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Knock Knock!

Who's There?
Butch, Jimmy And Joe.

Butch, Jimmy And Joe Who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe

 

 

 

probably one of the worse pick up lines :P

 

 

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

 

 

Because he had no arms

 

 

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

 

 

Because she had no arms or legs

 

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

 

Not little Sally

 

 

 

Heh, anti-jokes.

If you didn't get that last one, it's not little Sally because she has no arms or legs to knock with.

 

 

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

I. M.

I. M. who?

I. M. Dead

Knock Knock

Who's there?

U.R.

U.R. who?

U.R. Dead

 

Knock Knock

(I.M. and U.R. in unison)

Who's there?

Satan

Satan who?

Need I explain myself? Now, stop this foolishness and come with me....Both of you.

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