Contest [Issue 63] See Ya (Not) Tomorrow!

[Flexoo 6,980]

Farewell, Tanki Online. Have you ever thought about leaving the game and posting an informing Good-bye note? If not, there's a chance for you to train how to bid farewell in the spirit of April Fool's day.

 

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I know for fact that most of you forum people hit on something called 'Good-bye topic'. It's a traditional expression of the sadness, anger, sorrow and other sentiments compressed into the 'last words' of the departing tanker. Whilst some players take their Good-bye topic with all seriousness, others make their comeback literally the next day. I would like to exploit this fact. Hence, your job is to create an outstanding and ridiculous Good-bye Tanki topic.

 

Rules

 

1. Plagiarism is forbidden. Any 'direct inspiration' taken from the past Good-bye topics or other entries will lead to

    disqualification from the contest.

2. Entries are to be posted here in the comments.

3. There's no word limit, however, avoid posting caption-like entries or lengthy novels contending for Pulitzer prize.

 

Example

 

"Knock yourself out in the Off-topic section archive."

 

That's what I would normally say, but there's a catch. We are NOT looking for traditional Good-bye topics that will present the banal and boring reasons behind someone's departure. Your objective is to ridicule or parody this format and come with your own funny way of saying 'farewell'. I bet you will be able to play around it!

 

Prizes

 

1st place:  35 000 crystals

2nd place: 25 000 crystals

3rd place:  20 000 crystals

 

Other honorable departees contestants will receive 10 000 crystal consolations.

 

Deadline: April 28, 2017.

 

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That's all there is to it. Good luck with bidding farewell and remember to come back to the game to actually claim your rewards!

 

Edited June 20, 2017 by Hexed

[TheZigzagoonThatCan 678]

10/10

3.14/10

1.458953452348293842357434789237489237x10^2/10

(3.16² + (36 / (√2.45)⁴) - 1) / 10

awesome on the scale of awesomeness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i/10

i hope you dont get a rating complex

-∞/10

 

We're the most productive Helper group of all. Remember that, folks.

[Lynus_the_Egg 3]

[New rank brackets enter the game, starts fighting with second Lieutenants]

"Pretty soon my K/D is going to become how often I play this game."

 

[Almost actually contributes to the team FOR ONCE but sets off a mine before he can capture the flag]

"Along with my tank, my interest has been blown apart, never to be seen again."

 

[GOLD! GOLD! GOLD! Kablam!]

"I think that Thunder shot just blew me out of the game."

 

[GUYS GOLD NO KILL NO KILL- says the evil mastermind, who then promptly destroys the innocent tanker.]

"Don't worry, I won't be killing anyone again."

 

And last but not least, on the chat...

"Free account. Legit. Password as follows: _______"

Edited April 8, 2017 by Lynus_the_Egg

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

This seems interesting.

[sre123 595]

 

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Farewell, Tanki Online. Have you ever thought about leaving the game and posting an informing Good-bye note? If not, there's a chance for you to train how to bid farewell in the spirit of April Fool's day.

 

---

 

I know for fact that most of you forum people hit on something called 'Good-bye topic'. It's a traditional expression of the sadness, anger, sorrow and other sentiments compressed into the 'last words' of the departing tanker. Whilst some players take their Good-bye topic with all seriousness, others make their comeback literally the next day. I would like to exploit this fact. Hence, your job is to create an outstanding and ridiculous Good-bye Tanki topic.

 

Rules

 

1. Plagiarism is forbidden. Any 'direct inspiration' taken from the past Good-bye topics or other entries will lead to

disqualification from the contest.

2. Entries are to be posted here in the comments.

3. There's no word limit, however, avoid posting caption-like entries or lengthy novels contending for Pulitzer prize.

 

Example

 

"Knock yourself out in the Off-topic section archive."

 

That's what I would normally say, but there's a catch. We are NOT looking for a traditional Good-bye topics that will present the banal and boring reasons behind someone's departure. Your objective is to ridicule or parody this format and come with your own funny way of saying 'farewell'. I bet you will be able to play around it!

 

 

 

Why is there an "a" ? :P 

Btw, let me try this contest. :ph34r:

Edited April 9, 2017 by Hexed
Bcuz prou grammer ok.

[Pigeon-king 25]

Goodbye my fellow tankers

 

Over the past 2 hours I've noticed that my k/d ratio kept either being above 1.6 but instead was 1.61. Can you believe it!?! I tried as hard as I could but there were so many M0s that My k/d ratio became a misreable 3.78. Sadly I tried lowerining it by self destructing but then my computer logged me out. Because of my now terrible k/d ratio I am quittin tanki. One day when my K/d ratio finally becomes 1.6 pis will fly.

