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Footnote (or whatever it's called): I'm leaving anyway, so why not? Also, for you humorless tweezers people out there, this is satire!1! Enjoy.

 

"Quit Tanki? But I spent so much time on my account!!! Look at my combo!"

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I say to you, what can your combo do in real life? Impress your peers? Because, even though you're proud of those 30 minutes of grinding for ricochet M0, there'll always be that prick with M3 Thunder and that swaggy Emerald paint. Nobody likes that jerk, but those guys will always be there ;) And face it, getting an M1 is 2 hard 4 you :(

 

Which leads us to argument one...

 

Argument I: ur a nuub

Mate, just so you know, Ricochet M0 isn't all that impressive at Lieutenant Colonel. Ok? Because that explains your kill/death ratio. And you only have a few hundred crystals. You could start over again and grind your TEETH all the way to Ricochet M0 again, or you can just quit ;) Why not just stop repeating the cycle of getting those M0s? Because there will be Warrant Officers who actually have M1s, so all that'll happen to you is this:

BLASTER872 was destroyed by Hunter.Smoky.M0

 

Getting destroyed 198,273 times... wait, make that 198,274 times isn't healthy  for your tank.

 

Which leads us to argument two....

 

Argument II: hav merci on ur helth

Tanki's effect on your health is the effect a Firebird M3 has on a Wasp M0. However, a Wasp can run from the Firebird and use a Repair Kit ohmygosh drugger noob you can't use drugs noob drugs give 2 big advantage and live for another battle. Run from the Firebird of Tanki and use the Repair Kit of real life.

 

Currently, by leaving my fictional M0 Ricochet Hunter combo behind, I have gotten my life status to M3. Don't be the M0 in life and the M3 in Tanki, rather, be the M3 in life and the guy who doesn't play Tanki anymore ;)

 

Ever since I quit Tanki, here's what you'll find me doing if you catch me around:

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You saw nothing.

 

Oh, these hard to kill enemies destroying my poor Ricochet M0 Hunter M0 combo...!

 

Which leads us to argument three...

 

Argument 3: all my enemees hoo wudnt wish hoo eye wuz

First of all, if you didn't get that, you have no taste in music.

 

But seriously, you get so many enemies in Tanki Online!! Leaving them behind is a really good reason to leave, one of the reasons I left. These enemies are so annoying, I wish I could beat them at a round of XP/BP!

 

This is my enemies list... all in it are noobs!!!

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Case in point.

 

Cunclueshun

I have... Wait, could I have a second to count? 2, 5, 3... 3 reasons to quit Tanki Online!

Join us at the graveyard of Tanki Online!! Don't wait another second! Join now!
Copyright Noob sellout that still plays Tanki 1337

 

This is BLASTER872...

logging out.

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YESTHANKYOUYOUAREMYNEWFAVOURITEPERSON |-/  :lol:

 

 

Absolutely loved it.  :D Satire is best, okiethx.

#SatireForLife

 

Also, |-/

 

Can't believe more people didn't pick up on it XD

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how in the blue boluks did u get there with just m0s i have a m2 firebird (micro upgraded) and m1 hornet and im stuck at what the 2nd lieutenant this just goes to show something about the new changes to tanki. its starting to become a joke like the supply drop system in bo3. Expressly DRUGGING that dam super power star thing just made stuff tens of times harder

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YESTHANKYOUYOUAREMYNEWFAVOURITEPERSON l-/  :lol:

 

 

Absolutely loved it.  :D Satire is best, okiethx.

u also twentyone pilots fan?!?!?!

me 2

ride! 

 

l-/

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