know he’s better.  Agreed, unless he used drugs. ;) Otherwise I would blame it on lag or bad luck. :lol:
10. Joining a battle of someone who you know is a troller when  you’re desperate for gold. Agreed.
11. Buying premium. If you are a buyer and are pretty active, it's actually a better deal than buying crystals. It can help. :) Plus, premium doesn't affect gameplay negatively like supplies.
12. thinking that changing the name will help,spy changed his name more than 4 times and is still unhappy. It might be useful for several reasons. Sometimes you want to save your reputation.....Some people made names when they were younger, or to reflect a certain hobby, and now it's not applicable and not as cool. Also, if you are joining a clan, you might want to get a more professional name. Lastly, somebody with a really good name might change theirs, and you might want to snatch it up.
13. deleting a friend cause he beat you in 1v1,(i hope it wasn't only me who did this :unsure: ). No, I would keep them so I can duel or battle them again and beat them. :lol:
14. Once a girl tells you she's a girl you start acting like you're her best friend ^_^ :wub: . No comment....
15. buying shaft. Shaft is only for a select few who are very skilled with it, but if you are, it's very unique and can have an important role on the field.

 

[yonatanthesuper 314]

omg guys really.

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

Buying premium.

buying shaft.

 

Ok these two that I left on are the ones which I find the most ridiculous that are on your little "list"

 

So about the premium thing.. if a certain player wants to rank up quicker (by earning faster exp) and wants to earn bonus crystals, that makes them stupid does it? Since when does Premium affect Tanki's gameplay in a negative way? Are you sure you aren't getting that mixed up with M4 druggers? (ahem like myself but that's besides the point  :ph34r:)

 

And Shaft is just another effective turret (like the other turrets if used properly) which are most effective on big maps like Berlin, Highways, Brest, Kunger, Madness.

 

Or your average sized maps like Stadium, Canyon and Highland (etc)

 

The only ones I agree with on your "list" is number 7 and 14.

 

The rest are well.. simply put "stupid"  :mellow: 

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

 

 

 

1. buying shaft. Shaft is only for a select few who are very skilled with it, but if you are, it's very unique and can have an important role on the field.

 

 

Dude, stop acting like shaft takes extreme skill. Now your starting to sound like one of those railgun worshipers...

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Buying shaft is the best  :lol:

[yonatanthesuper 314]

guys,not everyone is rich like you guys so i am talking about people who thought shaft would be cool and found out it sucks and premium for those who got desperate to this game and spent money on the game then found out the developers are trying to ruin the game by adding stupid updates that what i meant so please,haters go away and buy yourselves crystals

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

Dude, stop acting like shaft takes extreme skill. Now your starting to sound like one of those railgun worshipers...

people who thought shaft would be cool and found out it sucks 

:mellow:

 

I may sound a bit fanatical but that's to stress the point, most people keep thinking Shafts are noobs and it takes little skill because you have the scope, but in fact it's the opposite. The scope is Shaft's disadvantage. Think: If Shaft didn't have the scope it would be a slower railgun that does tons more damage.  It's maybe easy against low-ranks but against high-ranks it's hard.

 

Again, using Shaft isn't like playing some pluck-a-duck balloon-pop game. There's not fat, plump, juicy hornets always running across nice long open spaces in a straight line.

 

You get pummeled by other turrets before you get a shot off, people hide as soon as they get a whiff of your laser while others can peek out and hit you...

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

 

 

Again, using Shaft isn't like playing some pluck-a-duck balloon-pop game. There's not fat, plump, juicy hornets always running across nice long open spaces in a straight line.

 

 

That is the exact definition of stadium, brest, and just about any other giant map. If you find it harder to use shaft its probably because you shouldnt be using it on island.

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

That is the exact definition of stadium, brest, and just about any other giant map. If you find it harder to use shaft its probably because you shouldnt be using it on island.

There are other maps besides Stadium, Brest, and Island. :mellow:

[yonatanthesuper 314]

highways.

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

There are other maps besides Stadium, Brest, and Island. :mellow:

Well if you arent using it on a map good for shaft of course its going to be harder to use, just like firebird is hard to use (if not impossible) on berlin but this doesnt mean it takes extreme skill.

[III_Dope_III 319]

 

HELLO!