 

So with a heavy heart I shall throw my computer at my neighbor so that I won't be reminded of that shameful ratio as I dilly dally at the police station for giving my neighbor a concussion. 

 

Farewell,

Pigeon-king

[Total_Drama07 309]

Bye everyone!

 

I blame my departure on Semyon Kirov, I miss him greatly. All the bad updates.

[eddy996 2]

Bye fellow tanker, I'm posting this from my almost dead phone as my pc is broken (which is also my main reason for leaving) it happened last night while I was just doing my missions and minding my own business when a magnum hit my tank causing my computer to explode, after contacting tanki help I was informed this is quite common and a result of removing the "critical error" function. So bye all :( Devs ruined my fun.

(P.s. Im lost don't know where I am and my phones about to die so I don't think I can make a call.... this was more important thou :/ )

 

(Help me)

Edited April 9, 2017 by eddy996

[r_Valk8 2,086]

Today I've decided to leave Tanki just because of this incident...

 

I filled my tank with oil just before the Super Gold started to fall. I desperately wanted to catch it.

There was a player in my team who's name was "Footballer". He just flew all the way to the top of the map and took the Super Gold.

Everyone in the chat screams "Noooooo hacker" and it as the one and only 50k Super Gold box I saw in the whole event.

That man just stole the Ballon D'or 50 times and no one could even stop him.

"THATS IT! I quit this game, I can't even catch a 5k Super Gold and he just took the 50k one.."

With that I threw my laptop out the window and it dropped on a dump truck. 

Bye Bye folks, See Ya {Not} Tomorrow.

Edited April 9, 2017 by Valk

[Daniel898 327]

 

Note: I'm not this much of a cringe-lord in real life. All spelling errors are deliberate.

 

 

 

MY DEADVULTURE FROM WORLD OF TANKS
 

hey tank guys

 

today i am back at it again to make my deeparcher from world of tanks. allso guys, my last leaving topik got a woooooping 2 likes! if we could get 4 LIKES ON THIS TOPIK THAT WUD BE sesquipedalian! 

 

if you didn't know, it's been a loooong 15 years playing this game. it was fun, and i usually was gamein' on WoT during my free time while in harverd university, doing my phd from medical skool. however i have to leve. even tho i have so many memeories.

 

i've have been recognized by many recuits as a pro. many fear my name: xx_pro.god.king.sniper_xx. i have have gone on numberous missions and have taken down entire bases. i specialize in aerial 720 noscoping with shaft and have 78 confrimed kills. 

 

i lerned so much from the game, i know that if you use bigger words you penultimate more saxicolous. from the games borrible updates i learned that you cant always git wat you want in life. i cant cant get always get what i want in life, even if i'm a pro snipe didoser legend! thanks bros for the help!

 

anyways i have moved on. there are mcuh better games out there like tankie and minecaft. tankie is expecially my fave. the graphicks are leggendary! and tenks cant yolo john cena RKO me out of nowhere, crushin' my tenk when they jump off a bridge

 

it is sad to leave, but i know dat you guys will be fine without the PRO (WINK WINK me) here! i luv all 3 of my fans!

 

xx_pro.god.king.sniper_xx

senor base raider

leggingdairy nocoper

the feared one

 

 

wait isn't this tenke LOL nvm guys i will be back next time1!!1!!!!

Edited April 9, 2017 by Daniel898

[Truthteller 4,204]

Bye everybody

JK

[I3.R.0 1,700]

My Tank is going to die a natural death.

[Guanlong999 22]

Hi felow tankers, :)

 

Today, i em very sad to say that i am leving tanki olnine. Yes, can you belive it? i AM LEVING TANKI. ever since i started this game, i never thogt i would leve, but turns out there are more emportant things in live, like frendship, familly, and love. After all, tanki was just a game, and reel live comes first. I now that However, i em vairy glad i first started this game in 20010 -it has taut me how to work with team membmers and deal with my anger (i hate shafts).

 

over the yeres, i have met so many wonderful tanekrs!!1! I still remmber when i found my first frend, a tanker called protankermlg. he was so nise to me! We paleyd ricochet hornet together, and WE DMONITATED!!! Shutouts to ii.justinbeeber.ii, lolmao, and xXlordmultXx for beeng such good frends! And you know what? They taut me how to be a vairy good XPPB player. Affter years of training, i can now drive bacwkwards WHILE TURNING MY TURRET! Many people are jelous.

