[Issue Fools] [Guide] Ratings Success: Solution

[Crip 4,735]

 

Greetings Tankers! The re-introduction of Ratings into the game was a much-anticipated release, though another update saw the new system change to make it less centered around the player's K/D. Unfortunately, it is now more difficult to increase your rating. Fear not! Your friendly neighbourhood @Savage has discovered the ultimate path to an incredibly high rating.

 

Read on to find out more!

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Here are 5 simple steps you should take to have an enviable rating. I will go into detail on each one.

 

1. You must buy Premium.

2. You must only play Legends. ()

3. You must always win battles.

4. You must never die.

5. You must never write a hate comment on any Newspaper article.

 

And voilà! Your rating will be rocketing up!

 

Genius huh?

 

Don't bother thanking me. I go get my Reporter salary now hhh kthxbai

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Please like for more articles of a similar genre. See ya!

 

✯ @Savage ✯

 

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

5 steps to becoming the BEST Tanker EVER!!! You won't BELIEVE Step 5...it's GENIUS!!!

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

THIS ARTICLE SUCKS AND YOU SUCK TOO I HATE THIS GAME

 

 

What? Im going for the lowest rating ever.

[Mr.Jellie 1,924]

The first four steps are pretty solid advice,but boy does step five SUCK

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

The first four steps are pretty solid advice,but boy does step five SUCK

Like this topic.

[Crip 4,735]

THIS ARTICLE SUCKS AND YOU SUCK TOO I HATE THIS GAME

 

 

What? Im going for the lowest rating ever.

You @Savage person.

[VaudeVille 1,428]

You may have tried to joke around but unfortunately the 1st 4 steps are true

[Ninja 10,468]

I h8 this damn rubbish

[nopro1212 0]

Why!!!

I red the news every month and there is only one proper arcticle.

 

U've taken it a step too far.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

I go get my Reporter salary now hhh kthxbai

Reporters must love April! They get their salary for literally doing nothing.  :lol:  :lol:

[Penguin40 1,714]

Why!!!

I red the news every month and there is only one proper arcticle.

 

U've taken it a step too far.

There will be a real newspaper a week later -_-

Reporters must love April! They get their salary for literally doing nothing.  :lol:  :lol:

It's possible they dont get it and Savage was just trolling, but seriously, even Fools articles aren't really "doing nothing", as the reporters still have to work on what would make a perfect hilarious article, or a perfect troll that's preferably not a repeat...

[tankerkuldeep 739]

Who cares for rating?

[Crip 4,735]

There will be a real newspaper a week later -_-

It's possible they dont get it and Savage was just trolling, but seriously, even Fools articles aren't really "doing nothing", as the reporters still have to work on what would make a perfect hilarious article, or a perfect troll that's preferably not a repeat...

Yeah, I don't receive anything for creating something like this, especially as it didn't take me very long to create.

[Viking4s 10,791]

Reporters must love April! They get their salary for literally doing nothing.  :lol:  :lol:

We are paid with monster gold box :P

 

There will be a real newspaper a week later -_-

It's possible they dont get it and Savage was just trolling, but seriously, even Fools articles aren't really "doing nothing", as the reporters still have to work on what would make a perfect hilarious article, or a perfect troll that's preferably not a repeat...

This is the real neswpaper ! How dare you Pen !

All we do is for fun, and please our god Rah.

Yes, Fools articles are really nothing and they last a week.

 

 

Edited April 2, 2017 by Viking4s

[Kian 242]

Quality...

 

Edited April 3, 2017 by Kian

[ftp 1,696]

^

[Magenta 5,165]

@Hate

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

@Hate

Reported, unfriended, disliked, unsubscribed, demonetized, hidden, unfollowed, unpinned, friendzoned

 

Out

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

THIS ARTICLE SUCKS AND YOU SUCK TOO I HATE THIS GAME

 

 

What? Im going for the lowest rating ever.

oh sh1t! Shots fired!! Get down!!!

[ToiletPaperRoll 1,318]

ratends suk and game suuk && bad stupi  noobd l!! ban me 1 i want rating 0!1

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Young Savage why you trolling so hard?

If you didn't get the reference you're unworthy of your nickname

 

Edited April 8, 2017 by Marc