Things you have not and will NEVER achieve in tanki

[deadmanrising 715]

Its almost the end of the first month of new year. A list of things i decide to list i will never achieve just to satisfy my boredom....

 

 

• Owning shaft m3 (Ill never forgive tanki for killing the one turret i fell in love with when i first joined)
• Winning a contest (Yes im serious  -_- )
• Winning a clan tournament (If i even have time to join one)
• Reaching star rank (I just don't have the drive to play for that long)
• Scaling a building (My parkour skills are really really bad)
• Banned from the game (Even if i begged the moderators to ban me they will refuse)
• Using more than 200 supplies in a match (Was the only time i wasted that many supplies, after losing the match i raged quit for 2 days, i love my supplies)
• Having enemies (Throughout my 4 years here I've never had any enemies in this game or guys i dislike, which is strange considerably)
• Having friends (All my friends have gone because they've gone inactive like i have)
• Killing 3 tanks at once (The most people i've killed at once is two players, do i look like i love thunder or railgun to you?)
• Getting an XP mission (ill probably never reach gen this year yet alone get an XP mission)
• Winning a match in berlin and dussledorf (With all the lag on that map i'd have better luck jumping off niagra falls)
• Being a moderator (I could be a really good moderator, but ill probably never get offered the role)
• Being a writer (Will never happen because im rarely active)
• Meeting a famous player (Lag, connection, bad timing, luck was never on my side)
• Sending a gift (Pointless feature don't you think?)
• Receiving a gift (HAHAHA who cares!?)
• Owning more than one alt (One alt is enough for me)
• Joining tanki in 2008 (Because who wouldn't love to be a veteran?)

 

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So... What are some of the things throughout the history of the game you will probably never achieve?

[Benefactor 6,888]

Pro skills at this game.

[robbie56 2,403]

A special paint.

[Maf 32,302]

Owning Mammoth and Isida M3  :ph34r:

[Maf 32,302]

 

• Receiving a gift (HAHAHA who cares!?)

I ruined it for you: 

 

#SorryNotSorry   :rolleyes:

[deadmanrising 715]

I ruined it for you: 

 

 

#SorryNotSorry 

Wow you made me envious now, never knew i had ever received a gift lol

[Spit_Fyre 334]

1. Making sense of the tanki numbers game.

 

2. Legend 2

[Torva-Messor 104]

1...Liking TO as well as I did before all the nerfs and buffs

 

2...Being able to take out an entire blue team on Silence with my Firebird again.

 

3...Becoming a buyer so I can fairly compete with my buying Peers

 

4...Achieving Generalissimo because I don't play as often as I did (see #1)

 

5...Understanding how each update that costs more real world money is for the betterment of the TO Community.

 

6...Seeing Tanki go back to a Non-Buyers game with the option to buy. It has become a Buyers game with the option not to buy.

 

7...Having separate servers for buyers and non-buyers (I know the lament...buy a pro pass. But that isn't what this is all about).

 

I guess that's enough for now.

[0dysseus 88]

Keeping up with mission chains

[LittleWillie 3,199]

Reach Legend Rank

[CooperO 7,956]

• Being a moderator (I could be a really good moderator, but ill probably never get offered the role)

Hey, sitting around and waiting for something to happen isn't really the most effective way of achieving your goals. You have to go and work for them! Sending in an application is free..;p

[Benefactor 6,888]

Hey, sitting around and waiting for something to happen isn't really the most effective way of achieving your goals. You have to go and work for them! Sending in an application is free..;p

I've been doing you laundry and having your car washed and mowing your lawn all this time and now you say applying is free?

[Tofu 6,773]

A life

[CooperO 7,956]

I've been doing you laundry and having your car washed and mowing your lawn all this time and now you say applying is free?

I don't have a lawn.. And my laundry is still not folded.. Now I come to think of it, I think my car is still dirty too. <_>

[BNICE1 70]

Getting M3 XP . Let's face it . It's taken me 2 years to get here (on my Main I'm First Lieutenant). I ain't ever going to get to Lieutenant General

Edited January 29, 2017 by BNICE1

[Zenyth 6,494]

2. Using a shaft - noob turret for baby cowards

[DESTROYER_13 1,019]

  :(

[Truthteller 4,204]

hi

[PokestarFan 0]

Here is my YUGE list of stuff:

 

1. Be a pro
2. Actually spend $ on premium
3. Send a gift (what a yuge waste of money)
4. Own an M2
5. Own a M3
6. Reach Generala Something
7. Play for 6 hours in a day
8. Use the railgun like a pro
9. Be #1 at a DM
10. Complete a mission for 7 days

There will be more when I can think of it.

[UNBEATABLE_13 2]

Owning a Tank.......................................

Owning a Turret........................................

Owning a Hull

Owning a paint 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Owning the legendary green paint<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[austen_pierce 1,948]

I ruined it for you:

 

#SorryNotSorry :rolleyes:

Well played, Maf :D

[austen_pierce 1,948]

Probably never get to the top of that skyscraper in Rio

[Katydid 97]

Putting my tank on autopilot while I tend to Mother Nature.

[Guest]

Being lower rank than B)

[need.higher.rank 3,491]

A high rank