 

In the past 7 yeres, i have met so many good yutubres like Cludu_setlist, i...o.uf.a, thwat_one_michael, PuliusDaOne, GOldMans, AND SO MANT MOREEE!!! I now these yutubres will be vairy sad that their #1 fan is leving, but dont worry, i will still dropp in from time to time.

 

Dont cry guys, i will still be dropping in form time to tome, if my studys allow it. I am persuing a bachelor’s degree in enginering. Buy guys, good luck with your lives!!!

 

(if u wnat to dropp me a gold, send me an email at “protankermlgbesttanker@gmale.com”)

 

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this is gunalong9999, singing out 

 

 

[stanzhang 3,291]

@GoldRock need ctrl+c and ctrl+v, 99.99% win rate

[M.O.N.O.X.Y.D.E 123]

 

Post deleted.

Merci de bien vouloir respecter le concours et de ne pas poster de messages hors-sujet.

Edited April 10, 2017 by M.O.N.O.X.Y.D.E

[Drazox 665]

ok mais je n'ai pas comprit mon pote @M.O.N.O.X.Y.D.E aide-moi je dois faire quoi dans ce concours?

Edited April 10, 2017 by M.O.N.O.X.Y.D.E
concourS

[M.O.N.O.X.Y.D.E 123]

ok mais je n'ai pas comprit mon pote @M.O.N.O.X.Y.D.E aide-moi je dois faire quoi dans ce concours?

Il faut que tu écrive un petit texte drôle dans lequel tu annonces que tu quitte Tanki Online.

 

PS: Arrête d'appeler tout le monde "mon pote", merci.

Edited April 10, 2017 by M.O.N.O.X.Y.D.E

[Drazox 665]

c'est ce que j'ai fait mais tu as éffacer mon texte. ok mais c'est @Viking4s qui me fatigue en se rebélant. Est-ce que le texte je peux le mettre ici en francais?

Edited April 10, 2017 by 78190-facebook78

[Drazox 665]

 

[issue 63] [Contest] See ya (not) tomorrow !

 

Bye Fellow Tankers

 

Today I'm ridiculous because I'm banned to the game, I'm angry my girl-friend speak me "Shut-up please your not boy-friend with my friend and my tank is over "brrrrrrrrrrrrrr pffffffff", after my friend has destroie my parkour challenge with different paint "Blue~Green~Black~White~Red~Orange", but it is not my parkour challenge I'm so ridiculous eheh and my sister continu to push me in the game... !

 

Edited April 16, 2017 by 78190-facebook78

[snipe3000 678]

Fellow tankers, I will see you tomorrow. Or maybe I won't. 

 

I am leaving the game because of the increasing amount of flying tanks. I find a match and it looks a bit weird. I enter it and I see floating tanks. I try to report them but the mods say there is no reason to ban. It was as if it was a low gravity environment. I also noticed that too many people have epic paints. I noticed this guy flexoo has an epic paint.

That paint is too cool 4 me.

 

For these reasons I am leaving Tanki. I hope you guys understand my meaning I mean reason.

Edited April 16, 2017 by snipe3000

[ftp 1,696]

UGH! Good-Bye tanki online ;((( i am of banned and i cant of play on my tanki and tanki hates me so much because i took that goldbox it was mine i never hacked fly jump hack and i have a bad laptop hurr durr purr.....

Literally every "Goodbye" topic ever...
 

 

Do I win?

Edited April 16, 2017 by crystalmaiden

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

For additional help, follow this handy guide!

 

:lol:

[snipe3000 678]

This one is better, has more info and is more organized :)

So true.

[Magical.Tanki04 4]

Hey fellow tnkers (not felow animor),

 

Da reson y I m levin tanki is cuz of the killin of engliss. Players join batle and write "gold bill". RIP english. 'you' becmes 'u', 'are' becoomes 'r'. RIP english. I hev faild all english tsts sinse 2014 sinse i playeed tanki. My goodluk tu da devlopurs out dere. Hope u dunt make 'railgun' 'rollgun' and 'ricochet' 'recusit' cuz I realy dunt wunt rolling guns along with smokin barrels and who nows wat may hapen when recu( it can b a nucliar bumb) sits. At last I wana say:

RIP English

I likd u a lot.

And when de playurs stop payin gold bill contct me at Y.did.u.RIP.english@gunmail.coum

Farewel tunkers

May god fulfil ur wish and make u pay gold bill for da gold u didnt buy.

 

With surrow I say gudbye,

Your killer,

A.L.P.H.A_S.T.A.R

 

P.S- RIP da red line apearin again n agein. 

[Magical.Tanki04 4]

A.L.P.H.A_S.T.A.R is my real account cuz this acc has been thrashed by english dictionaries.

So I wont mind if u instead give this acc crystals for winning.