Other [Issue Fools] I am Leaving Tanki Online

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

 

You're a fool,

so get fooled,

on April fools,

day.

 

 

I let out a shout,

into your ear,

you begin to doubt,

why I'm so dear.

 

I park your car,

on a toe truck.

It takes it away,

so best of luck.

 

I stick gum,

on your head,

so you'll be stuck the next morning,

to your bed.

 

I frame you,

for burglary,

you get thrown in jail,

thanks to perjury.

 

I text your mom,

from your phone,

she gets super mad,

and throws you out of your home.

 

You think that's enough,

but oh, there's more:

30 hoses,

aimed at your door!

 

You're soaking wet,

so you go in to dry,

you fall down the steps,

and land in a pie.

 

You get to the shower,

but the power goes out,

I cut the wires,

you go crazy and shout.

 

You call the cops,

but they never show,

probably because,

I offered them some dough.

 

You hear a knock,

at the door.

You open it up,

and hear a roar.

 

Seven lions,

ready to attack.

You slam the door,

but the door goes crack.

 

The lions chase you,

down your block,

oh, if only,

you hadn't tripped on that rock.

 

But thankfully,

you hide behind a tree.

but the tree begins to fall,

oops; weee!

 

You're in the hospital,

laying in bed,

you're quite surprised,

that you're not even dead.

 

The door opens,

and someone steps in,

"it's me" I tell you,

with a massive grin.

 

"Listen bud,"

I begin to evoke,

"I know you're mad,

but it was just a joke!"

 

 

Happy April Fools Day!

 

~ @Yisroel.Rabin

[Tofu 6,773]

[VaudeVille 1,428]

 

 

[Ninja 10,468]

When newspaper articles start using Skype emojis we're finished. Cancer.

[bc200214_777 582]

tow* truck

[shlifka84 0]

not funny.last update-even less funny.

[Magenta 5,165]

i liked this one yis

 

 

haha u got trolled xD

 

 

[joelpro12 735]

omg ncie song

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

what are you talking about guys yisroel is actually leaving why is everyone laughing

[ganesha-1 75]

Great poem!   :D

Waah! Eysa gane aur banana

Edited April 4, 2017 by Yisroel.Rabin
Please don't quote the main post. Thanks! c:

[ganesha-1 75]

Nice one! :D

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

I was extremely ecstatic until I read the article :mellow:

[Penguin40 1,714]

I was extremely ecstatic until I read the article :mellow:

waw what a mult, wishes that his beloved colleague leaves tanki :c 

 

 

what are you talking about guys yisroel is actually leaving why is everyone laughing

He himself said anyone saying "Yis leaving" is a big fool who keeps getting fooled. Therefore, I think Yis can deduce you got fooled.

oh wait you're purposely here to troll the fools.... 

 

Anyways Yis. Gr8 job m8!

[pardoes 15]

I am not really getting the joke, I mean I did quit playing so how am I fooled?

Comments on last update are locked so nothing to be expected from tanki anymore. Or maybe there has been another update (ha...ha....ha....).

Thought maybe something would change to more playable, I looked at 4 servers and 98% games with legends. Clearly nothing in the news paper. No reason to hang around in tanki anymore. 

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

What? :huh:

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

This is newspaper propaganda.

Edited August 24, 2017 by Darren4Turbo