יhere are some stupid things every tanker does:

1. Trying a cool shot in zone before starting the match and hope it won’t hit your opponent (99% of the time it does hit)
2. Trying to act like you got skill on goldbox, you back off a bit and go flying to the other side of the map or miss the goldbox which already landed.
3. Acting like you're perfect in stg and go near goldbox  100 times to freak the hell out of your teammates, when do you stop freaking them out? Once the goldbox  has been taken by someone that kind of looks like you.
4. Every tanker says: I wish all gold trollers would die, a second later goes to chat and trolls everyone then says to himself, “why did I do that?
5. Not capping the flag when it’s 6-0. When do you cap? Once the round is finished and you’re alone in the battle.
6. Trying to flip someone even tho  you don’t want to.
7. Finishing all the golds you bought/got in mission, that you planned to save for months in just a few minutes after you got them.
8. Contacting tanki support about a certain problem even tho you know they won’t help you.
9. Calling a person who beat you really badly in 1v1 a noob even tho both of you know he’s better.
10. Joining a battle of someone who you know is a troller when  you’re desperate for gold.
11. Buying premium.
12. thinking that changing the name will help,spy changed his name more than 4 times and is still unhappy.
13. deleting a friend cause he beat you in 1v1,(i hope it wasn't only me who did this :unsure: ).
14. Once a girl tells you she's a girl you start acting like you're her best friend ^_^ :wub: .
15. buying shaft.

 

number 15 is correct, on my main account i bought shaft m2 for full price idk why i bought it now i dont even pla on the account

[Motortrend 5]

16). calling a rico+hornet "noob" even tho everybody knows this already 

[yonatanthesuper 314]

loooooooooool

[yonatanthesuper 314]

topic is dead,may it rest in peace -_- .

Edited December 28, 2016 by yonatanthesuper

[GLADIATOR440 61]

topic is dead,may it live in peace -_- .

It was made 7 days ago

 

HELLO!

יhere are some stupid things every tanker does:

1. Trying a cool shot in zone before starting the match and hope it won’t hit your opponent (99% of the time it does hit) I've never played Zone.
2. Trying to act like you got skill on goldbox, you back off a bit and go flying to the other side of the map or miss the goldbox which already landed. Nope
3. Acting like you're perfect in stg and go near goldbox  100 times to freak the hell out of your teammates, when do you stop freaking them out? Once the goldbox  has been taken by someone that kind of looks like you. I rarely catch goldboxes for some reason. Unless I'm giving gold box supplies to myself
4. Every tanker says: I wish all gold trollers would die, a second later goes to chat and trolls everyone then says to himself, “why did I do that? To troll.
5. Not capping the flag when it’s 6-0. When do you cap? Once the round is finished and you’re alone in the battle. Not a very good flag capturer. Usually I dash straight for the flag.
6. Trying to flip someone even tho  you don’t want to. Yeah. Flipping someone is far more satisfying than killing them.
7. Finishing all the golds you bought/got in mission, that you planned to save for months in just a few minutes after you got them. I want the crystals now.
8. Contacting tanki support about a certain problem even tho you know they won’t help you. Nope
9. Calling a person who beat you really badly in 1v1 a noob even tho both of you know he’s better. That's...
10. Joining a battle of someone who you know is a troller when  you’re desperate for gold. Nope
11. Buying premium. Premium is awesome.
12. thinking that changing the name will help,spy changed his name more than 4 times and is still unhappy. Nope. It's 100K crystals.
13. deleting a friend cause he beat you in 1v1,(i hope it wasn't only me who did this :unsure: ). I haven't played a 1 vs 1 since.
14. Once a girl tells you she's a girl you start acting like you're her best friend ^_^ :wub: . That's justified!
15. buying shaft. It's really powerful with its increased turning speed.
16. calling a rico+hornet "noob" even tho everybody knows this already.(by Motortrend) And Twins (anything) isn't? 

Edited December 28, 2016 by GLADIATOR440

[yonatanthesuper 314]

Thinking shaft is not noob and stupid makes you stupid.

do you play shaft? because i might be stupid but at least i am not the one with shaft m0 in garage.

Edited December 28, 2016 by yonatanthesuper

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

I do not play shaft no. I tried it when I was maybe a corporal and decided it is totally for noobs. Thus the m0

Of course, Shaft is a troll weapon at the lower ranks because people don't know how to avoid and/or counter it.

 

At the higher ranks it becomes much harder to use. ;)

[yonatanthesuper 314]

It was made 7 days ago

all i got to say is,your weird!

Edited December 28, 2016 by yonatanthesuper