April Fools' Day Celebrations - UPDATED 31/03

[Legacy 754]

This is last year's April fools if anyone wanted it.

Awesome memories, when I was Major

[ToiletPaperRoll 1,318]

Nah, he's worong, the true one is "event with gold boxes"

But you're worong whit grammar.

[poolbysven 3]

I saw the banner 'April Fools' and thought for certain the last update where we got screwed on the  daily missions was the joke.  Alas, I was wrong.  I remember the days there used to be 100,000+ people playing Tanki.  You would be lucky to see 10% of that number now, and they keep doing things to drive the number of people playing even lower.

 

Why is that?   :wacko: 

[samuel_swagg22 6]

Dammit I sincerely hate you I saw that coming

Hahaha Im Dying

[abin_biju 0]

This Aprils fools celebration better be good because players are already upset about the mission update

[Drey 879]

25% off Micro-Upgrades and Speed-Ups for 4 days!

 

 

April Fools!

[Gamer-Janith 0]

Maybe this is another fake xD

Tanki wont give only 25% off for day like this !!

there may be more things :D

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Why the useless moderators didnt fix the wiki yet about micro upgrade for us to see what we will spend?

for chat they are always ready but for ther job never

Lol, If only you knew. 

First of all, we are Wiki Editors, not Chat mods, forum mods or any other mod you talk to. We operate separately and those moderators have no powers in the wiki. 

 

Anyway, allow me to explain the process to help you know what we face ever time MU's are updated. 

We need to receive the data from the developers. It can take them a few days to format this into a nice, readable layout as there is so much information to be changed. 

When we get the data, it isn't a simply a copy-paste job. The wiki is written in a code and we have to go through and find each value and update it. For us to update a whole hull/turret can take upwards of an hour.

As our editors aren't always available, this whole process can take over 2 weeks despite how hard we work. Please bear with us while we give up our free time to benefit you. 

 

If you would like to know just how hard it is to update, talk to .

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

What he said^.

Updating MU tables is not easy. Undoubtedly the hardest thing in the Wiki to update. Like Galaxy said, it can't just be simply cut-and-paste into some table. The wiki has a whole different form of coding which is sometimes difficult to understand and write in. If you wanna understand 20% of its difficulty, switch your forum to BBCode by hitting the button on the top-left corner and try to write in that. BBCode is significantly more simple than Wiki code though.

[jdc20181 213]

The Day Missions went to the mults, trolls, and at last hackers. 

[1M4U 268]

Maybe this is another fake xD

Tanki wont give only 25% off for day like this !!

there may be more things :D

 

Maybe this is another fake xD

Tanki wont give only 25% off for day like this !!

there may be more things :D

When tanki does not put sales in april fools. Wonder why people still anticipates lol

The higher the expectation, the more dissapointment,

[Seanboyz 0]

eelobhllogedtwstnx?????!!!

[VaudeVille 1,428]

I don't think tankerkuldeep was suggesting you discuss that here.

 

Was politely suggestion your presence in "that" thread would be appreciated.

He can't cuz missions update is a prank

[tankmaster0012 0]

The only April Fools announcement we want to hear is that Tanki was joking about the daily-mission update and will reverse it.

 

That update is absolute garbage.

This is true. Plz reverse the daily missions. Then it would be the best April Fools Day. 

[destroyeverybody 1]

I don't have a problem with the missions, at my rank 80% of battles are usually pro. Therefore, making missions only being able to complete them in non-pro battles brings more people to them. Rather, than having to waste crys on pro people just come to me. Now you probably saying just bye pro, well, to those I say I don't care. For as long as I can remember (5 years about) tanki has screwed me over so many times. So, stop complaining and play the game.

 

[destroyeverybody 1]

Why are developers even making effort for such events with new graphics and looks in map, new looks to gold box and billboard and etc,etc.

 

Also they are just giving discounts and sales and keeps introducing new features and turrets and New Stupid updates.

 

Ill say give us a Good game-play without errors and lags and glitch  that will be definitely appreciated rather than giving high amount of sale in a game which gives a whole lot of errors.

 

What is the use of such discount and sale if we cant even play properly and enjoy.

 

Also remove the update on missions which can be only completed in non-pro battle because there is hardly any non-pro maps we can Join as we are not allowed to create a non-pro battle. Or Better just remove the daily missions thing

Or better, let us make battles again. For years on end (my gameplay starting about, oh, 2010?) I could make my own battles and name them. Gradually we couldn't name them, then make non-pro battles. This is part of the reason the game is so dead. You may say it is thriving, but just look at the servers and compare them from awhile back (made my point?). That would be just a miracle.

[destroyeverybody 1]

Or better, let us make battles again. For years on end (my gameplay starting about, oh, 2010?) I could make my own battles and name them. Gradually we couldn't name them, then make non-pro battles. This is part of the reason the game is so dead. You may say it is thriving, but just look at the servers and compare them from awhile back (made my point?). That would be just a miracle.

Oh and if you were wondering:

Yes, I have been 'playing' (I played on and off) for 5 years. Fact. Look in ratings and you may think I am a hacker. (False) (See when I went on my hiatus they rolled out with the rating system).

[Maf 32,305]

400k to get magnum from 7 to 12 with a 25% sale. I feel.... robbed  :lol:

[Magenta 5,165]

400k to get magnum from 7 to 12. I feel.... robbed  :lol:

hhhh what

[Indulgent 2]

eelobhllogedtwstnx?????!!!

Hey bro

 

eiobhlogedtwstnx 

 

in brazilian game they showed as "eeventocaixadourada" it says evento caixa dourada, in portuguese it means, "Gold Box Event" they show in it that we gonna have gold box event again :)

[donut70 97]

eeiobhlogedtwstnxv

Anyone able to make sense of the bolded letters?
 

[hari_chris 23]

please tanki give us 50% off on turrets and i will be so happy and everytankers are really dissapointed about the mission update Coz now we can see most of the battles as pro battles we request please to cancel that update :huh: really bad :( and please give 50% :mellow: 

[Guest]

Expecting something cool like last year.

[bartistartfast 0]

YAYAYAY.

[bartistartfast 0]

I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT "WONDERFUL" THINGS ARE IN THE GOLDBOXES THIS YEAR.  :ph34r:  :ph34r: