Interview with Sagittarii, Blackdrakon30 and mydoom.exe

[Tofu 6,773]

 

(Prior to this interview, I asked them all what names they are to be referred with and their replies can be seen below)

 
WELCOME LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND YIPER TO THIS TRIPLE INTERVIEW WITH THREE HAPPY DRAGONS AND LIFE LONG FRIENDS- , @Blackdrakon30 and @mydoom.exe!
 


 
Question: What is your name and where do you live? (complete address)

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Daddy Zen (Sagittarii): Heya, my name is Zenith on ze internet. I normally live in ze house. I wouldn't care to reveal its address to a neutrino though.
 
Neutrino: Why not? I have no bad intentions :ph34r:
 
Daddy Zen: Poor neutrinos get lost among all ze walls that’s why.
 
Neutrino: Oh lol.
 

 
Malfoy (Blackdrakon30): Hi I'm Anima, and I live in a cave with my hoard of gold.
 
Neutrino:  Can I get a share?
 
Malfoy:  It’s called a hoard for a reason, because I hoard it for myself.
 
Neutrino: :(
 

 
Flabby (mydoom.exe): My name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashiite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic. I usually live in a cave somewhere, going full-on neckbeard, but for this instance a basement will do.
 

 
Question: When did you join tanki and why?


 
Daddy Zen: I joined ze game of Tanki Online because one of ze friends of mine told me on ze xat chat of a Club Penguin (RIP) army that it was pretty good. I signed up and made ze account LordZenith. I couldn't load many battles because of my 2g internet speed, but I kept playing until ze motivation faded away. A few weeks  later I wanted to play it again, but had forgotten ze password. Therefore came into being ze current account and also my consistent stay in this wonderful MMO.
 
Neutrino: Wonderful!
 
Daddy Zen: Is it not? I beg to differ.
 
Neutrino: OK, let’s not get into this argument; there are plenty of people crying in game discussion already.
 

 
Malfoy: I think I joined Tanki about two years ago, although I've only probably played for a year and a half of that. My brother's friends began playing Tanki from who-knows-where, and then my brother started playing, and it looked cool. So I figured I might as well try it. :P
 
Neutrino: Now I know you have a brother... Brother helps Neutrino track Malfoy down
 

 
Flabby: I'm pretty sure I joined Tanki perhaps a year and a half ago, maybe sometime in early-mid-2015. As for why, a really great friend of mine recommended it to me, so I decided to give it a go. Shoutouts to Achilleus!
 
 
Question: You guys are known for your writing skills, what makes you write?


 
Zenith: I don't know to be fair. I like to write descriptive pieces, guides and reports, if you've observed. I've run a couple of amateur blogs and worked on an amateur news website before and I think that's what kickstarted my experience as a 'writer', if you'd call me one.
 

 
Malfoy: Hmmm I write because it gives me the power to help others with words that otherwise couldn't reach their ears. The potential to make someone laugh when they're at their lowest moments, to comfort at their hardest times, and to remind them that they have worth when they feel everything is gone. That ability to affect others is precious to me.
 

 
Flabby: For fun. I really can't find any other explanation.
 

 
 
Question: What is your favorite song, movie and book?


 
Daddy Zen: I don't have any 'favorite' song, they change a lot. I'm also the guy who isn't up to date with music albums, I just do it randomly. The same applies to my movies and books although I don't watch/read them as often.
 

 
Malfoy: Favorite song is probably Car Radio by 21 Pilots, or maybe the Fairy Tail Main Theme song. Favorite movie is probably Star Wars Episode 6. Favorite book changes all the time, but right now I'd say that the first book of the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss is probably my favorite.
 

 
Flabby: Anything from Knife Party or Pendulum, I don't have a favourite movie, probably "The Cobra" by Frederick Forsyth.
 

 
Question: What makes you play a game like tanki?


 
Daddy Zen: I play Tanki because I've invested plenty of time and effort in it already, besides my helper responsibilities and the fun experiences that come with all that. I stay loyal to my games and generally play only one at a time and I could say Tanki is good enough to help me keep at it, at the very least.
 

 
Malfoy: I play Tanki because I really love strategic games. It's still a strategy-based game that I can play and figure more strategies for, so I continue to play it. :P
 

 
Flabby: Err, I don't. Sometimes I hop on just to get some information that might be useful for articles and stuff, if I feel like it, but I haven't published those anywhere lol (Mydoom.exe has ranked up since the time of conducting this interview).
 

 
 
Question: Why do you think I am conducting this interview?


 
Daddy Zen: I think you're conducting this to interview three members of a clan that will eventually take over all helper groups and to know how we're laying the foundation for such a movement (JK).
 
Neutrino: And maybe because I want to see if you are recruiting :ph34r:
 

 
Malfoy: I think you are doing this interview because you're a stalker who is looking for our bank account information.
 
Neutrino: Which I still haven't acquired :ph34r:
 

 
Flabby: Because I'm your senpai. Don't deny it.
 

 
Question: What is the meaning of life?


 
Daddy Zen: Life is the wrong spelling of LYF, which is a mobile manufacturing company by Reliance based in India. Obviously.
 

 
Malfoy: The meaning of life is whatever you make your purpose. It depends on your perspective. I have a very Christian perspective as a Christian, but the meaning of life for someone else might differ. For those cynical weirdos, there may be no meaning of life. The meaning of life is whatever your choose as your purpose.
 

 
Flabby: 42
 
Neutrino: Correct.
 
Savage: It's actually 69
 

 
Question: What is Quantum Tunneling?

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Daddy Zen: Irrelevant question, will not answer.
 
Neutrino: Run
 

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Malfoy: (Goes to google) hhhh it's when a particle tunnels through something.
 
Neutrino: Damn Google.
 

 
Flabby: 42
 
Neutrino: Correct.
 

 
 
Question: Why are you so noob?

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Daddy Zen: Because noob is not just an adjective, it's a distinction. It's a profession, an ability, a way of life that I won't be ashamed of following.
 

 
Malfoy: I'm noob because I'm noob. Noob is a state of existence tbh.
 
Neutrino: True that, it’s a constant.
 
Malfoy: I mult, therefore I am.
 
Neutrino: Lol.
 

 
Flabby: *Unintelligible ranting moved into spoiler, don't read if sensitive :ph34r:  :P *
 

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're grounded.

 
Neutrino: This will be hard to publish.
 

 
Question: You get to ask me a question!


 
Daddy Zen: Why were you born? Why?
 
Neutrino: To conduct this interview.
 
Daddy Zen: So you were emitted thanks to a beta positive emission for that? It's done now though. You better disappear now.
 
Neutrino: See you tomorrow.
 

 
Malfoy: What is your favorite ice cream flavour?
 
Neutrino: Blood
 
Malfoy: yum
 
Neutrino: It's choco chip.
 

 
Flabby: What are thoooooooooose?
 
Neutrino: 42
 

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And that brings us to an end to this thrilling, nail biting and nerve-wracking interview!

I hope you enjoyed and if you did not then I simply don’t care!

Edited February 20, 2017 by Savage

[Crip 4,735]

Approved.

 

 

- There was little to no formatting in place. I attempted to inject some into it and failed.

• Added colour.
• Changed font to Trebuchet MS.
• Added spacing in some areas and separated each interviewee's response.

- Corrected a few typos.

- Added a few apostrophes where required.

 

Spelling and grammar were pretty much there throughout.

 

Overall, a very fun article to read :P

[Ninja 10,468]

LeNugs...

[Misery 1,415]

Lol this is good HD humour

[Jwimmer 2,835]

Other than the fact that I didn't know who was talking where, a humorous interview.
 

To answer the quantum tunneling question: Quantum tunneling occurs across large tracts of space. The way it theoretically happens has to do with time as a dimension (I don't remember the specifics), but it is basically like taking a sheet and putting two parts of it next to each other. The fabric of space folds together for a small instance of time, and a particle travels a very short distance (like jumping across the sheet), and then the wormhole (this is what the connection is called), collapses (think pulling the sheet so it is completely flat), and your ending displacement is a great distance. I know there is more to it, but I don't want to go research it.

[personia 4,036]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

10/10

[Guest Maserati]

hehe, another enjoyable article :)

[pieface101 285]

Haha lol.

 

Ah I see Savage you sly dog...

Edited February 11, 2017 by Savage
*Innocent expression*

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

HD Takeover of the Newspaper when?

[Tofu 6,773]

Thx all! I did absolutely no editing because I was too lazy to do any. And Jwimmer, I meant that ques as a joke :p

[Tofu 6,773]

Haha lol.

 

Ah I see Savage you sly dog...

Savage doing Powerabuse

Edited February 11, 2017 by Savage
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[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

HD Takeover of the Newspaper when?

Soon

[Star_Lord_Tinkou 1,386]

Lol Pro! Interview.

[Tofu 6,773]

Lol Pro! Interview.

Thx m9

[Truthteller 4,204]

Lol nice 

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

Hahaha hilarious interview. Best one I've seen yet.

 

Now that your life purpose has been completed, will you be doing yourself and the world a favor by killing yourself? I mean its the only thing that makes sense now that you have a pointless life.

[Tofu 6,773]

Hahaha hilarious interview. Best one I've seen yet.

 

Now that your life purpose has been completed, will you be doing yourself and the world a favor by killing yourself? I mean its the only thing that makes sense now that you have a pointless life.

Soon

[sre123 595]

Brilliant formatting!!! :D And nice questions and nice interview. :ph34r:

Edited February 11, 2017 by Savage
+1 to the formatting

[Crip 4,735]

Thx all! I did absolutely no editing because I was too lazy to do any. And Jwimmer, I meant that ques as a joke :P

That's not a very good thing to admit if you're a Reporter wannabe :P

[arnav0506 2,777]

Nice interviews sir :D

And +69 to the editing! :ph34r:

Edited February 11, 2017 by arnav0506

[Dhanchatia 76]

Nice humour!

[tousif_the_master 2,240]

Wow, wonderfull +1 :D, man this article made me laugh out loudly , actually the 42  :ph34r:

 

 

Whats your fav song...?

 

Daddy Zen: Halkat na mane tinku jiya  :ph34r: 
 
 

 

 

Edited February 11, 2017 by tousif_the_master

[Tofu 6,773]

That's not a very good thing to admit if you're a Reporter wannabe :P

I wrote this at like 12:00 AM in the night, cut me some slack

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

Can't you kill yourself faster plz I can't wait ;(

[Tofu 6,773]

Can't you kill yourself faster plz I can't wait ;(

I am trying my best ok