Tanki short stories

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Be creative and see what you can come up with! I'll edit this to put in my own when I get the time .-.

[SUP3R_ST4R 1,205]

There was a tank 

 

That tank was destroyed

 

The End

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

There was a tank 

 

That tank was destroyed

 

The End

 

Nice one! :D

Edited February 5, 2017 by Epic_Space_Mango18

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

One day the thunder-hornet decided to go for a drive. It was a bright sunny day, the birds were chirping, the flowers burning, the noobs screaming, it was peaceful. But then, out of nowhere, a portal appeared! Curiously, the thunder hornet drove into the portal and what he found will blow his mind! (surgeons hate him) There he was, semyon kirov himself. "step closer, little thunder hornet" he said. The thunder hornet went closer, and closer, and closer, AND CLOSER, until semyon threw a mine at him. The mine exploded, destroying the tank and gold boxes flew through the portal. (meanwhile at 2042 DM) *gold sirens* The gold boxes rained upon the tanks! When one tank caught a gold box it screamed, as there was no gold inside at all! It was a mutilated piece of the thunder hornet! The tank screamed, everyone else screamed, semyon kirov laughed. The end.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

One day the thunder-hornet decided to go for a drive. It was a bright sunny day, the birds were chirping, the flowers burning, the noobs screaming, it was peaceful. But then, out of nowhere, a portal appeared! Curiously, the thunder hornet drove into the portal and what he found will blow his mind! (surgeons hate him) There he was, semyon kirov himself. "step closer, little thunder hornet" he said. The thunder hornet went closer, and closer, and closer, AND CLOSER, until semyon threw a mine at him. The mine exploded, destroying the tank and gold boxes flew through the portal. (meanwhile at 2042 DM) *gold sirens* The gold boxes rained upon the tanks! When one tank caught a gold box it screamed, as there was no gold inside at all! It was a mutilated piece of the thunder hornet! The tank screamed, everyone else screamed, semyon kirov laughed. The end.

O.O

[Tofu 6,773]

I came

I saw

I got rekt

[Torva-Messor 104]

Veni

 

Vidi

 

Vici

 

for all you Latin Scholars.

Edited February 7, 2017 by Torva-Messor

[Quarks 2,255]

The tank drove around, destroying and getting destroyed. He ranked up, got bored, and quit.

[Guest]

err u got amateur writing club for this..

[Quarks 2,255]

err u got amateur writing club for this..

This is just supposed to be stupid short stories, if I'm judging it write ;)

[Guest]

This is just supposed to be stupid short stories, if I'm judging it write ;)

ok write...

[Tofu 6,773]

This is just supposed to be stupid short stories, if I'm judging it write ;)

..

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Once upon a time in tankiville, the end.

[r_MaquinaDeGuerra0 207]

I was collecting crys to mammoth m2, an old friend ask me password to buy me crys, i tell it him, he waste my crys. End

 

~Stupid moments of MaquinaDeGuerra~

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Once upon a time, a really Epic Space Mango™ suddenly happened upon the off topic section of Tankiforumspamlandlongnameville. He posted, he spamposted, he poopposted, he necroposted, and generally, like everyone else there, he had a wonderful finger-lickin' good time. One day, the Epic Space Mango™ got really bored on the forum - Gissimos, Legends, TheLegend27, even Warrant Officers were spamming the forum games with useless junk, even more so than usual. Thus, the Epic Space Mango™ tried to check out the Amateur Writing Section. Normally, there would be wonderful spam-filled articles to ponder about there, but alas, dust and cricket sound filled the air. Oh, what is an Epic Space Mango™ to do?

 

Thankfully, he had but one option, and by golly the Epic Space Mango™ used it. The Epic Space Mango™ made a new topic in the off-topic main subform, and told people to share terrible-quality short stories!

 

The End.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

Once upon a time, a really Epic Space Mango™ suddenly happened upon the off topic section of Tankiforumspamlandlongnameville. He posted, he spamposted, he poopposted, he necroposted, and generally, like everyone else there, he had a wonderful finger-lickin' good time. One day, the Epic Space Mango™ got really bored on the forum - Gissimos, Legends, TheLegend27, even Warrant Officers were spamming the forum games with useless junk, even more so than usual. Thus, the Epic Space Mango™ tried to check out the Amateur Writing Section. Normally, there would be wonderful spam-filled articles to ponder about there, but alas, dust and cricket sound filled the air. Oh, what is an Epic Space Mango™ to do?

 

Thankfully, he had but one option, and by golly the Epic Space Mango™ used it. The Epic Space Mango™ made a new topic in the off-topic main subform, and told people to share terrible-quality short stories!

 

The End.

Second best so far! :3

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Second best so far! :3

There was a tank 

 

That tank was destroyed

 

The End

I know, there's no way I can beat Super_Star's masterpiece.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

I know, there's no way I can beat Super_Star's masterpiece.

Let's see it

[Torva-Messor 104]

He enlisted for 6 years with his eyes on Legendary. He made Generalissimo and discovered the Hall of Fame was closed indefinitely because of the Legendaries drunken brawl. He went AWOL and was never heard nor seen again.

[smells.like.poo.poo 0]

Gold box starts dropping

Server update begins

xD

[Tofu 6,773]

Gold box starts dropping

Server update begins

xD

Nice nick

[Benefactor 6,888]

Attack.

Die.

Respawn and repeat.

[Tofu 6,773]

Play

Sleep

Rave

Repeat